Oh, hello again! In my many years of studying nursery rhymes, fairy tales and fables, I have noticed that sometimes even the most confusing problems have the simplest solutions So here are three stories that only need a little bit of fixing A quick fix if you will Goldilocks and the Three Bears, The Gingerbread Man, and Little Miss Muffet. Let’s give them a quick fix, shall we? And when we get back from our walk, the temperature of the porridge will be just riiiiight Wait a minute dear, Shouldn’t we lock the door before we leave? Oh? Oh, oh, silly meee Of course we should lock the door. Someone might have broken in! And eat our porridge! Don’t be ridiculous baby bear… Noone would eat other people’s.. (fading) Look! It’s a house! I bet it’s full of delicious food, and chairs and beds Oh no, it’s locked! I guess I’ll just go back home Instead of wandering the woods unattended, trying to get into other people’s houses! I think my gingerbread man is finally ready to come out of the oven! And doesn’t he smell delicious? I’ll just keep this window closed, to keep all of this delicious gingerbread smell inside AH, ah ah ah! Run, run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbrea- Not so fast, cookie! Mmmh. What do we have here? Little Miss Muffet seems to be eating something delicious! Time for the old scare, snatch and grab routine. Mmmh. Nothing like a bowl of curds and whey in the morning Yes, I just love these little dairy blobs, floating in this wattery chocolate goop Blobs and goop? And the way they squeak as you bite them! Just makes me giggle! (giggling) That sounds disgusting! Yes, most people throw away milk when it’s been sitting out too long But not me! I wait until the milk gets chunky, then I use it to make these amazing curds and whey I think I’m gonna be sick. Keep your nasty curds and whey, lady! And there you have it! Three defective stories fixed in record time! Excellent! Hmm? What’s that? Oh, right, the moral, of course! Let’s see… The moral is… Em… Always lock your door! Close your window while baking! And people will never steal your food, if it’s gross. Never. The End!