Avengers Infinity War – Fun Kids Parody

(dramatic music) ♪ And life is just a chain ♪ ♪ Of moments spent ♪ ♪ A thousand hellos and goodbyes ♪ – [Thanos] So and so. Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? If I can get my hands on five more Titan Hero FX toys, I can destroy half of humanity. ♪ Until the world is you ♪ – [Man] Web shooters engaged. Deploying wet wings. – Ah! – Spider-Man. I need your toy. – Who are you? – I am Thanos. And I need to collect all
six of the Titan Hero toys. – Well, you’re not having this one. (Thanos laughs evilly) – You obviously don’t know who I am. I am Thanos. And if I say I want that Titan Hero toy, then that’s what I’m going to get. (grunts) (laughs evilly) – [Man] Hello, we are not available now. Please leave your name and
phone number after the beep. We will return your call. (beep) (whooshing) (mysterious Midwestern music) – Give me the Falcon Titan Hero toy. – I don’t think so, you
overgrown blueberry. – Listen, Falcon, the end of humanity is almost here. Just give me the Falcon figure. – No way! (whooshes) (Thanos grunts) – [Boy] Hey! Take on someone your own size, Thanos! – But I’m bigger than you. – Bigger, hypothetically speaking. – What does hypothetically mean? – It means I’m Captain America. And I’m going to take back those toys. – No, you’re not. But I’m going to take yours! (thud) Ow! – Ha ha ha! – That really hurt! I mean, really, really hurt. What on earth is that shield made of? – Vibranium and steel alloy. It’s really good, isn’t it? – Very strong stuff. Can I have a look? I love the slick design and the colouring. – Thank you. – It’s supposed to be iconic. – Hey, guys, I’m sorry to interrupt, but you’re supposed to be
taking the Captain America toy, and you’re supposed to be saving me. (Thanos yells) Captain, he’s so strong. – He looks like he had steroids but put them all in the wrong places. (phone chimes) – Hello? – Hey, Tony, guess who this is. – I don’t know, Loki? – Guess again. – This is a short parody movie. We don’t have time for this, just tell me. – It’s Captain America! – No way. I thought you weren’t talking to me after the whole Team Iron Man thing. – I wasn’t but it’s a serious situation with a guy called Thanos trying to destroy half of humanity. – Oh no, oh no. I guess that’s why Thor
is on his way to me with some special visitors. – Tony, we need a plan. – Don’t worry, I’ll think of something. (jaunty guitar music) – Tony, let me introduce you to the Guardians of the Galaxy. – The what of the galaxy? – We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy, and we’re here to help you fight Thanos. – What? Tell me his name again. – Thanos. – What’s he doing? – Drax, what are you doing? – I’m practising my sneaking ability. – Wow. (Thanos roars) – Apparently this Thanos guy now has Black Widow’s toy. – So which toy is left? – My Iron Man toy. – What of this Iron Man? – That’s me. But it’s okay. It’s in a secret place. – What kind of secret place? – Vision has it. – Well, we’d better go and protect it. – It’s fine, I’ll deal with it. (jazzy music) – Doctor Strange. – Tony Stark here from the Avengers. I need your help to protect Vision. – Does that mean I’m an Avenger now? – No. – Well, then why don’t you
just send some Avengers to protect Vision? – Okay, I’ll send an
Avenger to accompany you. – Okay, cool. Who will it be, Thor, War Machine, Hulk? – Just wait and see. – When I’m done, half humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced. As all things should be. (heroic music) – Hello. – Hi, Tony Stark sent
me here to protect you. – Why didn’t he send an Avenger? – He did apparently. He should be here any minute. (whooshes) – Ha ha, I was with you all along. – Ant Man, but you’re not even
in Avengers: Infinity War. – But this is Gorgeous Movie version. They can do whatever they want. – Oh, yeah, I guess that’s true. – Doctor Strange, you need
to get off to Wakanda. – Why Wakanda? – Because Black Panther
needs to get the Iron Man toy out of me. – Where is it? – It’s in my bank. – No, I mean where’s Wakanda? – I have no idea. – Just use one of your portals. (epic music) (whooshing) – Ha! (upbeat techno music) – Tony, an evil super villain is trying to take over the world, and you’re here playing
with virtual reality toys? – Bruce, I’m not playing with toys. I’m practising using
augmented virtual reality. – You can’t defeat him on your own, Tony. You’re gonna need everyone’s help. – I know, Bruce. That’s why I’ve got the ultimate weaponry to defeat him. This is the Nerf assembly gear, especially for Hulk. – Wow, that’s so cool, Tony. Can’t wait to take mine. – Peter, you’re an Avenger now. – What? To take on that crazy Thanos guy? Why couldn’t I be an Avenger when you took on that weird Whiplash guy? Why make me an Avenger now
when it gets all dangerous? – Don’t worry, Peter. I have another upgrade for you. (epic music) (epic music) – Tony, where’s mine? That’s not fair. – [Thanos] When I’m done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced. As all things should be. The end is near. (suspenseful music) – Don’t worry, Vision, we’ll
soon have the toy of you. – Guys, I think Thanos is here. We must prepare ourselves for battle. – Oh boy, this is gonna be fun. – Come on, my friend,
we must go to battle. (whooshing) (epic music) (Thanos roaring) (epic music) (epic music) – Doctor Strange, do your
magic and make me Hulk. Ah! What did you do that for? (Hulk groans) – So nice of you all to come here and witness the end. (epic music) (epic music) (dramatic music) (groans) – Sorry! – What sort of friend is that? (groans) – I’m okay, guys. I’m okay. (epic music) (Thanos yells) (laughs evilly) (epic music) (epic music) (explosion) (Thanos laughs evilly) – [Thanos] The toys are all mine! (solemn music) The last Titan Hero toy is mine! Iron Man. (dramatic music) (epic music) – [Iron Man] Thanos, your time is up. Put your hands up. We’ve got you surrounded! (Hulk growls) – Seriously? – Listen, Thanos, the end is near for you. Let’s settle this with a dance-off! – A dance-off? You gotta be kidding me. (bouncy dance music) (bouncy dance music) (bouncy dance music) (bouncy dance music) (laughter) – Hang on a minute. He’s got the toys. – Guys, it doesn’t matter! ‘Cause these toys are
available everywhere! (cheering) (happy music)

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