Blocked in China — DONG


Hey Vsauce, I’m Jake and I have
a very important question for you. Soda or pop? This interactive map
shows the distribution of who calls it what
around the United States including just calling it Coke
like they do in the south. If you’re not in America,
then it’s probably not as important as the fact that YouTube
is blocked in China.net. You can find out what other websites
are inaccessible to the People’s Republic of China, or we can put our particles together
and check out 19 more things you can Do Online Now, Guys,
DONG. If you spent up to 17 years underground, you’re either mining for emerald blocks
or you’re the insect the cicada. Either way, you’d miss a lot. To get caught up, check out
thingscicadasmissed.com to see what’s been going on since 1996. If you want to learn more about cicadas
and why they’re so annoyingly loud, just Gizoogle it, the search engine
that ganstafies everything so you’ll be looking up your facts on Wikipizzle or you can just wipe cicadas
off the face of the planet with NUKEMAP. This nuclear bomb blast simulator was created by Alex Wellerstein, a nuclear historian
at the American Institute of Physics. You choose your target,
the size of your payload, then detonate it,
and get back information on how much damage a bomb
of that size would do. Luckily we still have 48 years left
until nuclear war according to the Impending Doom Clock. But if you get lost during the nuclear fallout, figure out your location with GeoGuessr, a really cool game that puts you somewhere and you have to guess where
in the world you are using only Google street view and the environment around you. If you get really lost, just take a seat
and watch the grass grow or do some doodles with the Itch A Skitch. But let’s check out a 360 degree virtual tour
of Discovery’s flight deck and blast off with Captain Forever. Captain Forever is an incredibly fun game where you have to construct your vessel
out of modules, attach boosters and lasers, and destroy enemy ships
to salvage their parts to build an insane spacecraft. While cruising through space,
create a never-ending playlist. Type in the artist you want to listen to, and the website compiles
a video playlist of their most popular songs. Then make your own music
with Seaquence. You create small creatures
out of audio waveforms, program a sequencer for how they’ll sound, and create a whole symphony
of biological beings. Or if you brought your guitar,
use Chordify. You can upload any song,
and find the chords you need to play it. It also gives you the ability to upload
straight from YouTube or Sound Cloud. If you want to share something
but not forever, try Dyinglinks. It creates a short form URL,
but lets you choose how long the link will exist for or how many times it can be clicked
before expiring. And I have to tell you that
Iloveyou— —likeafatladylovesapples.com But seriously, you’re pretty Fly Guy, an awesome little game
that has you flying through the sky and interacting with different characters. For something sneakier, use the Ninjaname generator,
and unsubscribe from Vsauce 3. Generator. Start hallucinating
with this strobe illusion. Turn everyday conversation into binary code. And as always, thanks for watching. Why hello there, you might remember
that in the last DONG, I was in Japan and when I was in Japan,
I met up with two of my friends, Arikeda and Serano
and they remade some Vsauce 3 videos completely in Japanese.
It’s actually really cool so if you’re curious check it out, and I’m going to stand here and watch you. That came out a lot creepier than I thought. This is just water in a coffee mug. I don’t know.
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life. You know there’s a bunch of DONGs
next to my head as well. Just, I’m going to go.
Thanks for watching.

100 thoughts on “Blocked in China — DONG

  1. It's VERY ironic that the dyinglinks link stopped working…

  2. "this is just water in a coffee cup idk what Im doin with my life"
    lmfao

  3. I have always called it 'Cool Drink' here in Australia.

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  6. ouugh 3 million incoming verry soon!! Gratulations from germany 🙂 Awesome channel.

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  8. Hey everyone in the comment section

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  9. Dude I'm in China and I use a VPN, and I am commenting on this now! 😎😎😎

  10. guys anyone know what that music game is where every color is a different sound ..its multiplayer and im dying to find it

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  12. I'm from Texas and I have never called soda "pop" or "coke" unless said soda is coke

  13. those 48 years (now 45) won't really help considering trump is the president

  14. 0101010001101000011000010110111001101011011100110010000001100110011011110111001000100000010101110110000101110100011000110110100001101001011011100110011100100001 decode me!

  15. Lol everyone in china just uses VPNs to access blocked websites. I watch youtube and visit all the blocked sites when I'm in china, as do most people

  16. Im on GeoGuessr and im in one place i have oppened google ,google maps,translate(when i find some sings and i want to translate so i find in google maps and when there is some name for some concert in the place im i will find it trought google and its filustrating and i tell my mom i was only 3 km from the place i guess!

  17. Some websites from ALL the DONG's are scam sites now :/ Wonder why.

  18. The China government is blocking the true internet from china,that is to say,we're using LAN to amuse ourselves if we don't have some special measures.not only youtube.com but also many website like google.com or something familiar to you.
    i don't know why they 're doing this….
    maybe…the socialism is the only right to humans future? ; )

  19. The blocked in China site doesn't actually work for every site. Trust me, I lived in China when this video was released.

  20. some of the links don't work, dying links and ninja name generator are 2 of them

  21. then a website that told me my gender and my age and i have no freaking idea why

  22. Dongs are blocked in China? Probably because all of them are so small

  23. I have lived in Texas for my whole life and I have never heard someone call Soda "Coke"

  24. The blocked in China website is blocked in China lol! They don't want no posers here!

  25. I opened ninja name and it said my ipad had a virus
    Is it serious?

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  28. forgot to say .com after sodaorpop ? or was it on purpose so we comment about it ? there is no coincidence , or so i heard as least

  29. Google, youtube, facebook, Twitter , instagram were all blocked in China. Imagine if this happened in US, people will just throw away their computer

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  31. Sucks that chinese, north koreans, africans, etc. Aren't able to enjoy D.O.N.G's

  32. I am watching this from China, actually you just need to download an app to ur phone and then you can watch YouTube or any other websites that are blocked.

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