A Knights tale introductions


Yessssss Behold my lord Ulrich The Rock.. the Hard Place… Like the Wind from Gelderland he sweeps by… blown far from his homeland is search of glory… and honor. We walk in the garden of his turbulence!! “Awkward Silence” YEAH!!!! (Crowd: YEAH!!!!!) My Lords. My Ladies. And everybody else here not sitting on a cushion… “Cheering” Today..Today You find yourselves equals… “Crowd is cheering.” “Lords are cursing.” For you are all equally blessed… For I have the pride… The privilege nay the pleasure… Of introducing to you a knight.. Sired by knights… A Knight who could trace his lineage back … Beyond Charlemagne. I first met him… Atop a mountain near Jerusalem… Praying to GOD… Asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next he amazed me still further… In Italy… When he saved… A fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishings of her dreadful Turkish uncle. “Crowd boos” Chaucer: :-/ In Greece… He spent a year… in silence Just to better understand the sound… of a whisper. And so without further gilding the Lily and with no more ado… I give to you… the seeker of Serenity… The Protector… of Italian Virginity. The enforcer of our Lord GOD… The One… The only… Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein “Crowd Cheers” “Trumpets Sound” My Lord Count Adamar… Son of Phillip Devitri… son of Gylse(?). Master of the Free Companies… Defender of his… enormous manhood… A shiny example of chivalry… and champagne. “Crowd applauses” Watt: “Nice work!” Chaucer: “Bravo!” Good People… I Missed my introduction!! “Crowd Cheering” But please.. Please I pray you… Hear it now.. For I would lay rest… the grace… in my tongue… to speak plain. Days like these… are far to rare to cheapen with heavy handed words. And so… I’m afraid without any ado whatsoever… Excuse me my Lord… Here he is. One of your own.. Born a stone’s throw from this very stadium.. …and here before you now The son of John Thatcher… Sir William Thatcher!!!!! “Crowd Cheers”

100 thoughts on “A Knights tale introductions

  1. Top 3 Public Relations agent of all time:
    1. Geoffrey Chaucer
    2. Genie
    3. Le Fou

  2. This is the original Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen,Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea,Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons

  3. Mmm… Yeah I still find him incredibly sexy. He's funny, that was the opening and closing argument.

  4. "I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem…" Oh, here we go

    Btw, if you pause at 1:22, you can see the girl William spoke with in Cheapside. Interesting…

  5. Heath ledger was awesome in this movie. Whatever happened to him anyway. Seems like he dropped off the face of the earth

  6. There is missing the part when Chaucer says : "thank you, I'll be here all week.." xD

  7. Joker, Robert Barethon, and Vision in a film together was EPIC!!!!!!

  8. If only we all had our own personal Heralds in life…..

    Although…now that I think about it…nothing would actually ever get done…everyone would just be introducing each other…😂😂😂

  9. "Defender of his enormous manhood!" Pfft, yeah right, he probably has a tiny wiener. 😂

  10. It’s such a bummer that the tv version cut out when adamar was on his back, being welcome to a new world.

  11. btw, the first scene were there was a long awkward silence before the crowd cheered. That wasn't scripted. lol

  12. Loved how adamar looked as his herald with a "And I have this idiot" look.

  13. HEAR YE HEAR YE WE WERE JUST WORKING ON THE FARM LOOKING AROUND AT ALL THE OTHERS WORKING WHEN IN CAME THIS SPELLBINDING STORYTELLER

  14. Robert Baratheon squired for a false knight! What valuable information this would be to the Lannisters…

  15. We walk! In the garden of his TURBULENCE! (DOES that mean walking behind him in the wake of his farts?)

  16. He once spent a year in silence…just to better understand the sound of a whisper lol

  17. “Days like these, are far too rare to cheapen with heavy-handed words.” Beautiful.

  18. COLEY FOLEY SAYS: THIS GUY IS SUCH A GREAT FUCKIN CHARACTER… HAHAHA! (AWESOME FLICK.) ON "SHOWTIME" AGAIN RIGHT NOW.

  19. Should be arrested for straight up stealing this movie. Epic hype man

  20. książęta europy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pozdrawiam waldemar

  21. Paul Bettany is a freakin' brilliant actor. He goes from this… unrestrained jubilation, to the sober serenity of Vision.

  22. I'm going to learn every single intro word for word and reenact this one day. Absolutely brilliant.

  23. 2:46 defender of his enormous manhood…man im dead…

  24. This awkward silence started at 0:19 and broken at 0:26 was one of the funniest non-planned scenes ever. XD
    After all, the crowd had no enough instructions to understand a bright mind like Chaucer.

  25. The movie was okay, but it could have been great. They made a lot of mistakes

  26. The single greatest monologue in cinematic history. Paul Bettany's greatest performance

  27. That's a movie of the rare kind you want to re-watch again and again whenever you reach the end.

  28. Best. Sports movie. EVER.

    And don't you try and deny it. As campy, narmy, anachronistic, and over the top it is, it is somehow still my favorite sports film.

  29. Political candidates should be introduced like this at debates by their fringiest most over-the-top supporters.

  30. Jarvis/Vision: I GIVE TO YOU THE SEEKER OF PEACE
    THE SLAYER OF MAD TITANS
    THE AVENGER OF IRON
    THE ONE, THE ONLY
    SIR TOOOOOOOONNNY STARK!

  31. I give to you, the Seeker of Serenity, the Protector of Italian Virginity, the enforcer of out Lord God, sir Uuuulrich Von Lichtenstein!!!

  32. So, the Joker and his two squires Wash and Robert Baratheon are being announced by Vision. Seems legit. Honestly though, I love this movie!

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