What follows is a selection
of romantic caps lock poetry written by Idea
Channel subscribers. We hope you enjoy. (SHOUTING) Roses are
red, violets are blue, content belongs to the audience. Like John Green
said– (NORMAL VOICE) I think– (SHOUTING)
it’s for you. Roses are red, violets are
red, I’m colorblind, bacon. Did I do it right? (WHISPERING) Yes you did. (SHOUTING) Love
is not love which alters when it alteration
finds, or bends with the remover to remove. O no! It is an ever-fixed mark
that looks on tempests and is never shaken. Tiny arms sexy, romantic poetry
hard, cruise control for cool. Enough of science and of art–
close up those barren leaves. Come forth and bring
with you a heart that watches and receives. Evangelion, the hole in my
heart is filled by a big robot. The sun will glow
when I fall ill and it will burn as I
lie still, but it did not have the grace to shine or
reveal the horizon’s lines during the moment in which we
met and together our course is set. In the darkness I proclaim
my love for no light revealed our limits from above. Caps, caps, caps, caps, caps,
caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps,
caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps,
caps, caps, caps, caps, caps. There once was a cap who
went through an intrigue. He became in love with the
princess and died a happy man. Isn’t this romantic? Caps, caps, caps, caps,
caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps caps, caps, caps, caps,
caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps, caps. We all have problems. Saving Earth can be stressful. Learn to love yourself. Roses are red,
Legolas uses a bow, I just want my comment to
be featured on the show. (WHISPERING) Wish granted. (SHOUTING) Flawless
copper beard, argent cheeks flushed
with yearning, here’s an idea– love.
I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT
I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME
SHE HASN'T REPLIED
WORDS!
FUCKING WORDS!
That was brilliant. Since this is the internet I have to say, no I'm not being sarcastic, I think many of those were really good, and all of them were interesting in some way.
And cue the all caps lock comment section. ย ๐
WHEN DID I HAVE A CHANCE TO WRITE THESE?
what?
YGS meets Idea Channel.
LOUD FAN SERVICE!1ย
Dazuq!?!
GRRRR…. People using ALL CAPS is one of my ultimate online pet peeves… and that is why the fact that this episode actually made me laugh is an ACHIEVEMENT. That being said, I demand to see the OUTTAKES in the making of this video.
this was awesome… I hate myself for not entering my own.
The only thing that would make this more amazing is if it was in comic sans.
I WISH I WAS THERE
TO MAKE MY OWN POETRY
I'M NOT IRONIC
that was funny ๐
MY HAIR IS RED
AND MY PANTS ARE BLUE
SO DO NOT FRET
I WILL NOT EAT YOU
BEST THING EVER.
I WISH I PARTICIPATED. That is the least I can do. Great show! ย
Wtf?!
I HATE CAPS LOCK COMMENTS!!!!! EVERYONE WHO USES CAPITAL LETTERS TO POST A COMMENT ON YOUTUBE SHOULD BE PUNISHED!!!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!! ย ย (oh, wait…)
Wahhhh why did I missed this? hahahaha
GIVE ME ALL YOUR BOTTLE CAPS.
0:26 sonnet 116 by Shakespeare.
Great video, though why did you do this?
WHEN THE EVIL TAKE CONTROL
WHEN THERE WILL BE MORE SHADOW THAN SUN
HE WILL FALL AND SLAY US ALL
THE MIGHTY WAFFLE OF DESTINYย
ROSES ARE RED
TOILETS STINK
THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE SICK
PUKE IN THE SINK
ROSES ARE RED, WHICH I WILL YOU GIVE
I HAVE A SHOTGUN AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
ROSES ARE RED, WHICH I WILL YOU GIVE
I HAVE A SHOTGUN AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
WHAT IS GOING ON, I HAVE NO IDEA!
Someone should gif the CAPS poem about caps.ย
CAPS
for cooool
I am beginning to question my sanity as I watch this.
IS FUNNY. CAPS CAPS CAPS
Why you let some poeple get featured, and you never notice me senpai ;w;
I WANT FOR NOTHING
I FEAR NOTHING
I AM FREE
– Nikos Kazantzakis
Seriously, that was laugh out loud funny… and not the kind of funny where you're all like "lol" but really just kinda smiled a little the stopped (aka SALTS)… but so funny I had to be careful my co-workers didn't catch me watching YouTube because I almost snorted… //end rant
A GENTLEMAN WELL-VERSED AS THEE
DOES SURELY HAVE THE EYES TO SEE
HIS SUBSCRIBERS SHOULD BE MADE FREE
TO SUBMIT MORE CAPS LOCK POETRY
excellent
i miss to do this five months ago.ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The fuck was that.
Speaking of poetry. I would make this a video response, but I do not know how to directly link the video. The FCC is allowing comments on Net Neutrality. Check it out.
