Hilarious older and younger brother wedding speech!


Hello Everyone for those of you who don’t
know me, I’m Scott, and I’ve known Mike for about, how old are you Mike? 29? I’m the oldest of the McCusker brothers, and
one could say that I’m a trend setter. I’m the first of us to work electrical with
our father, as well as the first to go to Western University, and the first to bartend
at the Western University’s campus bar. But, somehow the last to finish school. And, I’m Kyle, the youngest of the McCusker
brothers. I’ve known Mike for just about 23 years now
and I think I’ve liked him for about 5. For those of you know don’t know me it’s “Our
youngest” is how I’m usually described because there’s “Scott, he’s got his PHD and he specializes
in Anesthesiology, hes so great” and “Mike, oh my god he’s going to take over the company”
and then “theres Kyle our youngest”. We would like to start by just thanking everyone
who came here today to celebrate Mike and Char. It is a true testiment to the Bride and Groom
that all fo you have taken your time out of your busy schedules to come and witness their
marriage. We would also like to congratulate Mike and
Char for being the most elite couple that Whitby, or even Canada, has even seen. This power couple will go to the gym at 4
o’clock in the morning prior to working an 8-hour shift, come home, make financially
wise decisions, whle then preparing meals for the next two weeks. Yeah, Mike and Char take hastag couplegoals
to a whole new level. My girlfriend Kal and Iare practising physicians
and when we talk about Mike and Char accomplishments, we wonder where the hell we went wrong. Imagine being part of the Amazing Race and
these two walk on set, “Uh, yeah, boss… I’m going to be in tomorrow”. Thats pretty much how it would go essentially. Everyone in this audience today is safe because
you can always just say “Well thats just good parenting”, but we’re Mike’s brothers so we
have no excuse! Where’s Charlotte’s brother Chris? You know exactly what I’m talking about. Mike asked us to do his speech today, and
obviously we couldn’t be more happy to be doing this, but he thought it would be the
more “safe” option, but we are probably more likely to offend him then anyone else in this
room. So, growing up Mike was the athelete. He playe Triple A Hockey with current NHL
players like PK Subban and Stephen Stamkos, as well as played lacrosse with the current
head coach of the Michigan State University Lacrosse team right now. He was also intelligent and got an honors
specialization in biology “with distinction”, which essentially means he got higher grades
than both Kyle and I. Everything came natural to Mike and because
of this he was always labelled as the “golden child”. But, we’re here tonight to debunk that misconception. Dad, would you kindly stand up and let everyone
know here tonight that Mike is in fact NOT the golden child. Um, well the way I see it guys and I’ll say
this in front of everybody here. Mike, theres no way he’s the golden child,
okay. I love all three of my boys, golden, not a
chance, platnum maybe, but gold? no way! Alright old man sit down, we’re done here! Yeah dad thats enough of that. But yeah, Mike definitely made our parents
proud. How couldn’t he. But the only person more proud of Mike than
our parents, has got to be Mike himself. That guy loves to boast about himself. During his years in school, he effortlessly
just aced courses. Didn’t try, 95s, sure. High school, guy played Triple A Hockey, comes
home bleech blonde hair, but he’d get 95s and he’s only talking about his practices
he has to go to. I mean great job pal what round you get drafted
in again? University, he’s all into fitness now, and
he’s still getting 95s/94s but he’s still more focussed on his body fat percentage going
from 3.1% to 3.08%, but he’ll tell you all about that. So modest about his education. And all these great things to go to Mike’s
head, you’d be suprised it’s still the size of a peanut! But yeah that was during school and he’s all
grown up now, you think he’d be a little different, a little bit more humble? Maybe. But in 2016 he took Charlotte to the Willis
tower, got down on one knee, and he said… “You’re welcome”. Jokes aside, Mike honestly you are a role
model for all of us gathered here in this room tonight. I’m your older brother and Iook up to you… litterally I can’t believe you are taller
than me. You have a discipline that is on a completely
different level than everyone else here in this room tonight. You show us the right way to share, and you
show us the right way to work, and most importantly you show us the right way to love, and with
Charlotte by your side, I know that both of you will show us the right way to live happily
ever after. And thats the real we are here tonight right? Charlotte. I’ve known Charlotte for about almost 8 years
now. While Mike was in University essentially duplicating
my entire undergraduate experience but without facial hair, he told me about a girl that
he met in Whitby in the Fall of 2010. My first impression of Charlotte is that she
was beautiful, charming, friendly and thoughful. Obviously confirming the old adage that opposites
attract. She fit in instantly with our family, as well
as tolerated our father when he had too many drinks at The Keg. And we love her for that. So tonight, it is amazing just to see Charlotte. Our first impression tonight, obviously she
looks stunning. Everyone obviously agrees so lets get a round
of applause for that. The dress is beautiful obviously a change
from the pants she wears in the relationship. So Charlotte, tonight is your night, and our
brother chose you to be his wife, and we could not be more excited. Everyone here today agrees that both of you
look amazing. And, you’re both amazing inside and out, best
people you’ll ever meet, and you guys just couldn’t be luckier. So, to that, so everyone to that stand up
and raise a glass. Today Mike and Charlotte get married, and
Scott and I gain a sister, and Charlotte with you becoming our sister we need to share with
you the 5 absolutely essential, crucial, things you need to know to be a McCusker. Okay. Number one you do not ever!… Oh, ugh, I’ve just been told that it’s actually
past Mike and Charlotte’s bedtime and we need to wrap this up. Sorry guys! Cheers guys! Cheers to Mike and Char! Well I think everyone will agree Scott and
Kyle did a great job. Give them a round of applause. Next up we’re going to have Charlotte’s parents.

