Bo Burnham – Sluts poem



I think we should do a poem right now if that's okay this poem is a little bit sappy a little bit romantic so we'll get it out of the way now and we will go back to the whoops the the dirty stuff you know everyone loves at a Late Show or whatever okay it's called I fuck sluts it's not a roll call but thank you what sluts sluts I fuck sluts let's get fucked when I fuck sluts Noah fans and or BOTS I fuck sluts i cluck sluts nice girls are nice but no good for not sucking they'll need a serene night to green-light a buttfucking but that'll be easy was sleazy old slut fucking boo to the nice girls praise be to slot fucking I have a list a list yes a list of all the sluts I've missed I've never fucked or suck these sluts and nuts my nuts are fucking pissed so when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list another dumb cum bucket struck from my nut sucking suck it slut slut fucking bucket list yes you hear the influences Chaucer jeez pages are blank I know it why am i lying to you sluts can be white black brown Pinker Amin they can be skinny with big tits or beats skinny with small one sluts can be perky prep your posh with their brains in their clothes all shrunk from the wash excuse me what other sluts are pretty and funny and smart these sluts can lift on your thoughts from your dick to your heart they can talk about science music or art they can put you together or they can pull you apart but don't trust these sluts don't don't you dare the force you trust them and love them and care and then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there thank you very much so he was lashing out with sexist language because he had his heart broken we all learn something

34 thoughts on “Bo Burnham – Sluts poem

  1. i like how he's astonished by the audience reaction when he screams S L U T S ! ??

  2. I have a high school teacher who is REALLY into poetry and I really want to show him this but also…

  3. The amount of words he came up with that rhymes with "slut" just makes it better

  4. I was watching this on Netflix and this part came and I got a call for a restaurant stabbing. Let’s just say I’m not responding to that call 😂

  5. It doesn't show likes or dislikes, just says "Like" and "Dislike"

  6. Sluts are the BEST!!! It's a shame the term has become pejorative.

  7. Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts
    Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts
    No ifs and’s, and/or buts. I fuck sluts
    I fuck sluts

    Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking
    They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking
    But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking
    Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!

    I have a list. A list? Yes
    A list of all the sluts I've missed
    I've never fucked or sucked these sluts
    And thus my nuts are fucking pissed
    So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list
    Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking
    Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list

    Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond
    They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones
    Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh
    With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash

    But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart
    These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart
    They can talk about science, music, or art
    They can put you together or they can pull you apart
    But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare
    They'll force you to trust them and love them and care
    And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
    Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there

  8. Someone should illustrate a dr. seuss-esque picture book to go along with it XDDD

  9. why did you put women and girls in the desc where the poem is? u a feminazi???

  10. i guess there was a really good book that was better than pussy

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