Holy Terra: A Poem of 18 Naked Primarchs


[incoherent ambient mumbling] Greetings, I am curator Julianos Pertinax of the decatalogues of Prol, reporting a new artifact discovered
within the archives of Prol I. Holy Terra is a poem written by the scribe
Grant McDonald. It dates back to the War of the Beast by my estimations. It is a momentous discovery for both its age and its contents, as the text features all eighteen Primarchs on Terra during the Great Crusade. I believe the events of the document to take place in 0191984.M30, but this can be debated in the future. In the poem, the Emperor’s Primarchs appear to be resting and training between battles against the orks, preparing for their next glorious victory. But as they train, they are consumed by battle-lust and begin to spar almost animalistically with one another, even inflicting grievous wounds in the process. I have concluded this to be an accurate depiction of a true event that occurred during the Crusade. As such, this document is of great historical importance. Unusually the artifact also states it is intended to be performed orally, so I will do so now in order to catalogue the text in its, aah, proper form. Eighteen naked Primarchs in the showers on Holy Terra Big hard strong weapons wanting to be used Eighteen naked Primarchs wanting to get bruised Primarchs in the showers on Holy Terra On their knees wanting to fight huge Ork Nobs Holy Terra really bops Hot hard buff Primarchs, their blades long and hard Eighteen wild Space Marines out in the yard Big bulging muscles ever so hard Sparring in the showers on Holy Terra Big hard mighty swords ramming each other As fearsome monsters, brother against brother Big hard sharp spears getting thrust real deep Space Marines even getting trained in their sleep Holy Terra, it bops Primarchs love training for big Ork Nobs Eighteen naked primarchs in the showers on Holy Terra Big hard strong weapons wanting to be used Eighteen naked Primarchs wanting to get bruised Primarchs in the showers on Holy Terra On their knees wanting to fight huge Ork Nobs Holy Terra really bops Hot hard buff primarchs, their blades long and hard Eighteen wild Space Marines out in the yard Big bulging muscles ever so hard Sparring in the showers on Holy Terra Big hard mighty swords ramming each other As fearsome monsters, brother against brother Eighteen naked primarchs in the showers on Holy Terra Big hard strong weapons wanting to be used Eighteen naked primarchs wanting to get bruised Primarchs in the showers on Holy Terra On their knees wanting to fight huge Ork Nobs Holy Terra really bops Big hard sharp spears getting thrust real deep Space Marines even getting trained in their sleep Holy Terra, it bops Primarchs love training for big Ork Nobs I thank you for… listening to this and hearing out my plea to… Uhhh…. Conserve this artifact for its obvious value. I think it is… important and artistically valuable as well. Thank you.

27 thoughts on “Holy Terra: A Poem of 18 Naked Primarchs

  1. I'm see Ian Watson catalogued this important historical event in Terran history.

  2. There is supposedly, a lost poem about two naked lost primarchs. And a cup being involved.
    Thankfully , this poem, like the lost primarchs, were expunged from imperial records.

  3. The poem has seem to gather quite the popularity among the Sister of Battles and female servants of the Emperor in general. It is most popular among females, even Tau women referred to as “Fujoshi” had been recorded to recite it in oral verse.

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