Humpty Dumpty – Fixed Fairy Tales

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty together again. The end! But that makes for a very short, boring nonsensical story! Let’s try that again, shall we? Ahhem!! Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and narrowly avoided having a great fall
because all the king’s horses and all the kings men said “Don’t sit on that wall, it’s windy my
friend!” Humpty-Dumpty considered their words and
realized sitting atop walls is absurd! He carefully climbed down ’til his feet touched
the ground and “King of Safety” Humpty-Dumpty was crowned. Humpty-Dumpty
worked at a pace that was brisk He made signs, he made rules, helping all
avoid risk. Don’t sit there! Don’t stand there! Be
careful up high! He ordered, he pestered, and he wasn’t shy. Eventually the people had all had enough. His signs and his rules prevented fun stuff! Where there’s something to do or some place to go, Humpty-Dumpty placed warnings and they all said, “NO!” “But I wanna jump over this candle stick!” “I promise I’m nimble, I swear that I’m quick!” “But my family needs water. I must fill this pail!” “My sister, Jill, and I surely won’t fail.” Soon, all the king’s horses and all the king’s men Grew tired of the rules and wanted an end! So while Humpty slept, though it took them some time, they went around the kingdom and changed a few signs. At dawn, Humpty-Dumpty awoke with a smirk. He walked around the town to see all his
work. When walking about proved tiring and hot, he needed to sit and soon found a safe spot. So Humpty then sat on that very
same wall and when the wind blew, he had a great
fall! All the king’s horses and all the king’s men would never have to listen to Humpty again. But when Humpty landed, hard on the ground.. He didn’t break! Instead he bounced up… and down! Bouncing, not broken?! What was
the matter? He’s an egg after all, he should splatter
and shatter!! The king’s horses and men were all quite
confused While Humpty kept on bouncing.. looking quite amused. Their plan to get rid of Humpty Dumpty had been foiled.. because, children, to be safe… he had himself… hard-boiled. Always hard boil your eggs, children. Always! The end!

100 thoughts on “Humpty Dumpty – Fixed Fairy Tales

  1. why does everyone say humpty dumpty is an egg, it doesn't say that anywhere in the rhyme.

  2. In this version he's too uptight and paranoid, tense, worked up and the original version it makes 0 sense i don't know which one i like better.

  3. WONDERFUL!!… I NEVER expected and had fun!!!… hard boiled 😂😁!!!

  4. Fun fact: The Poem never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg. So….. who started with Humpty Dumpty being an egg? Btw, it's still a funny video.

  5. So i have to hardboiled my eggs even if i'm making a cake or something?

  6. is it just me or Humpty Dumpty sound like Ramon from Elena of avalor cartoon

  7. And all the kings horses and all the kings men…….
    were arrested for attempted murder

  8. The original story of Humpty Dumpty was actually about a war cannon that fell off a wall during mid seige, the cannon was massive and heavy so the warriors were unable to put it back onto the wall and they all perished.

  9. this is truely amazing ! Why have not I discovered this channel before ! Such an amazing story it is !!!

  10. This sounds like battle block theatre guy the narrator speaking

  11. Is it bad that I watch these and I’m a senior in high school?

  12. No one ever mentions Humpty Dumpty is an egg in the nursery rhyme. Think about it.

  13. Anyone who has a decent amount of culinary skills knows that a hard boiled egg doesn't bounce when it drops

  14. 1:55 the horse's reaction is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  15. This is addicting, but then again all twisted version of fairy 🧚🏽‍♀️ tales are. It is always fun to see people take old fairy tales or Nursey Rhymes ( becaUse technically this a nursey Rhyme) & give them a twist, even if it just to be funny. I also like fractured fairy tales 🧚🏽‍♀️🧜🏼‍♀️ too that was something that used to air on television 📺 on the Nickelodeon Channel. I could be wrong, but I think it was kind apart of the Rocky and Bullwinkle serious.

  16. He must of died days later cause he couldn’t of just bounced into his house and got in his bathtub

  17. You either die a hero, or you will live long enough to be a villain.

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