Fast Food – Kids’ Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen


fast-food a hamburger sat in a hamburger bar waiting to be fried no one’s going to put me it said into anyone’s inside because eating me is cruel eating me is murder you can’t catch me on the speedy hamburger so up jump the hamburger ran out of the bar hey come back here said a hamburger cook you work and get very far but hamburger rolled out of the door and off down the street who do you think was the first person hamburger happened to meet lollipop lady was walking home with a lollipop in her hand get out of the way hamburger yelled I’m the fastest in the land catch that hamburger the cook yelled out so lollipop lady turned and gave hamburger shout hey little hamburger you can’t run away but it’s hamburger rushed passed he just had time to say eating me is cruel eating me is murder you can’t catch me on the speedy hamburger hamburger cook lollipop lady ran off down the street and who do you think was the next person hamburger happened to meet lemonade boy with lemonade bottles was loading up the van when hamburger rush posh Alton and the fastest in the land catched that hamburger said hamburger cook it’s trying to run away we can’t catch the little lollipop lady began to say I’ll catch it said lemonade boy I’m really fast just then he heard hamburger shout as it went hurtling past eating me is cruel eating me is murder you can’t catch me on the speedy hamburger so hamburger cookin lollipop lady followed by lemonade boy ran off up the street shouting hamburger ahoy hamburger rolled and hamburger ran and hamburger couldn’t be caught and hamburger rolled and hamburger ran right into an airport stop right there said security guard where do you think you’re trying to go I’m just a little hamburger it said and I don’t know where to go for a moment it stood in front of the guard and it darted past you won’t catch me it shouted you can’t run very fast eating me is cruel eating me is murder you can’t catch me on the speedy hem burger hamburger rolled through the terminal and out onto the runway it ran up to a plane to Jamaica that was waiting to get away the airplane took off and flew into the air and all the people heard something as they were standing there eating me is cruel eating me is murder you can’t catch me I’m the speedy hamburger quick

44 thoughts on “Fast Food – Kids’ Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen

  1. Eating me is cruel eating me is murder you can’t catch me I’m the speedy hamburger 🍔

  2. Plot twist: the hamburger is Plankton with a krabby patty and the hamburger cook is SpongeBob.

  3. Eating me is cruel
    Eating me is murder
    You can’t catch me I’m the speedy hamburger

  4. "You can't catch me! You can't run very fast!"

    apply cold water to burned area

  5. Eating me is cruel
    Eating me is murder
    You can't catch me I'm the speedy hamburger 🍔

  6. No one has ever heard of a speedy hamburger! That’s not what fast food really is! Sounds nonsense!

  7. Eating me is cruel Eating me is murder You can't catch me I'm the speedy hamburger 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

  8. Eating me is cruel,
    Eating me is murder,
    You can't catch me,
    I'm the speedy hamburger.

  9. Hamburger Cook: We've gotta catch that little-
    Lolipop Lady: Oh, I'm sorry did I interrupt your swear?

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