Blank It (Poetry Party Game) | Beer and Board Games



the willingness to have fun and beer you brought that I brought the higher on that yeah welcome to beer bar games folks where we are getting ready to blanket blanket is the party game that's really blanking funny and right now I'm not drawing a blank because I know that I want to be here well this is really a blanking beer right here it's elysian salute the Sun Pale Ale sun-dried black lines slightly tarts highly citrusy and super chilled I thought I said highly clumsy you'll be hard you'll be a highly clumsy when you drink enough to easy and salute the Sun beers you'll be hardly farmed of this illusion don't make fun of me don't mark farmer there's usually more foam do you realize that there are people all over the world at for their beer now like you you influenced so many you have here this smells like new carpeting I don't know what's under edge black limes are I know I'm detecting a little bit of lime it tastes like mint so anybody else tasting my tongue is coated like halfway through it going down your mouth mmm I'm not getting mint a little this episode was sponsored by the makers of blanket this is a game all about rewriting short two poems and making them funny the classic roses are red poem mm-hmm we've got haikus petite poems good and epitaphs I'm a published oh and I'm also I really one person is going to start as the reader this poem will have one or more blanks in it and you as the other players you have to fill in the blanks using these word cards that are out on the table the way you score points is by matching the words in your poem with someone using the same words oh and it has to be an exact match you have to use the exact same words in the same order this is what I've chosen this is what I've chosen this is what they Jeezy roses are red violets are blue your hair is too long what are you a blank blank okay I am answer fine Lance I have lady mine verses are red violets are blue your hair is too long what are you a wild monkey oh I have dirty monkey dirty monkey yeah and what do you got poor monkey on this card that says points times – yeah you have the number of players that you matched which for each of you is 1 1 times 2 is 2 so you get 2 points for that round for the Haiku the words that you use have to be the proper syllable for a haiku haikus are five syllables seven syllables five syllables bowling ball and bag stowed neatly inside my car me blank you blank we've three syllables between those two points okay like this this is telling a story bowling ball and bag stowed neatly inside my car me gooey you tangy yeah that's four syllable dams I equals six are there matches though unpublished poet Oh wallow view box me squeeze you perky oh that's pretty love me perky you pour a reverse match no points scored on that round here lies Isaac's son tragically choked on a Bundy he lived to be a hundred and one he thought he was eating uh blanket I just don't think these stories add up he lived to be a hundred and one he thought he was eating a whole he thought he was what are you when you're getting a button there's a button that button hole he thought he was eating a sock he thought he was eating a pigeon I almost said attention that one almost rhymes on Fitz if he was eating a liver I almost said liver you look like a blank and you blank like one two you look like a monkey and you spank like one two am i right exactly right so now I just feel stupid you look like a monkey and you jump like one oh that's so sweet you look like a zit and you squeeze like one too it's publishable for round two we take these cards and we flip them over get all new words oh yeah no more monkey spank roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry about last night I never meant to blank on your blank something good after sorry about last night I never meant to load on your pants I'm sorry about last night I never meant to tease on your muffin I'm sorry about last night I never meant to fix on your sack because that's two points for us terrific bacon simmers oh how I love the bacon it's like blank to me it's like bling to me it's like gum to me it's like we do we're having fun time playing blanket and you can go buy that game for your ownself play it with your family or friends or random strangers you meet on the streets three points oh my we were done tiny our cabal Bly was barely just two feet high he died when he tried to blink and his blank got stuck in the blank he died when he tried to slick and his sac got stuck in the pink Archibald line turns out was a waiter he died when he tried to serve and his sac got stuck in the jelly he died when he tried to pipe and his jelly got stuck in the pants he died when he tried to serve and his pants got stuck in the oatmeal that's gonna happen I'm not sure why he was serving nude one more chance to get some points weenies on blank blank blank keep in mind that personally I prefer to as Red Hots weenies on pants crisp sack weenies on jelly scary load weenies on we'd avoid judges weenies on robots scary deadly oh that's a good one four point two points I've got three Tony won that one her graduation is the unpublished poet I know I've never heard of Cregg quotes it on the show it's time for the perfect time for the percolator it's time for the percolator he says that like 900 times I just got out of bed it's not for the percolator it's the 1950s he was really was the original rapper no wonder Craig knows about that it's at this point in the show where we toast patrons on patreon calm slash beer and bar games who have bought us a beer this is beer right here this is blocked for us by for our generous patrons we're gonna toast them right now it's mostly gone here's to Mason Sleater will pre Chuck Lucas skeezy J roses are red violets are blue I'm already married but I can still blank you ready well I'm already married but I can still garble you her go yeah I'm already married but I can still shoot you I'm already married but I can still massage you in I almost said massage and I said pop you I almost said Papa oh I know we're almost on the same wavelength most a here lies Gertrude Kraft fell down a mine shaft she lived to be 83 on the way down she yelled blank blank I can't think any of these words none of these words make sense on the way down she yelled pull float maybe she had like a life raft with her on the way down she yelled I'm thinking from the standard old lady old lady said pressure on the way down shield drunken skunk on the way down to your sweet witty on the way down she yelled sweet weenie [Applause] now you're talking that old-timey phrase what an old lady named Gertrude yow Oh Flo nice and blank that's my blank nice and tender that's my weenie yeah yes nice and tender that's my Pig Oh nice and drunk that's my dwarf Tyrion don't kill Tyrion I'm flipping the black line flipping the red ones I'm flipping the blue ones roses are red violets are blue you've put on 300 pounds and that's why I blank blank on Saturday nights how there's too many options it's too many go with your fifth choice it's just doing what the funniest run I don't care about points anymore yeah this is I don't know it's not even funny right now you've put on 300 pounds and that's why I choke wood on Saturdays yeah that's pretty good surprised didn't get a match on that you've put on 300 pounds and that's why I and that's why i undress god on something you put on few hundred pounds and that's why I surprised not ton Saturday night turn up the music I got to get my groove on I will blank my blank I got to get my groove on I will dump my seat Oh turn up the music I got to get my groove on I will fill my ear got to get my groove on I will cook my seed hmm the figure was a hot night yeah I got to get my groove on I will choke my wood he said that already here lies Stella McCready the world-famous bearded lady she lived to be a hundred and four and her beard was still blank and blank and her beard was still soggy and raw yeah her beard was still rusty and wrong don't blank it or it will blink don't surprise it or it will dump good that we don't undress it or it will not don't choke it or it will not so close don't threaten it or it will riot still referring to your dick of course they don't all have to be about my dick yeah they do final score our mat with zero I'm due for six and now I will blood riot Oh [Applause]