100 thoughts on “Hilarious older and younger brother wedding speech!

  1. β€œ He thought we were a safe choice. But in reality we are more likely to offend him than anybody else in this room” DYING πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  2. if my older and younger sisters won't do it at my wedding, I'm not inviting them

  3. Kyle: "he got down on one knee and said… ' you're welcome.' "

    I died πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  4. I would not want to be the one to give a toast after that awesome job by the brothers. Loved it!!!

  5. β€œHE GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND SAID, your welcome” sksksksksksk

  6. 8:48 girl on the left is such a mood drinking red bull at the wedding

  7. "He to Charlotte to the Willis Tower, got on one knee and said 'you're welcome'" I'M FUCKING CRYING

  8. Excellent job brothers….wonderful! No I wasn't invited to the wedding, BUT I invited myself to the speeeeech. Well done boys!

  9. Guy behind them needs a shovel to put the food in his mouth..dang

  10. I don't even know any of these people – but this was hysterical! God bless you both and your marriage!!

  11. Lol, they keep working at it and they've got a promising career in standup.

  12. why is no one talking about the incredible camera quality 🀩

  13. "I've known mike for 23 years but I've only loved him for like5?" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  14. As the oldest, I am gonna use the "I am the trendsetter".

  15. Is the oldest one single?πŸ˜…
    He's so attractive AND he's got a PHD in anestheleiology 😍

  16. 'And theres Kyle our youngest'
    🀣🀣🀣 omg I dieddd

  17. The guy in the back is literally me at a wedding πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ β€œI’m only here for the food”

  18. You guys are the ones that can make anybody laugh when the person is going through a rough time. It would also be cool meet you guys irl too.

  19. Its usually the opposite for me β€œThats Brenden, he’s getting his bachelor of science for dental school. This is Jax he wants to be a nurse. This is Carla, our oldest.”

  20. that guy must be really hungry ….behind the two brosss:-D eating 😁😁😁😁

  21. β€œI look up to you no literally I can’t believe your taller than meβ€πŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  22. This is honestly so funny but really sweet. They seem like a great family and congrats to the happy couple!

  23. They're handsome, smart and damn funny.
    What a family!!

    Best wishes to the new couple.

  24. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  25. My cousin will always taunt me about how I throw like a girl. I love my cousins to death but I will attack them for no reason they are like brothers they are younger I must attack and protect them I’m mainly worried about the youngest he’s 6 the other is one year younger than me

  26. Guy at the back: keep talking bozos…

    4:08 IM GONNA EAT. il just smile occasionally. And im not gonna stand up at all when you guys offer a toast to the bride and groom. 7:52 πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ€«

  27. β€œI’m your older brother and I look up to you litteraly I can’t believe your taller than me” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚me and my twin!

  28. the man behind the speakers got my attention 🀣🀣 he just eating without get bothered πŸ˜‚

  29. β€œOh, and there’s Kyle our youngest” LOL πŸ˜‚ πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  30. β€œObviously it changed from the pants she wears in the relationship” I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

  31. My sister said she’s not letting me give a speech at her future wedding. I’m not going now 😀

  32. "I'm his older brother and I look up to him…I literally can't believe he's taller than me."

    I'm DYING πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  33. I am behind the man who go wedding for free meal,not the function,

  34. Finally a middle child getting the attention and love they deserves πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

  35. As I may be the first one to get married I'm giving my sister a ticket to any holiday she want the week my wedding is scheduled and I'll make any clearing of my schedule necessary to go to her wedding πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  36. Got down on one knee and said your welcome… That part had me dead. The delivery was spot on

  37. id honestly date one of those brothers theyve got a really good personality and theyre good looking

    LMAO DONT COME AT ME

  38. The eating and cutlery noises of the two blokes in the background who are presumably the compere's/DJ's didn't positively contribute. Why on earth are they eating during the speeches!? If they didn't have a wedding planner then I hope whoever organised it doesn't plan another, this was dire.

  39. Do all Canadians get married at this place? The boys in the "Best Brother Wedding Speech Kills Crowd" video appear to be here as well.

  40. Damn….those boys are HOT, smart and appear to love one another. The bride looks like an amazing person too. Good luck to this new couple.

  41. im the youngest of me and my brother, yes im gonna be his brides maid of honor because im gonna beg her once he meets his love of his life (and his first girlfriend) hes 16 now and he plans to get a girlfriend after he succeeds his profession in soccer, i plan to embarrass them both. I love my brotherπŸ˜‚

  42. How I have high standards for my sisters at my wedding because of these two (I have one brother who to young to give a speech)

  43. The guy in the back is me like he is dont care what they are talking about he is just eatingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  44. This was hilarious!!! I really liked this guys too https://youtu.be/7_fLZtceZV4

  45. Hilarious???, I think that's pushing it, I'd call it mildly amusing at best. A solid 6 out of 10, that's all you get.

  46. Wow I have watch a couple of these toasting here n yes this here is by far one of the best m most funniest n heart felt toast done by these brothers here . Wow crack me for sure n yet made ya n me cry . Congrats to mike n his bridge n congrats to her she got her man n so happy for the families may God bless them both n all da families

  47. I must admit mike brother says I have know him for 23 years but only like him for 5 years . Wow that crack my ass up still just now wow . Funny brothers don’t stop

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