Jeff Ross & David Attell Roast Kimmel Audience


>>Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE TWO FUNNY MEN WHO SHARE BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND A STAGE ON THEIR MUTUALLY ABUSIVE NEW NETFLIX SHOW, “BUMPING MICS WITH JEFF ROSS AND DAVE ATTELL.” PLEASE WELCOME AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS, THE NEW DONNY AND MARIE, JEFF ROSS AND DAVE ATTELL.>>YES. WOW. WOW.>>WOW! WOW!>>LOOK AT THAT.>>HOLY MOLY.>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.>>REALLY.>>NICE.>>HI, EVERYBODY. I’M JEFF, THIS IS MY BEST BUDDY, DAVE.>>WHAT’S UP, GUYS.>>HOW YOU DOING, DAVE? WHAT’S HAPPENING, DAVE? THANKS FOR GETTING ALL DRESSED UP FOR THE TV SHOW.>>WELL — >>DAVE LOOKS LIKE A TERRORIST DISGUISED AS A LONG SHOREMAN.>>YOU KNOW, THAT’S REALLY FUNNY HOW JEFF IS MAKING FUN OF ME. LOOK AT THIS GUY. HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD’S OLDEST MAKE-A-WISH KID. I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. NICE. IT’S ON.>>THAT’S GREAT. DAVE. MAYBE WE COULD HAVE DONALD TRUMP PARDON YOUR APPEARANCE.>>GUILLERMO, ARE YOU GETTING ANY OF THESE JOKES?>>Guillermo: YES, SIR.>>WHY ARE YOU HOLDING YOUR STOMACH LIKE YOU’VE ALREADY HEARD OUR SHOW? DAVE, DAVE, WHY ARE YOU WEARING CLOTHES FOR TODAY AND TOMORROW?>>NICE ONE.>>DAVE’S WEARING A LOST AND FOUND RIGHT NOW.>>JIMMY, CAN HE STAY IN YOUR GARAGE FOR THE WEEKEND? HE WON’T EVEN CHECK BAGS. HE WEARS ALL HIS CLOTHES AT THE SAME TIME.>>YOU KNOW, THIS GUY KEEPS BUSTING ON ME WHEN, LOOK AT HIM, MAN. I MEAN, HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THE MANAGER OF A BOY BAND IN THE UKRAINE. LOOK AT THIS GUY.>>OH, COME ON. STOP. NOT FUNNY. I’M SENSITIVE.>>I DON’T KNOW WHY WE’RE BEATING UP ON EACH OTHER. IT’S THE HOLIDAYS, AM I RIGHT?>>IT REALLY IS. MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS THE JEWISH HOLIDAY.>>HANUKKAH. WHERE THE HANUKKAH PEOPLE? I LOVE HANUKKAH.>>YOU DO? WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PART OF HANUKKAH?>>HANUKKAH, WELL, THE WHOLE THING ABOUT HANUKKAH IS IT’S LIKE EIGHT DAYS AND MY FAVORITE DAY IS THE FIFTH DAY, CINCO DE HANUKKAH.>>GUILLERMO LOVES THAT ONE. >>Guillermo: YES.>>MY FAVORITE JEWISH HOLIDAY IS TUPAC SHAKUR. IN MY FAMILY, WE CELEBRATE EVERYTHING. MY FAMILY, WE CELEBRATE ALL THE HOLIDAYS LIKE THIS YEAR, I GOT MY BABY COUSIN, LEAH, I GOT HER A BIB THAT SAYS, MY FIRST CHRISTMAS AND I GOT MY UNCLE MURRAY A BIB THAT SAYS, MY LAST HANUKKAH.>>NICE ONE, JEFF.>>DAVE, THIS IS SUCH A GOOD HOLIDAY CROWD. SHOULD WE JUST SAY HI TO PEOPLE THAT ARE HERE?>>LET’S DO IT. I’LL GO UP. I’LL GO UP. I’LL GO UP, AND WE CAN TALK TO THEM. WHAT’S HAPPENING.>>BUMPING IT UP.>>CRAZY, JEFF, LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE.>>THIS IS GREAT.>>DAVE, WHAT ABOUT THESE GUYS?>>THIS IS AWESOME. LOOK AT THESE GUYS.>>DID YOU KNOW — DID YOU SEE THESE THREE EARLIER? DID YOU SEE THESE GUYS?>>LOOK AT THESE THREE.>>I GOT TO ASK THEM NOW. YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE, RIGHT? AND THIS IS — AND WHO IS THE WOMAN ON YOUR LEFT OVER HERE? THAT’S YOUR MOM. ALL RIGHT. GIVE IT UP, HUH?>>REALLY?>>THERE YOU GO.>>THAT’S GOING TO BE GREAT.>>WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE SHOULD BE DATING HIS MOM?>>I LIKE THAT. HOW ABOUT THESE GUYS IN THE LAKERS OUTFITS, DAVE?>>YES. HEY, JEFF, I DIDN’T KNOW THE LAKERS HAD A MATH TEAM BUT IT’S REALLY NICE TO SEE.>>SWEET.>>WOW.>>COOL. WHO YOU GUYS PLAYING AGAINST, LENS CRAFTERS? LOOK AT THIS. JIMMY, LOOK AT THAT. IT’S OUT OF CONTROL.>>THIS IS SO MUCH FUN, DAVE.>>THIS IS GREAT.>>WHO ELSE LOOKS GOOD?>>I DON’T KNOW. HOW ABOUT ON THIS SIDE, WHAT DO YOU THINK, JEFF?>>MAYBE NOT.>>VERY YOUNG CROWD. VERY YOUNG CROWD IN HERE TONIGHT.>>LOOK AT THIS THREE GUYS IN. LOOK AT THIS GUY OVER HERE.>>THERE WE GO. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMING IN FROM?>>I’M FROM MAUI.>>FROM MAUI. WOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK?>>GUESS THAT EXPLAINS THE TAN. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON.