Football Result/My Old Man’s A Dustman – Sonsense Nongs – Kids’ Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen


here are the football results league
division fun Manchester United one Manchester City lost Crystal Palace two Buckingham Palace one Everton nil Liverpool’s not very well either Aldershot two Buffalo Bill shot three Wolves eight a cheese roll and had a cup of tea too Millwall Leeds nowhere Ipswich one which one?
I don’t know ask my old man My old man’s a dustman
He wears a dustman’s hat He bought two thousand tickets
To see a football match – Yeah Fatty passed to skinny
Skinny passed it back Fatty took a rotten shot
and knocked the goalie flat Where was the goalie when the ball was in the net? Halfway up the goalposts with his trousers round his neck Singing
umper umper stick it up your jumper Rule Britannia marmalade and jam we threw sausages at our old man well what happened to him poor old fella? we’re going to find out they put him on the stretcher
they put him on the bed they rub his belly with a five pound
jelly but the poor old soul was dead

32 thoughts on “Football Result/My Old Man’s A Dustman – Sonsense Nongs – Kids’ Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen

  1. I can clearly hear Michael singing the first time, but the second part he sounds completely different! Is it someone else, or does Michael change his voice that much?

  2. Comments on a michael rosen video? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MICHAEL ROSEN?!?!?

  3. No breathing!

  4. I love Micheal Rosen I think he is very creative and my favorite story's is the ones from his childhood keep it up I enjoy your videos

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