So you’re probably wondering… Why is he sitting down? I recently hurt my ankle playing in a pickup game in basketball You pick it up! You! No, but I really did hurt my ankle. Actually, I can probably do this standing up but I’m just being a little bit… [GASP!] He swore! No, I was just talking about my dog… Who is a boy. Oh my god I swore!! Hey guys! So today I’m going to be talking that my get me a lot of angry letters from parents Obviously not that kind of letters That’s… Better? I’m gonna be talking about something that has been bothering me since I was a little kid. And I don’t know about you. Maybe it’s just me. But I always thought censorship is so stupid And I censor myself all the f***in’ time. But it’s not because I think that cursing is bad or it’s going to hurt someone. It’s because my parents and society tell me that it’s a bad thing to say. And don’t get me wrong. I’m not one to swear a lot in real life, anyways. But, like, almost everyone else… Sometimes, I can’t help it. Mother… Fff Father that hurts! H-Holy… SHHH PIRIT! That was close! [Door hits lamp] [Lamp hits ground] Son of a… Bad luck! Man! What the f*** you looking at? Think about it. How is a word, which in reality is just a sound, hurting anyone? If it’s the meaning behind the word… Then why is it socially acceptable to say the word hate… When you can’t say the word, F***? See?! I hate that I can’t even say that out of context!! You know when you were little kid and you went home crying? It’s not because somebody said a “bad word.” You cried because they said… “I don’t want to play with you anymore. You’re ugly!” What? That didn’t happen to you guys? And then when you go to your parents and tell them what happens, they tell you… “Well, you know, son.” “Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words may never hurt you.” If our parents taught us this… then why are we allowed as kids to play with sticks and stones… but if we tell our dads… “F*** you, dad!” Then you know what happens next, right? Dad grabs the sticks and stones and beats the sh*t out of you! That didn’t happened to you guys, either? If I ever become a parent, I’m not gonna to censor much. If my child questions me… “Dad? Where do babies come from?” “A vagina.” “Ohhh.” I’m gonna be honest! Is he hurt from that?! NOO!!! If anything, he’s now smarter than the kid that got lied to. “Dad? Where do babies come from?” “Well, son, when a man loves a woman, the stork delivers a baby to you.” HUUUUH!! That means I’m adopted. And I’m part stork. Which means I can FLY! Is that what you want?! Censorship kills kids!! HA! Just kidding. But, seriously. Censorship makes no sense! And I’m not just talking about cursing and swearing. ALL CENSORSHIP! Like why is a movie rated R when it has sex and cursing in it And… In PG-13, where there’s killing and explosions And why is ok for women to take pictures in bathing suits but when it comes to underwear, it’s inappropriate. Why is ok for us to see man boobs but when it comes to women, we have to censor them? What’s the difference? Is it just because one produces milk and the other one doesn’t? In that case, shouldn’t we censor all the cows?! They’re basically, like, four-legged boobs walking around eating all the f***ing grass! Sorry That was just my tipping point He he. Get it? Tipping point? Cows? Cow Tipping? Anyway… I’m not asking for there to be changes because I don’t mind living by these rules But I was just curious to see if anyone else felt the same way Because this is something that’s been bothering me for a long time and it just feels good to get off my chest I DON’T NEED A CENSOR!! I DON’T HAVE BOOBS!! Oh… BAAAAAA!! TEEHEE!!