Dylan Garity Friend Zone Button Poetry First Readings דילן גרטי- איזור הידידות


the first time I ever danced with a girl she made him close and asked me why are your arms so stiff dancing with you as I dancing with a mannequin if they made mannequin super boney very sweaty palms entra para farmers were sweaty and simultaneously ice cold it was and continue to be a miracle of physics whom I’ll be supported by risks to the five-year-old or baby dumpling easily snap this may be a small car twice spent my teenage years absolutely failing with women in middle school I would ask girls like my time upstate wait to see I might weigh more numbers men excited I’m of math are you sniffing everyone else most math too in high school I became intimate with his friends no one thousand years in the friend zone I didn’t even realize I was in it she was from Sweden so i guess it was literally Stockholm Syndrome hapless now Cooper and tell me how she was beautiful or her boyfriend to dip war how can it go automated derivatives eventually I’ve spent so much time in the friends don’t I do to think of it is some kind of magical home away from home some lush forest skills unicorns and elves and puppies none of whom were getting laid I’m going to venture across to me I cover of new questions about this mystical place or even the friend zone if they’re sleeping with other people and not telling you about it are you in the friends enough they tell you they would totally marry you in 15 years why would you marry me in 15 years been 15 years they’ll still be a virgin because you never slept with me a few months after my first girlfriend and I broke up I heard that she lost her virginity to the next guy she dated and at the time I thought of this as a betrayal of not hurt shorts as if she opened something a newspaper column wants to find the friends known as follows she discusses her love life with him and has the audacity to ask his advice on it he performs favors for her he does everything a boyfriend would do but gets no benefits as if the only reason to be a good friend or a decent fucking human is if you get something in extinct myself as our Savior I ended up thinking of myself as a savior with a salary you put in your hours as a nice guy and sex is just a living wage but sex is not a transaction that’s what I have a handshake deal that girl did not owe me anything come on last year I heard that her home was broken into in a neighborhood known for sexual assaults nothing happened her we all know the statistics your rapist is more likely to be someone that you know the boogeyman the stranger in the alley is real but not as real as we we all know the statistics but we don’t know how to accept how easily we become part of the problem cannot kill a monster until you are willing to see it in the mirror until you recognize its shape in your own skin hey

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