>>IT’S GREAT.>>YOU BEEN SMOKING SOME OF THAT MAUI WOWIE. WHAT A HOT CROWD. SHOULD WE SAY HI TO JIMMY?>>HOLD ON. I’M, LIKE, SO MUCH FURTHER AWAY FROM THE SHOW. IN A MINUTE I’LL BE ON “NIGHTLINE.”>>COME BACK HERE.>>COME BACK DOWN? I’M COMING BACK DOWN NOW.>>THE BAND. [ APPLAUSE ]>>JEFFERY. DAVE.>>WOW. WOW.>>Jimmy: SO THAT WAS A LITTLE — HEY, DAVE, HOW ARE YOU? I LOVE THAT. AND I HAVE TO SAY, I LOVE THE SHOW. I’VE WATCHED — YOU HAVE THREE EPISODES OF THIS SHOW ON NETFLIX AND THAT’S BASICALLY WHAT IT IS.>>IT’S US MESSING AROUND WITH OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.>>Jimmy: US MESSING — AND YOU GUYS MESSING AROUND WITH THE AUDIENCE TOO, WHICH IS A LOT OF FUN.>>IT IS.>>Jimmy: WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO DO THIS TOGETHER? BECAUSE YOU BOTH ARE SUCCESSFUL INDIVIDUALLY, AND DAVE ALSO AT SOME POINT I WOULD LOVE YOU TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU’RE WEARING TWO HATS AT ONCE.>>I DON’T KNOW WHY EVERYONE ISN’T. CAN I GET THROUGH IT QUICKLY? YOU HAVE SOME VERY GOOD QUESTIONS. THIS IS MY COMEDY HAT.>>Jimmy: OKAY.>>THIS IS MY DEADLIEST CATCH FISHERMAN HIT.>>Jimmy: OKAY.>>I’M READY TO GO.>>DAVE’S ALWAYS DRESSED FOR AN EPISODE OF “STORAGE WARS.”>>THANK YOU. WELL, JIMMY, THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION. I THINK WHAT HAD HAPPENED IS YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, “LATE NIGHT” AT A COMEDY CLUB, I WAS ON STAGE AND JEFF WAS IN THE ROOM AND I JUST BROUGHT HIM UP AND WE STARTED, LIKE, GOING BACK AND FORTH AND RIFFING AND THERE’S NOBODY BETTER THAN HIM, HE IS THE ROAST MASTER, AM I RIGHT?>>Jimmy: HE IS THE ROAST MASTER GENERAL. THAT’S RIGHT.>>WE KEPT DOING IT AND DOING IT.>>Jimmy: AND DAVE — IT’S FUN BECAUSE DAVE ACTUALLY IS MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN. I LOVE HIM. I’VE KNOWN HIM MY WHOLE CAREER AND WE’RE GOOD FRIENDS BUT WE HAVE A VERY COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP. LIKE, DAVE IS VERY CLOSE WITH HIS MOM, AND HIS MOM IS VERY CLOSE WITH ME.>>WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ]>>ALL RIGHT.>>PROTEST BUMP ON THAT ONE.>>Jimmy: SPEAKING OF COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIPS, I BELIEVE YOU POSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM TODAY. TELL US WHAT’S GOING ON HERE.>>THIS IS ME TRYING TO TEXT DAVE. NONE OF THE TEXTS GO THROUGH BECAUSE HE HAS A 20-YEAR-OLD FLIP PHONE. YOU GOT TO GET WITH THE MODERN TIMES.>>I’M STICKING WITH THE FLIP PHONE.>>Jimmy: WHY DO YOU LIKE THAT FLIP PHONE?>>IT’S LIKE AN OLD PERSON. IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO WARM UP, YOU KNOW? AND THEN IT’S JUST RACIST. BUT I’M ACTUALLY GETTING MESSAGES RIGHT NOW.>>YOU GETTING THE INTERNET?>>IT’S SLOW. YOU KNOW IT IS. THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, JIMMY.>>Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT SAY?>>WIN BEN STEIN’S MONEY IS CANCELLED.>>OH NO.>>THEY’RE OLD. IT TAKES A LONG TIME. HERE’S ANOTHER ONE. I’M GETTING ANOTHER ONE, JIMMY.>>DAVE, YOUR PREMISE HERE IS THAT THESE TEXTS ARE EVEN 20 YEARS OLD.>>THEY’RE VERY OLD. HERE COMES ONE, JECH. BE CAREFUL. O.J. IS DRIVING SOUTH. I HOPE HE’S ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: EVEN THE BAND DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO.>>THEY’RE LIKE, HUH?>>Jimmy: WHO ARE SOME OF THE CELEBRITIES THAT HAVE STOPPED BY. I SAW BRUCE WILLIS.>>BRUCE WILLIS CAME IN THE AUDIENCE. WE ROASTED HIM AND MY AUNT DONNA ON THE SAME EPISODE.>>Jimmy: I SAW AUNT DONNA AND BOB SAGAT AND MICHELLE WOLF.>>HASSAN MINAJ, MICHAEL CHE FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.” KEN JEONG. AMY SCHUMER, NIKKI GLASER. PAUL RUDD GOT [ BLEEP ] FACED ON OUR SHOW. AND CAME ON STAGE AND BUMPED MICS WITH US SO HE’S A REALLY GOOD SPORT.>>Jimmy: YOU DID THREE EPISODES TOGETHER. WILL WE DO MORE? DO WE KNOW YET?>>I DON’T KNOW.>>Jimmy: I CALL UPON THE SPIRIT OF TED SARANDOS TO RENEW THE SHOW. IT’S CALLED “BUMPING MICS WITH JEFF ROSS AND DAVE ATTELL.”>>BUMP WITH US.

