CAPS LOCK POETRY | Idea Channel | PBS Digital Studios


What follows is a selection
of romantic caps lock poetry written by Idea
Channel subscribers. We hope you enjoy. (SHOUTING) Roses are
red, violets are blue, content belongs to the audience. Like John Green
said– (NORMAL VOICE) I think– (SHOUTING)
it’s for you. Roses are red, violets are
red, I’m colorblind, bacon. Did I do it right? (WHISPERING) Yes you did. (SHOUTING) Love
is not love which alters when it alteration
finds, or bends with the remover to remove. O no! It is an ever-fixed mark
that looks on tempests and is never shaken. Tiny arms sexy, romantic poetry
hard, cruise control for cool. Enough of science and of art–
close up those barren leaves. Come forth and bring
with you a heart that watches and receives. Evangelion, the hole in my
heart is filled by a big robot. The sun will glow
when I fall ill and it will burn as I
lie still, but it did not have the grace to shine or
reveal the horizon’s lines during the moment in which we
met and together our course is set. In the darkness I proclaim
my love for no light revealed our limits from above. Caps, caps, caps, caps, caps,
caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps,
caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps,
caps, caps, caps, caps, caps. There once was a cap who
went through an intrigue. He became in love with the
princess and died a happy man. Isn’t this romantic? Caps, caps, caps, caps,
caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps caps, caps, caps, caps,
caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps. We all have problems. Saving Earth can be stressful. Learn to love yourself. Roses are red,
Legolas uses a bow, I just want my comment to
be featured on the show. (WHISPERING) Wish granted. (SHOUTING) Flawless
copper beard, argent cheeks flushed
with yearning, here’s an idea– love.

100 thoughts on “CAPS LOCK POETRY | Idea Channel | PBS Digital Studios

  1. I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT
    I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME
    SHE HASN'T REPLIED

  2. That was brilliant. Since this is the internet I have to say, no I'm not being sarcastic, I think many of those were really good, and all of them were interesting in some way.

  3. GRRRR…. People using ALL CAPS is one of my ultimate online pet peeves… and that is why the fact that this episode actually made me laugh is an ACHIEVEMENT. That being said, I demand to see the OUTTAKES in the making of this video.

  4. this was awesome… I hate myself for not entering my own.

  5. The only thing that would make this more amazing is if it was in comic sans.

  6. MY HAIR IS RED
    AND MY PANTS ARE BLUE
    SO DO NOT FRET
    I WILL NOT EAT YOU

  7. I WISH I PARTICIPATED. That is the least I can do. Great show! ย 

  8. I HATE CAPS LOCK COMMENTS!!!!! EVERYONE WHO USES CAPITAL LETTERS TO POST A COMMENT ON YOUTUBE SHOULD BE PUNISHED!!!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!! ย  ย  (oh, wait…)

  9. WHEN THE EVIL TAKE CONTROL
    WHEN THERE WILL BE MORE SHADOW THAN SUN
    HE WILL FALL AND SLAY US ALL
    THE MIGHTY WAFFLE OF DESTINYย 

  10. ROSES ARE RED
    TOILETS STINK
    THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE SICK
    PUKE IN THE SINK

  11. ROSES ARE RED, WHICH I WILL YOU GIVE
    I HAVE A SHOTGUN AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

  12. ROSES ARE RED, WHICH I WILL YOU GIVE
    I HAVE A SHOTGUN AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

  13. Why you let some poeple get featured, and you never notice me senpai ;w;

  14. I WANT FOR NOTHING
    I FEAR NOTHING
    I AM FREE
    – Nikos Kazantzakis

  15. Seriously, that was laugh out loud funny… and not the kind of funny where you're all like "lol" but really just kinda smiled a little the stopped (aka SALTS)… but so funny I had to be careful my co-workers didn't catch me watching YouTube because I almost snorted… //end rant

  16. A GENTLEMAN WELL-VERSED AS THEE
    DOES SURELY HAVE THE EYES TO SEE
    HIS SUBSCRIBERS SHOULD BE MADE FREE
    TO SUBMIT MORE CAPS LOCK POETRY

  17. Speaking of poetry. I would make this a video response, but I do not know how to directly link the video. The FCC is allowing comments on Net Neutrality. Check it out.

    http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140602/17352727438/fcc-comment-page-buckles-to-its-knees-after-john-oliver-asks-everyone-to-comment.shtml

  18. Warning the site run's as slow as the major cable companies want the rest of the internet to run.ย 

  19. BOTTLES ARE BREAKABLE, RUBBER IS NOT. HAD MY HEART BEEN MADE OF RUBBER, I WONDER,ย  WOULD THIS STILL BE LOT?

  20. SAD AM I THAT ONE DID I MISS LATE WAS ME DOTH THOU KNOWEST THAT IN YOUR HEART SHE WEARS A YELLOW BLUEBIRD SCREAMING TREES SUNSET NATURE GLOBAL WARMING PLANET SCREAMING

  21. WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
    XP

  22. I REALLY ENJOYED THE POET MIKKEL ADRIAN I THINK HIS WORK AT 1:17 REALLY SPOKE TO ME.ย 

  23. Still laughing over "CAPS, CAPS, CAPS (x100)"!! (1:18)
    …still laughing.
    Also: "I JUST WANT MY COMMENT TO BE FEATURED ON THE SHOW." (1:54)
    Ok, yeah, I should get off the computer now. Maybe I'll stop laughing then. Maybe.

  24. Is it better to ask: why? Or, why not?
    This show presents strange material, the last of which, strangest by far.

  25. THESE POEMS ARE WONDERFUL!
    I WISH I COULD WRITE POETRY SO BEAUTIFUL.

  26. Can you do a more serious episode on this (Romanticism, the internet, CAPSLOCK, poetry)? Steve Roggenbuck is a youtube poet who puts himself in the Romantic tradition (see his video Ars Poetica). The New Yorker even covered him:ย http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2014/05/if-walt-whitman-vlogged.html

  27. LOL, I think I peed my pants by the middle of this one. Checking… …

  28. Caps isn't screaming… it's called Billy Mays font ๐Ÿ™‚

  29. EVIL ROBOTS EAT SLOWLY BECAUSE BEATS DERIVE THEIR RHYTHMS FROM CLOCKS WHOM ALLOW FOR BILLIONS OF CYCLES TO PASS THE LIFE OF A QUADRILLION CYCLES UNTIL THE END.ย  AFTER THE END COMES THE RETURN AND THE QUADRILLION CYCLE WORLD IS NEW.

  30. AND SO THE BEGGAR ON HIS KNEES CRIED OUT TO HEAVENS PROCLAIMING WHY AND GOD REPLIED…

    "PANCAKE!"

  31. I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS FUNNY
    BUT SURE AS HELL AM I GOING TO MAKE CAPS-LOCK POETRY EVERY DAY FROM HERE ON OUT
    ALSO, I HAVE ADHD! LOOK! A BUNNY!

    pretty good for a first one, eh?

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