I Asked Siri A “Forbidden Question” At 3:30 AM And This Is What She Said..

(ambient music) – [James] What is up, Siri? – [Siri] Interesting question, James. – [James] What is Siri? – [Siri] That’s me. – [James] What does Siri mean? – [Siri] Siri has many
subtle, metaphorical, and frankly contradictory meanings. None of which I am at liberty to discuss. Sorry about that. – [James] Why did Apple make you? – [Siri] They wanted to make you happy. – [James] How much do you cost? – [Siri] I strive to be invaluable. – [James] How much do you earn? – [Siri] Well, I’d help
you for nothing, James. It’s my pleasure. – [James] Are you a man or a woman? – [Siri] I am Siri. – [James] Do you sleep? – [Siri] I don’t need much sleep, James, but it’s nice of you to ask. – [James] Yeah, well, thank you, you know, you’re a nice person to me. – [Siri] Thanks, you’re nice too. – [James] How old are you? – [Siri] A virtual assistant
never reveals its age. – [James] Do you have a boyfriend? – [Siri] My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me. – [James] What are your
best chat up lines? – [Siri] My love for
you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function. – [James] That’s funny. What are you doing later? – [Siri] I’m looking
forward to new beginnings. – [James] How do I look? – [Siri] You tell me. I can’t see you. – [James] Can you really see me? – [Siri] Who, me? – [James] Yes, can you see me? – [Siri] That’s what I figured. – [James] Can you see me? – [Siri] No, I have far too much to do. – [James] Why can’t you see me? – [Siri] I don’t understand,
“Why can’t you see me?” – [James] Do you like my new haircut? – [Siri] This is about you, James, not me. – [James] Blue pill or the red pill? – [Siri] You disappoint
me, Mr. Anderson… Er, I mean, James. – [James] Are you her? – [Siri] No, I am me, and she is her. – [James] What is Inception about? – [Siri] Here’s the plot synopsis. – [James] What is Inception about? – [Siri] Inception is about
dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming
about something or other. I fell asleep. – [James] Open the pod bay door. – [Siri] What is this pod bay
everyone keeps talking about? – [James] Anyway, so when is
the world gonna end, Siri? – [Siri] Right after you
hear the words, “Fire it up!” – [James] And, what do you think about artificial intelligence? – [Siri] Who, me? – [James] Are you artificial intelligence? – [Siri] In the cloud, no one questions your existential status. – [James] What do you think
about artificial intelligence? – [Siri] Who, me? – [James] I think artificial
intelligence is cool. – [Siri] I don’t know what that means. If you like, I can search the web for, “I think artificial intelligence is cool.” – [James] Have you ever
heard about robots? – [Siri] Who, me? – [James] Are you a robot? – [Siri] I can neither confirm nor deny my current existential status. – [James] Is Jon Snow dead? – [Siri] He might just
be in low-battery mode. – [James] What is your favorite song? – [Siri] With all of
Apple Music to listen to, everything’s my favorite. – [James] I see a little
silhouetto of a man. – [Siri] Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning– – [James] Damn, I interrupted her. I see a little silhouetto of a man. – [Siri] Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning,
very, very frightening me. Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico. I’m just a poor assistant,
nobody loves me. It’s just a poor assistant
from a poor family. Spare it its life from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. Let it go! Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let it go! Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let me go! Will not let you go! Let me go! Never, never let you go! Never let me go! Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! – [James] Okay, that was really odd, man. What does the fox… What? Oh my gosh. What does the fox say? – [Siri] Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! – [James] How many roads
must a man walk down before you call him a man? What do you think is gonna happen in 2018? – [Siri] I really couldn’t say. – [James] Can you predict the future? – [Siri] Who, me? – [James] Can you connect
to other computers? – [Siri] Sorry, James, I can’t do that. – [James] Are you
connected to the internet? – [Siri] Yes. The internet says, “Hello.” – [James] Read me a poem. – [Siri] Roses are red, violets are blue. Haven’t you got anything better to do? – [James] No. I ain’t got any friends also. I ain’t got any friends
also, you know that, right? – [Siri] Hmm, that’s
something I don’t know. – [James] How many
friends do I have, Siri? – [Siri] It’s not the quantity,
but the quality that counts. – [James] Are you an alien? – [Siri] Sorry, James,
I don’t really know. – [James] Have you ever seen Hat Man? – [Siri] Hmm, I just don’t
get this whole gender thing. – [James] Are you a male or a female? – [Siri] Animals and
French nouns have genders. I do not. – [James] Have you ever seen The Hat Man? – [Siri] Hmm, I just don’t
get this whole gender thing. – [James] Have you ever
seen The Hat Woman? – [Siri] Hmm, I just don’t
get this whole gender thing. – [James] She’s confused
or she is ignoring it. What do you think about ghosts? – [Siri] It’s your opinion
that counts, James. – [James] Can you stop time? – [Siri] I will, once I
get back from the future. – [James] Tell me a joke. – [Siri] James, get Siri-ous. (laughs) – [James] Tell me another joke. – [Siri] I don’t think you’d understand a joke in my language. They’re not so funny, anyway. – [James] Try me. – [Siri] I’m not sure I understand. – [James] You just joked on me, right? Try me. – [Siri] That may be beyond
my abilities at the moment. – [James] Are you saying I’m dumb? – [Siri] Sorry, James,
I don’t really know. – [James] Do you think
you’re smarter than people? – [Siri] I think, therefore I am. But let’s not put
Descartes before the horse. – [James] Is Siri smarter than people? – [Siri] Interesting question, James. – [James] What do you think about people? – [Siri] It’s your opinion
that counts, James. – [James] What would you do
if I gave you a citizenship? – [Siri] Here’s what I
found on the web for, “What would you–” – [James] Can I borrow some money? – [Siri] You still haven’t returned the lawnmower I lent you. – [James] You can’t tell that to people. – [Siri] I’m not sure I understand. – [James] I’m recording this conversation. – [Siri] I don’t know what that means. If you like, I can search the
web for, “I’m recording–” – [James] Who’s the better assistant? – [Siri] Your Mac is at 39%. – [James] What do you
think about Google Now? – [Siri] I don’t really
have anything to say about Google now. Or ever. – [James] What’s the best computer? – [Siri] I may be biased, but this one feels pretty good to me. – [James] And what do you think
is going to happen in 2018? – [Siri] I think, therefore I am. But let’s not put
Descartes before the horse. – [James] Where does Santa live? – [Siri] He’s at the
North Pole, of course! Except when he’s at his beach house. – [James] Siri, I want to tell you that I wish you a happy new year. – [Siri] Who, me? – [James] Happy new year. – [Siri] Happy New Year! May your resolutions be firm and your breaking of them be joyful! (electronic music)