100 thoughts on “Jeff Ross & David Attell Roast Kimmel Audience

  1. This is Terrible!!! especially from Dave Attel he is a legend boo T.V!!!!!!!!

  2. Damn, last time I saw Dave i was staying up past my bed time to watch Insomniac.

  3. wait… Bumping Mics… I've seen this before. The last presidential election!

  4. Giraldo should be remembered as "Roast Master". Ross is great, but Giraldo was on another level

  5. Staged comedy, they knew who they were going to pick from the crowd

  6. When Jeff Ross towers over you…I love how they keep bumping their weiners, I mean mics.

  7. Ross looks like Don Rikles And Howie mandel son if they both we're lesbians.

  8. Dave attell is a legend end of sentence period paragraph page story and universe

  9. Those two side by side looks like shaving only one half of your scrotum.

  10. Jeff Ross has done some great stuff, but the constant roasting has become tiresome. There’s only so many times I can listen to “you look like…” jokes. Historical Roasts is unwatchable.

  11. Once upon a time, the flip phone was as high tech as the hubble space telescope.

  12. I wish they brought Insomniac back! That show was the highlight of my teen years lol

  13. Soo weird seeing a guest holding a mic while sitting down. But they're comics soo I guess it's cool

  14. Funny….Kimmel is just as trashy of a comedian but they now put a suit on him and he thinks he's smart enough to have political views. And morons eat it up.

  15. you can see dave laughing with no voice just air thats great real pro

  16. The actual act of bumping the mics is cringey, but I'll watch anything with Dave Attell

  17. Jeff Ross looks like a 60 year old version of the deformed kid from stranger things

  18. They suck!
    And recycled so many jokes which were so old that Jeff Ross had hair wheb yhese were made up. Maybe it's a curse… Everything on that show blows chunks.

  19. I'd steal Jeff Ross girl and they'd pay for eveything., Her friends, that "hang out"

  20. Jeff Ross is to raw comedy like Russell Wilson is to the NFL. You get it, yea YOU!

  21. Guys how many invisible hamsters you saved?
    Me 3 only today
    I’m proud of myself

  22. Will this appearance convince anyone to try cringe watching their show? I would be embarrassed for them if they weren’t so obviously phoning it in.

  23. Whats most remarkable about Ross is that whenever hes not roasting he seems a genuinely nice kind and humble guy. Must be bipolar lol.

  24. improvise is where a true comedian shine, and you can see where they stopped being funny and were trying hard to look for words

  25. I stopped watching at 4:26, got on Netflix, bingewatched the whole special, and now I'm back.

  26. That Tupac "joke" is not a joke. Rumor has it that Pac was a Black Jew. 🌟🤷🏾‍♀️🌟

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