(Slow, depressing piano playing in the background) [TOO MANY FEELS] 🙁 Harry, your life was a mystery. We never knew where you were from, how many siblings you had, or who your parents were… But we did know one thing: That we loved you. Destiny carried you through our kitchen window that fateful day. The lull of our lamp brought us together to form a bond closer than any human and moth could ever have. We brought you in as one of our own. We tried to feed and clothe you but you just ended up eating the clothes, so… You win some, you lose some. Who knew that something so small could leave such a big impact? Being so tiny yourself, you taught us to appreciate the little things in life, Harry. (Sad violin starts playing in the background along with piano) You were always so kind… Even your last acts on this Earth was an act of service, by making sure that bird had food for its bird family. And so is the circle of life. You taught us a lot of valuable lessons, Harry. Even if it means getting eaten by a giant winged beast, At least there’s one less hungry mouth in the world. See, there you go again, Harry. Always making the best out of a crummy situation.. I love you, Harry, which is why I’m dedicating “Can’t Catch Harry” to you. (Shameless self-promo) You may have been in our lives a short time, But you’ll be in our hearts forever. I love you, man. May all the lamps in moth heaven light the way, And this is the one time… Where it’s okay to fly towards the light. (James singing wonderfully) I will remember you, Will you remember me? And I will cry all the time, ‘Cause I will remember thee… This one’s for you. R.I.P
Harry The Moth
2001-2001 Thank you for coming to Harry’s funeral. Have a good day and always make sure to wear your seatbelt.