HILARIOUS AND CRINGEY ANIME POEMS



hello everyone there's the enemy man you know I love poetry there's just something about it that really just sparks something within me you know it's that kind of creative spark that is I think is really quite important for us content creators and I kind of wanted to share that creative spark with the rest of you lovely lovely people out there and so today I'm gonna give you a little poem to open this video roses are red violets are blue I asked on Twitter for some poems from you but not just any old floral Rome but a comedic stanza with anime in mind from wafers to mo a two hand tie and more full of so many references to explore so sit down join me and my shitty colored fringe for some kawaii poems prepare for the cringe roses are red violets are blue I don't have an echo a cat is fine – that's fucked up Noble I don't know why I'm friends of these roses are red violets are blue I'm the enemy man so fuck you damn straight my homie roses are red violets are blue if they aren't twelve the hand-tied no good I beg to differ roses are red violets are blue notice me senpai desu desu oooh that should be the way booze anthem roses are red violets are blue I want you in my house and Cory does dammit I will never be able to escape from the quarry in the house means fuck roses are red violets are blue if this was a harem the trend would be you oh that's so cringy but cute roses are red Joey's hair is not blue the Joey in Shane's ship can stir roses are red Joey's hair is not blue the Joey and Shane ship can finally start a cue fuck you roses are red violets are blue I'm Connie chicken nice to eat you too charming and gross roses are red violets are blue gonna kill all the Titans but I'm one too oh poor Erin core is it actually roses are red cat girls are cute Joey is weird but we all are – that's right my homies represent all that really hurt actually fuck roses are red violets are blue come in my Gabey butthole – I'm more curious about the fact that there are two millions on coming my gaping butthole than just one Noble is red joey is blue I shall work off-leash fuck both of you bring it on my homie roses are red violets are blue boku no pico gets season two I am hoping roses are red violets are blue I want to grab your ass just like Mira could do all that nasty nasty meet orchid oh that's the origin of anime button grabs right there roses are red violets are blue the weird boobs are coming they're gonna butt rape you and when it comes to this channel it's far too late roses are red Kyoto is black asana makes me whack my sac as much as I don't like Sao I docked at me at asana is pretty fucking hot also you might have to explain the whole kyoto is black thing because is technically not roses are red violets are blue get away from me oh I didn't know we were doing a Rose session today roses are red violets are blue how the fuck do Titans poo ah I'm more curious about how they actually fuck roses are red violets are blue I will take this shoot and stab the living shit out of you wow that is a lot of power do it you must be both shit roses are red violets are blue what do you mean I can't marry my wife who the fuck man why for equality where did that go roses are red like the blood of the Fallen that I defeated for Sam fight to notice me bowline fly roses are red violets are blue everything's going to be dye job roses are red violets are blue so are your balls your mom walks you on you hashtag relatable roses are red violets are blue fucking kill me my life is devoid of meaning you want you want to talk it out buddy roses are red violets are blue if he or she is gay I'll be gates ooh you can know about me the weirdest boners were made when you watch hideous e in the skimpiest outfits just like my body is confused roses are red violets are blue I want some nightmares another's umbrella scheme will do ya the entire another enemy will do sherry and gun is read the sing gun is blue be my Valentine we're all shatori you I'm not a big fan of Naruto but I love that roses are red violets are blue I travel in time today so fucking cute icon roses are red the plot is shitty conveniently add and inmate CDs all the conveniently placed fanservice for the win roses are red violets are blue attack on time we'll never get a season 2 yeah especially after they delete it once again pump 2 are red but mostly blue with white stripes and thigh-highs to praise the pumps ooh praise praise the pump praise the pumps roses are red violets are blue what's your occupation Joey don't have a fucking clue that is so accurate it hurts roses are red violets roses are red violets a neato you expected them to be blue but it was me do praise you dear that mean we'll never get old roses are red your hair looks cool in blue now it looks like shit time for a new haircut dude already beat you to the shitty colored fringe stroke step up your game homie roses are red my Bible is black I may be a girl but I'll come on your back gotta love those bible black references dope roses are red violets are blue hey Petra you like that tree cuz I sure do if you see them tagging time then you know how was that one was and finally roses are red violets are blue your waifu is dead and mine too brought it down on a bum note there buddy yes guys that's going to do it for these poems thank you to everybody who gave me your lovely lovely poems hopefully a little spark of inspiration was born within you guys to go and do something great go and make something brilliant and stop wasting your time on shitty anime poems and if you like to participate in the next kind of audience participant Ori video then make sure to follow me over on Twitter where you can occasionally see me tweet about random and dumb bullshit that may or may not offend you and if you have any more suggestions for these kinds of participatory videos or any videos for that matter then the best way to do it is to let me know over on Twitter so I'm just gonna I'm just gonna give you tell you 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20 thoughts on “HILARIOUS AND CRINGEY ANIME POEMS

  1. roses are red violets are blue your waifu is a trap and now your sad too……T__T

  2. Roses are red
    Traps are not gay
    Im going to jail
    Cause i lewd lolis all day
    (This is a joke i am NOT a lolicon)

  3. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Omae wa mou shindeiru

    Violets are blue
    Roses are red
    You are already dead

    Roses are red
    The magic word is please
    “Conservative dad bans anime
    For being too Chinese”

    Roses are red
    I feel bad for Santana
    Muda muda muda muda
    Muda muda muda

    Roses are blue
    Violets are red
    Kars is Joseph
    Jotaro

    I’m too good at this

    Roses are red
    Pew pew pew pew
    You thought this was going to be clever
    But IT WAS ME, DIO

  4. Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    15 is not Greater than 02
    (Darling in Franx)

  5. roses are red
    violets aren't really blue
    I'm a girl
    but I still loves bewbs

  6. Is it too late to comment?

  7. I have one:
    Roses are red
    I am a duck

    How the hell do titans fuck?

  8. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    OMAE WA MOU
    SHINDEIRU

    Roses are gay
    You are too
    I flipping love anime
    And so should you

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    JOTARO
    DIO

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Nine year olds are rising
    Subscribe to pewds

    Roses are red
    Your face is too
    I fricking slapped your face
    Cuz you stole my waifu

    Thats all i have for amazing poems

  9. Yuri on ice is:
    gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay,
    ice skating, more gay.
    ok that wasn't mine just saying its from an anime haiku vid

  10. "Roses are red,
    Handcuffs are naughty;
    If you try to leave her,
    They'll never find the body…"

    Yuno.jpg -)

  11. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Honey-senpai is cute
    And so are you

  12. For that time travel poem, it would have been better if they said, "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I travel in time, El Psy Congroo !

  13. You look tan-ny
    Violets look blue
    Omae wa mou shinderu
    NANI????!!!!

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