Goldilocks, The Gingerbread Man, and Little Miss Muffet – Fixed Fairy Tales


Oh, hello again! In my many years of studying nursery rhymes, fairy tales and fables, I have noticed that sometimes even the most confusing problems have the simplest solutions So here are three stories that only need a little bit of fixing A quick fix if you will Goldilocks and the Three Bears, The Gingerbread Man, and Little Miss Muffet. Let’s give them a quick fix, shall we? And when we get back from our walk, the temperature of the porridge will be just riiiiight Wait a minute dear, Shouldn’t we lock the door before we leave? Oh? Oh, oh, silly meee Of course we should lock the door. Someone might have broken in! And eat our porridge! Don’t be ridiculous baby bear… Noone would eat other people’s.. (fading) Look! It’s a house! I bet it’s full of delicious food, and chairs and beds Oh no, it’s locked! I guess I’ll just go back home Instead of wandering the woods unattended, trying to get into other people’s houses! I think my gingerbread man is finally ready to come out of the oven! And doesn’t he smell delicious? I’ll just keep this window closed, to keep all of this delicious gingerbread smell inside AH, ah ah ah! Run, run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbrea- Not so fast, cookie! Mmmh. What do we have here? Little Miss Muffet seems to be eating something delicious! Time for the old scare, snatch and grab routine. Mmmh. Nothing like a bowl of curds and whey in the morning Yes, I just love these little dairy blobs, floating in this wattery chocolate goop Blobs and goop? And the way they squeak as you bite them! Just makes me giggle! (giggling) That sounds disgusting! Yes, most people throw away milk when it’s been sitting out too long But not me! I wait until the milk gets chunky, then I use it to make these amazing curds and whey I think I’m gonna be sick. Keep your nasty curds and whey, lady! And there you have it! Three defective stories fixed in record time! Excellent! Hmm? What’s that? Oh, right, the moral, of course! Let’s see… The moral is… Em… Always lock your door! Close your window while baking! And people will never steal your food, if it’s gross. Never. The End!

100 thoughts on “Goldilocks, The Gingerbread Man, and Little Miss Muffet – Fixed Fairy Tales

  1. Muffet actually should be bit by the spider and turn into spider man that would be better wait no spider girl

  2. Muffet?!??!?!? Oh My Gosh OMGS Muffet from Undertale!?!??!

  3. For the gingerbread one, I thought the lady would freak out and like start an exorcism for something like that.

  4. IS IT JUST ME OR DO THEY LOOK LIKE LIKE PEDOBEAR πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. As someone who's made use of all three morals, I have to make a slight change to the last one.
    If your food is gross, people will never steal it again .

  6. Run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the gingerbread….
    Not so fast cookie!
    XD

  7. Isn't curds and whey just cottage cheese? Just cheese that hasn't been pressed.

  8. I'm starting to think the only reason you have the thirty second theme song is to make the video longer.

  9. Find the difference :3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:8:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:33;3:3:3

  10. "Not so fast,.. cookie, " πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  11. Ughh I relate so much to the last moral..My mum used to make these amazing bento lunch for me back in primary school. The kids just came and grabbed all my food and…said thanks before they went away.

  12. what kind of terrible creepy disturbing person breaks into someone's home eats their porridge and then takes a nap, seriously who does that

  13. Curds and whey. As someone who grew up with a Swede American family, the food can be terrible

  14. You know what should be fixed? The frog Prince story. The Princess in the story annoys me.

  15. Little Miss Muffet is a British nursery rhyme not a fairy tale. But I understand the confusion.

  16. Mwu HAHAHAHAHAHA this is so weird and I made it and do you like popcorn

  17. non of this morals are even lessons! Well except for the Goldilocks one of course

  18. is it just me or does top of their looks a lot like Yogi Bear yknow with the Hat

  19. I LOVE how you made a HISHE kids channel now children under 13 can watch!!!

  20. Little miss muffet
    She sat on a tuffet
    Eating her Curt’s and whey
    Along came a rodent
    And sat on beside her
    And said β€œdo you know de wae”

  21. β€œOH NOOO ITS LOCKED I GUESS I JUST GO HOME FROM BEING UNATTENDED IN FOREST TRYING TO BREAK IN OTHER PEOPLES HOUSES.”

  22. Here's how to fix Cinderella:

    Cinderella: "Hi, my name is Cinderella."
    Prince: "Cinderella, is it? What a beautiful name. Shall we dance then?"

    Later, at Cinderella's house…

    Prince: "What is your name?"
    Stepsister #1: "Anastaisia."
    Prince: "Okay, it wasn't you. What is your name?"
    Stepsister #2: "Drizella."
    Prince: "Okay, not you either. What is your name?"
    Cinderella: "Cinderella."
    Prince: "Ah, yes. You're the one. Will you marry me?"
    Cinderella: "Well… let me think about it…"
    she glances at her stepmother and stepsisters, and thinks about all the unforgiving work they've been putting her through
    Cinderella: "YES!"
    she turns around and blows a raspberry at them, before boarding the coach with him
    Prince: "Oh, by the way, you dropped your shoe at the ball."
    Cinderella: "Oh, thanks."

    The end

    The moral: when meeting someone you want to see again, always tell them your name.

  23. 1:32 goldilocks clearly did not study the methods of breaking the lock or the door

  24. This is not for kids cause they dont really understand. This is more Like comedy

  25. I'd like to see the princess tales get fixed. Show Cinderella, Snow White , Rapunzel and Sleeping Beauty aren't damsels in distress and don't need the help of a prince to save the day.

  26. Do Hansel and Gretel! They go back to their dad who left them for in the dead over money troubles.

  27. Does the mama bear sound a bit like the odd1sout πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  28. Some kids content is poorly made and exists only to make money off of young impressionable children.
    Other kids content is well written and made, with content in this case humour which can be enjoyed by a much larger audience
    sadly the former normally gets more attention

  29. "I'm the gingerbread-" SMACK! (Slams into window)
    "Not so fast, cookie!"

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