Horrible – Kids' Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen



horrible I was starving all I had for breakfast was one Apple and 15 raisins it was half past 12 and I had to get to him or Hempstead so I bought a pizza and I ran and ran and jumped on my train as we pulled out of Houston station I began to eat trouble was my Peter was in a paper bag one sloppy cheesy pizza with the melting cheese and tomato stuck to the bag so I peeled off the paper off my pizza but it was slippery and sticky and the pizza came off in soggy lumps I scooped together and pushed into my mouth and hmm blob below blob but then there were dollops of pizza hiding in the corner of the bag so I was holding the bag up to my face tipping it into my mouth hmm I was drinking pizza and my fingers were running with dribbles of tomatoes and slops of spicy cheese all over my knuckles so there I was licking up my skin but my fingers were trailing all over my chin so off went my tongue round my face and hunting for drips of pizza but a bit of paper bag had got into my mouth so I was in there trying to get it out with the finger I was licking oh it was diving into the slobber in my mouth and I was snuffling with my nose and like I was breathing in pizza it was then I noticed the woman opposite she was watching me she looked like she had never seen anything quite so horrible in all her life

33 thoughts on “Horrible – Kids' Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen

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  2. Michael are you ok being a legend? Did you expect this? Of course you didn't but you are still a noice legend 😉

  3. that's what always happens with the fast food 😔

    horrible things 😁

  4. WOW OOF BOIS WE GOTTA A OTHER STROY

  5. I am not a child, but I still find these quite entertaining.

  6. the first 3 seconds of this video put me in the mood for spaghetti and garlic bread and i cant even begin to explain why

  7. Listening to him say ‘Peeeeeeeeled off the paper’ never gets old
    Still cracks me up after all these years

  8. I'm more concerned with what shop/diner sells pizza in a paper bag when cardboard boxes are convenient.

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