“HILLARY STORIES” — A Bad Lip Reading of Hillary Clinton

*** You can turn these captions off and on using the CC button below I’m ready for breadsticks A while back, Bill and I went to the store And we bought some locusts They were in a bag, and the girl who worked there tried to open the locusts near Bill And I heard Bill crying and figured out he’s really scared of locusts As you’d hope And he cried and shivered and drooled all over the table And then when he had moved forward I did that prank where I scratched his vein open And I remember he just bled so good Now he farted intermittently on the way home But that was kind of his thing, so So there I was, just this popular blonde And there was a fork in my britches ‘Cause I’d put it there, all right? Umm, ’cause I was always like “what if I couldn’t find a fork?” And everybody that I knew knew about it And half the time they’d be staring at me And I was like “this is great!” And then eventually I just didn’t put it in there anymore Because you know, I was told that when you get a spoon pocket You are an amazing person And a spoon actually is better to carry! Last night I got on Tinder And then I got a dork who looked like a grandpa You know, with his old face? And it was like his headshot, so I wanted to be all like “Hey Grandpa, you look funny…”‘ “Is your mother a Shanghai gremlin??!” It’s just too much, you see, ’cause she’s not one! But I mean, it has to be said That joke was much better in my head Back in the Seventies I got in a little scrape Because I’d been — I was dancing For the bucks And these Persian men offered me punch And to me I was like “What are you doing? You’re crazy, they’re so nice!” And so off we go So I get down there right at the border And the Peruvian troops swoop in And now I’m thinking “I guess this is the end” ‘Cause baby we were in the war zone! And I mean, it’s just not safe And I mean, I began clawing the men who attacked me And so, then we made it to the watchman’s house And his name was Kilota All of us took a pill and got in this fountain And what do you mean it’s time for a show? And then literally it was like I owned a group of men Who are now teeny weeny, it’s like it’s as if they’re kids And they’re in the rainforest And Kilota, he asked me if I could project chicken feathers when there’s lightning storms! And it was just the best jungle party And when we got around to it, I danced for them And then all their women just went across the country And we had a mask made out of Kilota, which was…. You know, ’cause he died that night So it was cool for us to wear him Uhh, kid, you smell like a reuben

100 thoughts on ““HILLARY STORIES” — A Bad Lip Reading of Hillary Clinton

  1. If she were actually this funny she would be telling these outrageous stories in the White House now

  2. AHH, is this a video about The Blond Witch Project? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can waste 3 minutes of my life watching it, laughing at it, and thumb it down at the end. Naaah! Fuck watching it. I'll just add my thumb downer to the 1.8K people who've already down thumbed it!

  3. "We had a mask made out of Coloda…" Thumbs if you would have voted for her if she told this story during the campaign

  4. Do the Oligarchy still expect us to believe that this woman is still alive?

  5. Her real voice resonates on a frequency of evil and hurts my ears. So thank you for this

  6. This is the most honest, truthful and real I've ever seen from HRC. I guess there's a first time for everything. I especially loved the vein prank – I'm sure she's fantasized about killing her "husband" a zillion times.

  7. “He farted intermitedly on the way home” heeeeeyyy that happens to me when I drink to much milk cuz imma lactose intolerant gal ya!

  8. I thought this was a bad lip reading parody channel. You're just reposting actual video. Unsubscribed.

  9. …I shouldnt have eaten while watching!! 😂😂😭😭😭😱😱☠☠☠

  10. I can't even watch this. This cunt should have been publicly hung by now for her crimes against humanity. I can't find humor in this shit at all.

  11. Epically fuckin hilarious. U win the internet today.

  12. Hillary’s Bad Lip reading doppelgänger had a much better chance than Hillary in 2016. But, both could nag the paint off the walls.

  13. Sounds like how a schizophrenic would talk. Like it doesn't make sense

  14. Haha, I guess you could say that was HILLARYous!!! HAHAHAHA…

    just let me hang myself

  15. How did this super ninja, lose the election???
    Oh that’s right… Trump is the Bruce Lee, of ninjas….

  16. You call this BAD lip reading?? 
    No way. You just stood there with a microphone and captured her words verbatim, RIGHT?

  17. Monica Lewinsky also complained about Bill's intermittent farting… 😔

  18. “When you get a spoon pocket, you’re an amaaa-zing person” 😂 lmao

  19. Guess she pulled a similar prank on Epstein. Dont think he took it too well.

  20. You don’t need to do a lip reading on the corrupt Libtards. What they actually say is shocking and absurd enough.

  21. This is gold! How is it that I’ve only just found your channel? It’s hilarious 😂

  22. absolute correct depiction of Hilly. What's the deal, nothing out of the ordinary here. Would love to hear what she says to Bill about all the trips to Jeff's island that she was not aware of.

  23. "…and so then we made it to the watchman's house and his name was Kaloda, and all of us took a pill, and got in this fountain, and WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A SHOW?"

  24. I can NEVER get enough of these videos!! You guys are GENIUSES!! 👍🏼👍🏼😁

  25. “I did that prank where I scratch his vein open.”

    Man I love that prank! I mean it’s messy, but so much fun.

  26. “All of us took this pill and got into a fountain and What do you mean it’s time for a show?”

  27. This was good, but I prefer the BLR where she talks about landing under sniper fire.

  28. And we had a mask made out of Kilota, which was….
    You know cause he died that night.
    So it was cool for us to wear him. OMG I can almost visualize it.

  29. and there was a fork in my britches, so i didnt lose it. and all the people i knew knew about it. but it turns out a spoon is much easier to cary!

    cracking me up!

  30. I'm quite serious, I think that this, much like the reverse speech phenomena actually reveals subconscious truth, wearing a face as a mask and other things are spot on for her, and what is the chance that it is a coincidence when she has been rumored to do that and no other BLR has had any such face mask thing, also the amount of that which can be obviously fit to her life of crime is also beyond coincidence.

  31. I wish they would do like 30minute Democrats debate, that would be hilarious, it's already funny without the bad lip reading, could u imagine lol.

  32. Great video but I had to keep just reading the comments…. seeing Killary is nauseating, I can smell her evil stench right through the computer screen… *shudder*

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