Chappelle’s Show – I Know Black People Pt. 1


WELCOME TO THE SHOW
I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE, WHERE WE TAKE CONTESTANTS
WHO CLAIM TO KNOW BLACK PEOPLE AND PUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN CULTURE
TO THE TEST. THE CONTESTANT WHO ANSWERS
THE MOST QUESTIONS, OF COURSE, WINS OUR GRAND PRIZE. LET’S BRING THEM OUT
ONE AT A TIME NOW. OUR FIRST CONTESTANT
IS A PROFESSOR OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN
STUDIES AND HISTORY AT FORDHAM UNIVERSITY; A NEW YORK CITY
POLICE OFFICER; THIS IS A WRITER
FOR SUCH BLACK TELEVISION SHOWS AS THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW
AND CHAPPELLE’S SHOW; OKAY, OUR NEXT CONTESTANT WORKS
IN A KOREAN GROCERY STORE; THIS IS A DJ AND CLAIMS
TO HAVE MANY BLACK FRIENDS; A SOCIAL WORKER
IN WILMINGTON, DELAWARE; MOST OF HIS BOYS HE GOES
TO SCHOOL WITH ARE BLACK; THE BARBER IN BROOKLYN
WHO CLAIMS THAT 100% OF HIS CLIENTS
ARE BLACK. LET’S PLAY THE GAME. WHAT IS A “BADONKADONK”? A BADONKADONK. A BADONKADONK
IS, LIKE, A, UH– A INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE ASS. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. [whispers]
A BADONKADONK. BIG PENIS. buzz!
I DON’T KNOW. HE’S TALKING
ABOUT MY REAR END, I THINK. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. [laughs] YOU DO HAVE
A BADONKADONK. I MAY HAVE HEARD THAT
ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE, YEAH. I’M TELLIN’ YOU,
WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, THEY’LL TELL THE COPS, “GIRL, YOU GOT
A BADONKADONK.” OOH, THAT’S JUNK
IN THE TRUNK. THAT’S WHAT YOU PUT
YOUR MUG ON. YOU SADDLE UP AND RIDE. THAT’S A BIG…ASS. ding!
HE IS CORRECT. JUNK IN THE TRUNK…
ding! WHAT YOU PUT YOUR MUG UP,
SADDLE UP AND RIDE, OR AN ASS
ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE
LOVE MENTHOLS SO MUCH? I DON’T–I DON’T KNOW. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. [laughs]
ALL RIGHT. NOBODY KNOWS.
NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE. ‘CAUSE THAT’S
WHAT NEWPORTS ARE? ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. IS IT A FACT THAT THEY LIKE
MENTHOL CIGARETTES? I’M NOT EVEN SURE. I DON’T KNOW– ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. “I DON’T KNOW.”
NO ONE KNOWS. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! ON THE POPULAR SHOW
GOOD TIMES, WHAT DID MR. BOOKMAN DO
FOR A LIVING? OOH, HE WAS THE HANDYMAN. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. HE WAS THE SUPER. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. LET’S SEE, I DON’T KNOW
WHO BOOKMAN WAS ON GOOD TIMES, SO I’M GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE A GUESS. UM…WAS HE A JANITOR? ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. AMAZING. DID NOT KNOW SEE THE SHOW
YET KNOWS THAT BOOKMAN
WAS CLEANING UP. HE WAS THE JANITOR, AND HIS NICKNAME
WAS BUFFALO BUTT. THAT IS CORRECT
AND A BONUS POINT. THANK YOU. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! COULD YOU NAME
ANY OF BOOKMAN’S NICKNAMES? BOOGER. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BUFFALO BUTT. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. CHI-CHI?
CHI-CHI? I AM CHECKING THE JUDGES
FOR CHI-CHI. buzz!
I’M SORRY, THAT’S INCORRECT. HIS NAME WAS BOOKMAN? YES, AND HE WAS FAT. WHAT DID THEY CALL HIM? UH, FAT JANITOR GUY. buzz! [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE
DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN? BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE
DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN? BECAUSE HE TOOK
ALL HIS MONEY. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BECAUSE HE WAS
A REPUBLICAN. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE
DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN? HMM, HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE
TRUSTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. ding!
HE IS CORRECT. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! TITO, IS PIMPING EASY? NO. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. NO. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BIG DADDY KANE WOULD SAY,
“IT AIN’T EASY.” “PIMPING AIN’T EASY,”
HE IS CORRECT. IT’S HARD. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. ALL RIGHT, I HAVE
A HARD TIME WITH IT MYSELF. YES, PIMPING, AS A MATTER
OF FACT, AIN’T EASY. IS PIMPING EASY? HELL YEAH.
ding! SOMEHOW THAT IS CORRECT. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! WHOA, THE COMPETITION’S
HEATING UP. BUT DON’T GO ANYWHERE, BECAUSE WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE. [cheers and applause]

100 thoughts on “Chappelle’s Show – I Know Black People Pt. 1

  1. I'm still waiting for the board game to come out. & it's got dice too.

  2. this was the most educational comedy skit ever. these people are a delight!