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140602/17352727438/fcc-comment-page-buckles-to-its-knees-after-john-oliver-asks-everyone-to-comment.shtml
Warning the site run's as slow as the major cable companies want the rest of the internet to run.ย
BOTTLES ARE BREAKABLE, RUBBER IS NOT. HAD MY HEART BEEN MADE OF RUBBER, I WONDER,ย WOULD THIS STILL BE LOT?
no
Stupid video
SAD AM I THAT ONE DID I MISS LATE WAS ME DOTH THOU KNOWEST THAT IN YOUR HEART SHE WEARS A YELLOW BLUEBIRD SCREAMING TREES SUNSET NATURE GLOBAL WARMING PLANET SCREAMING
BUCKET ON THE TOP WITH A BROOM AND A MOP
I expected all the comments to be in caps… IN CAPS
CAPS IS FOR RAGE THIS IS TRUE, I AM BEAUTIFUL SO ARE YOU.
WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
XP
I REALLY ENJOYED THE POET MIKKEL ADRIAN I THINK HIS WORK AT 1:17 REALLY SPOKE TO ME.ย
This was beautiful
Still laughing over "CAPS, CAPS, CAPS (x100)"!! (1:18)
…still laughing.
Also: "I JUST WANT MY COMMENT TO BE FEATURED ON THE SHOW." (1:54)
Ok, yeah, I should get off the computer now. Maybe I'll stop laughing then. Maybe.
Is it better to ask: why? Or, why not?
This show presents strange material, the last of which, strangest by far.
WHAT IS THAT ONE KIND OF POEM THAT GOES 5-7-5? I FORGOT!
THIS WAS THE BEST THING
THESE POEMS ARE WONDERFUL!
I WISH I COULD WRITE POETRY SO BEAUTIFUL.
What the heck, So confused
GREAT VIDEO, GET BACK TO THE STUDIO
0:25 isn't that a quote from sonnet 116?
Can you do a more serious episode on this (Romanticism, the internet, CAPSLOCK, poetry)? Steve Roggenbuck is a youtube poet who puts himself in the Romantic tradition (see his video Ars Poetica). The New Yorker even covered him:ย http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2014/05/if-walt-whitman-vlogged.html
Wish I got a chance at this… Ahem HOPE, NOPE.
ROSES AREย VILOTS VILOTS ARE ROSES I AM A COW :3
Dash Gamer's Poem was really good ๐
LOL, I think I peed my pants by the middle of this one. Checking… …
0:24 is a Shakespearean sonnet
this…. was…. horrible
that was ridiculous … i loved itย
THERE IS NO POEM … THERE IS ONLY ZUL
EVANGELION THE HOLE IN MY HEARTH IS FILLED BY A GIANT ROBOT
Faith restored.
caps
Omg. that last one killed me.
Caps isn't screaming… it's called Billy Mays font ๐
THESE ARE AMAZING POEMS THEY MADE ME CRY TEARS OF JOY
deep stuff
Mikkel is nailing the poetry thing.
ROSES ARE RED
MONEY IS GREEN
I CANNOT RHYME
GIVE ME MONEY
EVIL ROBOTS EAT SLOWLY BECAUSE BEATS DERIVE THEIR RHYTHMS FROM CLOCKS WHOM ALLOW FOR BILLIONS OF CYCLES TO PASS THE LIFE OF A QUADRILLION CYCLES UNTIL THE END.ย AFTER THE END COMES THE RETURN AND THE QUADRILLION CYCLE WORLD IS NEW.
You missed the last "CAPS!" That will bother me!
The last one is my favourite.ย
1:03 sounds like a song by La Dispute.
That just made my day ๐
This needs a sequel…
CPAS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS XD
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE NO THEY'RE NOT THEY'RE VIOLET FUCK YOU!
I CREDย
THIS WAS SO FUNNY
BACON
It's like a car crash, I can't look away…
ROSES ARE RED, MY NAME IS DAVE, THIS POEM MAKES NO SENSE, MICROWAVE.
Did you say one less "CAPS" than written on purpose?
MY DICK IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
HOSES FOR BEDS
MY LEGS ARE JEW
I WANT A DATE
CAN I GO OUT WITH YOU
remembers me on katte ni kaizou with the naked screaming poetry guys XD
hELLO
AND SO THE BEGGAR ON HIS KNEES CRIED OUT TO HEAVENS PROCLAIMING WHY AND GOD REPLIED…
"PANCAKE!"
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE
I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS FUNNY
BUT SURE AS HELL AM I GOING TO MAKE CAPS-LOCK POETRY EVERY DAY FROM HERE ON OUT
ALSO, I HAVE ADHD! LOOK! A BUNNY!
pretty good for a first one, eh?
SO POETIC
SADDENED I AM
FOR I DID NOT HEAR
OF THIS COMPETITION
Science Kuk