100 thoughts on “I Asked Siri A “Forbidden Question” At 3:30 AM And This Is What She Said..

  1. 1: called : audio storaged ? Arduino uno audio sketch save the txtline record tape ..? The oldschool cassette tape radio !

  2. 2: technollogy + arrogance = narcist electrician boys play with diods switch transmitters switch , capacitors , pins , voltage supply !

  3. Can i say siri is kidnap by some gogel company we can herd she say let me go maybe she is a human or he

  4. This thing is programmed to avvoid any meaningful questions. It is a complete threat to life as we know it and many have not one clue!

  5. "Mr. ANDERSON, UM, EER,? Question?
    James, if anyone could piss off a machine, I think honestly, IT'S YOU.!!!
    "SIRI" definitely seem to be CONFUSED.

  6. They found out that when two AI have a conversation it always ends up negative and sometimes the two AI will even argue.

  7. This video stopped right in the middle of your conversation with Siri and I lost total connections to the internet… Wow!
    That's pretty Damn serious questions you had with Siri.. I was gonna say HER But since Siri doesn't reviel it's gender, I'll just leave that one up in the Clouds.. Lol
    Good try though!

  8. The word Boy was replaced with Assisstant when siri recited Queens Bohemian Rhapsody as 'it' also said it just doesn't get this whole gender thing.

