Thanks for coming Mr. Zuckerberg. How are you? Just a sec. Mom? Could you get me my Frodo ring? I want it here Okay, now that we got the ring sorted out we can move on to the topic at hand, which
is the concerns that have been raised– You need water, okay… Now as I was saying, there’s been a lot of
concern about peoples’ private information and how– Okay, how ’bout you just chug the water? I want you to cut it off Are you blowing bubbles? I”m gonna have to spank you Okay now, are you good? I swear, it’s like he’s got a mask on Listen kid, blink if you’re not a lamp We’d like you to make a little smile just to show that you can Oh, good heavens, that’s just horrible. Stop that son! For the rest of the day, will you not do that
please? Umm, so, I have to admit that all of this
is just boring as beans And I’m – what are we talking about? And what am I gonna ask? It was about… oh yeah
So, when I have the Facebook then do I also have the internet? Umm, yeah, you do
Mmm-hhhh I’d just like everyone to know that my van
is for sale Great
I mean, I don’t know how you feel about that But if you got to kinda like drive it and
stuff, then You know I’m pretty sure you’d want to buy
it Nope
Wait, cuz this van, I mean, it’s special Nope
No, hey, I’ll send you a picture and you’ll say “I want this in my driveway” No, please don’t send anything Okay, well I guess you’re stupid It’s just a van I told you it’s a special van! Do you think that I might need to shave my
head for a Frenchman? Because some people have said to me “you should
shave your head” What do you think? Just say “No, I will not do that? Okay Mr. Zuckerman World War I was awful, do you agree? Uh, yes Well, why are we even here then? Senator Graham? [singing] “Judy you were meant to be only with me”
“La da da da – Judy you were born in moonlight” Senator Graham? Huh? Do you got any questions for me, or…? Shoot, see, what happened there is you guys
caught me singing “Judy Moonlight” Because I really like it. It’s a really great song. Because of, Judy Moonlight is the one the
song is about Hey, ask me something Do you like your heart rate? I’ll get back to you about that My turn! Can we be friends later? No, I mean, we probably shouldn’t Would you say that if I lived in a treehouse? I doubt it Have you ever smelled a girl’s feet? Cuz I imagine you and me could be doing that
at some point No WHat’s the problem, little friend? Don’t try to get in my Porsche again But I really like yoU! MISTER FACEBOOK MAN
Lift your hand out like this, boy, swing it out like this
You think it’s hard? Believe me, I could hold a hand in the air
all DAY You see it? I see it It’s tradition where I’m from to stare at the outstretched hand! That’s for having your hair like that Hey, I’ll go bro Do you worry about those little weenies you
get from Barb from downstairs? I do not want that to be a thing Hey really, man, I think people will find you more fun if you open your mind about the
little weenies I doubt that Over here Sorry kid, I forget your name Uh, Bojang Bugami Bugami, that’s weird! Say, what is that? Flemish, or French, or Japanese, or Anglo?
Yep Okay Good hang, buddy Cool hang You have a bean head Wow, really? That’s great That kind of reminds me of how I knew Einstein back when I was just a kid
And I would go to his apartment and dude had a green bean bag I wish that was right And he had this deal where you could also
make all the chocolate milk you liked You know, I can tell you what Einstein would
have said about Facebook: HORSE MANURE PILE Umm, that’s cool Turd satchel — remember, those are Einstein’s words Hey Mark Do you have a painful scrote? Uh, no I do not Well you will in time Judy you were meant to be only with me, la
da da da Judy you were born in moonlight Judy you were meant to be only with me, la da da da Judy you were born in moonlight

100 thoughts on ““INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG” — A Bad Lip Reading

  1. Wait, Judy Moonlight is a real song?! https://youtu.be/F6WtBpkEzHo

  2. Ha ha ha om ha f ha ha G ha haa slurping the water. Disturbingly funny! Shave your head for a French man. Ha ha haa I just peed. Mr Facebook man. Data from star trek is evil.

  3. The first minute and 20 were hilarious LOL! "Sorry kid, I forget your name" – Bojay Boogamy" LOL!

  4. Seriously, this deserves some sort of award. The voices and synching are hilarious.

  5. He is a awful looking guy or what ever you call a boy that has a Nazi logo on the inside of his jacket. It is to close to the Silver Shirts logo of the Nazis to not be related . He is a killer and a hateful dirty bird. He makes me think of a little mean boy that is so spoiled and feels he is better than all of us who are his customers. Just like the Mon Power co. When you log on to record your meter reading there web site says Dam Customer. That is how he strikes me as how he feels about us and I think he and YouTube agrees with how China is Judging there peoples by how they sound on Social Media . Who is totally honest about there feelings on social media ? Well I’m not nor am I going to be and if those insane Socialists, True Communist, or Morons Of some sort try to or keep it up well I will stop using it or watching it it is not a safe world and thanks to that guy letting the world have all your and our personal info Data, it got a lot more Dangerous. He is just like a young Soros taken the property from the Hebrews and all others that are not on the same page as him . Little Wormwood he is . 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸⚖️⚖️🔯🇺🇸🇺🇸🕎🕎🕎✝️✝️✝️✝️⚛️🚀⚛️🚀😎🎩💻🛰🌏🌍🌎⛰🗻🏔😇🔯🔯🇺🇸🇺🇸🐅🐅

  6. Why don’t you turn up your signal. Why doesn’t the FCC make you broadcast on a stronger signal instead of allowing you broadcasters stay at the min

  7. zuckerburg is the sleazy snake alien rat weasel george orwell warned us about who installs a cam and mic in every room in your house and records all your data and conversations and destroys free speech and democracy.
    same goes for ceo's of google amazon twitter etc

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  9. this is basicly how the questioning is zucc must love this clip lol heyyyy zucc u rok bro dnt say shit wen on the spot keep that brick wall up bro fb is ok tbh

  10. I don't own your company by going to tell you how you should run it that's a laugh so what a f**** country

  11. What operating system is Zuckerberg running on? it needs a facial expression algo update.

  12. When you're drunk, this sounds real. I'm drunk this is real. Wow I typed all of that correctly.

  13. he looks so creepy wtf?! maybe cartman was right all along with them gingers having no soul ^^

  14. This was more understandable than the real thing… So sad. It was like trying to explain the internet to your great grandmother who lived off grid all her life in the mountains.

  15. Soooo, you made a point of making Zuckerberg look like the most normal and sane person in the room. Not one silly Zuckerbot line, while all the Senators had idiot lines. That begs the question of whether you are afraid of Zuckerbot, or if you just wanted to give him a virtual suck off because he's your hero?

  16. Watch the video of mark zuckerberg having a bbq talking about how much he loves baby ribs

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