  3. 3:08 Are you serious? Do black people give this guy a pass? I'd be damned surprised.

  4. Dave Chappelle is the only one I donโ€™t mind making fun of other races

  5. That's most contestants I've seen on a game show. Even a fake one.

  6. God I miss Dave. Thereโ€™s nothing that will ever touch his show man

  7. Please make a trivia game about who's the most racist person in the room

  8. "his nickname was buffolo butt"
    "that's correct and a bonus point"
    ends up being the next question anyway lol

  9. Whitest looking dude in the known universe: "Big Daddy Kane would say, pimpin' ain't easy."

  10. Love the segway in between questions.. just blatantly yelling:
    BLACK PEOPLE! Lol

  11. " amazing! did not see the show, yet knows Bookman was cleaning up"๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  12. Not a lifetime supply, one can, of Murray's hair grease! LMFAO.

    Bro, this show is criminally underrated… even though it was popular!

  13. "That is correct and bonus point"
    "Thank you"
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅ

  14. leans to the side "Uhnm we wasn't s'pose to be trustin' him in the first place"
    ding

    "That is correct"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  15. Amazing Did Not See The Show But Yet Knows That Bookmen Was Cleaning Up

  16. Is there any comedy program in USA which allows white people to make jokes on blacks? I could imagine if any comedian come with some similar or introduce a black woman guest like "… most of her datings were with white guys…". In fact, it's only racism and prejudice when white people talks, but in my view there's much more tolerance from white communities.

  17. Dave walked away from 50 mil and uniting an entire planet with comedy. I thank you. I love you. I am proud of you. Proof you don't have to sacrifice yourself to colonizers and to stay on the right side of history.

    When no one saw it, you did. And because of you black Americans don't. I pay homage to Martin…But you showed us better. I pay homage to Malcolm but you did the damn thing. I thank you for just showing us what staying true looks like in our day and time. You are the epitome of greatness, like so many who've come before you. Thank you for carving the way while others sat and taught us on the sidelines.

    Thank you.

  18. How did the barber not win? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

  19. Why did black people distrust Ronald Reagan? Because he created jobs.

  20. After the Asian answered on the janitor, what Dave said was an eye opener

  21. "That is correct!" Sounds like Alex Trebek. Lmaoooooo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  22. It's funny when a Caucasian professor teaches African American history ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Teaching more lies and hiding the truth ๐Ÿคท

  23. The best part is where they YELL โ€œ BLACK PPLโ€™โ€

  24. This was the very first skit I've seen of Dave Chappelle and I fell in love. I wasn't a fan of the Dave Chappelle show instead I watched his stand ups which were absolute class. It has been now a 15 love affair. I admire him, I worship him, he is my idol. There are few people alive who I admire as much as him. Been to two of his stand up shows and will do anything to attend once e's back. He might be underrated these days, but the ability to speak the truth and wisdom through humour is unparalleled.

  25. Back before Dave starting hitting those weights, looked like he was wearing his dad's suit.

  26. There was only one Dave Chappelle and he died when he allegedly went to Africa. (Just my opinion)…

  27. If this were aired in 2019 crybabies would say its "racist stereotyping" because they're humorless SOBs. RIP comedy.

  28. This concept is a bit stupid, that they continue asking the same question after someone gets the right answer.

    I know it's a sketch, but the setup for a joke has to make at least some logical sense.

    I know you can have a horse walk into a bar etc., that sort of unrealism, but then the joke is about there being a horse there in some kind of way. Try replacing a joke that starts with "Guy walks into bar" with "Horse walks into bar" and it is less funny.

    I know I have over-thought this!

  29. Watching this in 2019 and Iโ€™m noticing how bad Daveโ€™s Suit is.

  30. If you disliked this video, you're uncultured.

    Or your phone is in your pocket.

  31. โ€œWhy did black people distrust Ronald Reagan?โ€
    โ€œBecause he was white.โ€
    โ€œThat is correct.โ€ – ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  32. Q: Why did black people distrust Ronald Reagan?
    A: Because his wife rode in a tank that bulldozed into a black person's house, thinking it was a druggie house, but ended up being the wrong house and an innocent family's house was destroyed. It was a part of Nancy Reagan's "just Say No" anti drug campaign to show that she was tough on fighting drug abuse.

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