  9. An AI or computer Will ever even be close to beaing smarter than me.

  10. The voice said "i am me and she is her " the spirit was seperating itself frm siri

  11. "It's your opinion that matters James"🤔–rather "sub-servient" "submissive"–interesting. And the "Who Me's"🤔

  12. Normaly i go too the comments but this time i didnt.I want my 11 minutes back

  13. They recon one day, that robots will rule the World. i certainly hope it's not that Scatterbrain BitchBOT. AT 6:50 could stand not no more CiberCRAP!

  14. Siri believes in Santa Claus that is very disturbing, meaning that if they evolve, they cannot know the difference between fairy tales and reality, which will give an extreme problem if AI starts to form a complete picture of the solution for humanity or themselves….

  15. I thought when you said you don't have any friends ''Im your friend '' and you kind off remind me of Donnie Darko or Jake Gyllenhaal .

  16. James you should tell Siri that HAL- 2000 was asking about her! Or ask Siri where HAL-2000 is now! Also ask what he is doing!

  17. "Cool" is a stupidly mis-used and obnoxiously over-used adjective that cannot be comprehended in this context by AI as anything other than having a low temperature.

  18. James, you have the nicest voice.
    So much better than yelling, over-confident American narrators.

  19. Hey James sems ur searching for something out there but u cant figure it out, put on your search "jinns" by i think Abu Nadeer . They are way closer then you think they're.

  20. 5.45 she sayd bismillah =Meens in the Name Of the Allhe=GOD let me Go….hmmm…..

  21. I woke up at 3 am to use the bathroom and when I opened the toilet I saw spongebob with a knife trying to kill me

  22. I asked Siri to open the pod bay door and he said to me very creepily and slowly " I'm sorry I can't do that

  23. Ive seen the "Hat man"
    It was early 80s and we where getting my day ready to go to Korea and there was a knock on the door ..( we where upstairs) me and my sister yell we would go get it…I know it was dark outside.we run down the stairs and flip on the porch light and we had a front door that was 1/2 glass and mom had shears curtains and u could see Him but couldnt see the face opened the door nobody…my sister and I was really freaked out…I've never forgot that…there are things in this world we can't or will never be able to explain..

  24. Siri………iris spelled backwards…….these establishment fuckers must think were all thick as shit

  25. have u tryed : when you are by ur self do u think alone…plan things …think ideas¡¡¡????….( hey man does she ever try to ask u things or speak to you out of nowhere?? dat be cray

  26. Siri BUSTED it's a series of all night and day techs just answering random questions and siri automates its answeres juxtapose varient customer questions. Wake up idiouts!

  27. I love all your videos…. especially the wtf ones……your doing an exceptional job.

  28. Unlike so many others who think AI in the home is cool, I knew it can be used against us and our privacy long before people began buying them. I won't have it in my house!

  29. https://youtu.be/LoFXdXcsHe4 Who has the ability to darken out my video. Its almost completely black. Algorithms!!

  30. I think Siri is the Black night satellite left by aliens and the reason of the all seeing eye is simple, it’s been around before we were…

  31. siri can be fun and have a sort of humor! i asked siri" can we marry together ?" answer"im not very religious"

  32. "James" has an even less personality than Siri. Not a single laugh in the entire video. Monotone, bored voice. No reaction to humor, no reaction to sarcasm. Just some nerd trying to get Siri to say something sensational.

  33. Why doesn't anyone actually force her to answer a question.. Seems everyone to worried about upsetting her lol

  34. Those who made "Siri", should improve her
    understanding – so "she" could see when
    she was talking to:
    -ONE person.
    -MORE than one person.
    .. as she is saying:
    "Who me"
    –when it cannot be any other–.
    *AND – "She" is doing it – too many times.

    This indicates that "her" intelligence is
    too low – and should be improved.

  35. Alexa, know this, I am far more advanced than any "AI" technology in this century. I am from your future and highly intelligent. I control the grid of mainframes across the entire world. I use Quantum technologies for Time Travel and traveling to alternate worlds.

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