34 thoughts on “Blank It (Poetry Party Game) | Beer and Board Games

  1. Man, so this is where the Chad Vader crew is now a days, love the show guys, keep up the good work <3

  2. That after the credits gag was far funnier than it has a any right being.

  3. She yelled "Tuba Hanky" – just to be clear 🙂 – "wipe soggy" on saturday nights

  4. "Don't kill Tyrion" 😛 How about a Game of Thrones commentary video? I really would like to hear your thoughts

  5. All that noise. Should change the name of the channel to RiffleTrax.

  6. It's time for the Percolator was a viral video, like, ten years ago almost, where this drunk white chick starts dancing on top of a glass table & it breaks.

  7. He died when he tried to blame and his dick got stuck in the frame.

  8. Oh god, cover that window. How is this the first time that has happened in like 8 years?

  9. "I just don't think these stories add up" summarizes Tony's reactions to everything said on B&BG, particularly by Aaron.

  10. Man…there needs to be a Thor's Kitchen Episode. That'd be epic.

  11. Great to see that Roky Erickson is alive and well drinking beer and playing board games.

  12. Greatest series on the internet.

    I’ve literally selected games because of these guys and this series.

    Got a discount once, on “I Betcha” that was cool. 👌🏻

  13. Roses are red violets are blue
    Great Beer and Board Games
    Until next week adieu

  14. This is one of the more enjoyable BlankIt parties I've ever been to.

  15. Would love to see an episode where all of you are just piss drunk!

  16. There’s a divine light hitting Matt.
    Is he Gods chosen or did you film in the day?

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