Josh Brolin Reads Trump Tweets As Thanos


NOW THEN, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST
THOUGHT WHEN I WATCHED THAT TRAILER? HOW TO DEFINE GOOD ACTING IS
ACTING WHILE YOU’RE EATING. BECAUSE IF YOU NOTICE, IN THE
LITTLE THING THAT YOU SAW, I’M EATING THE WHOLE TIME. SO, LIKE, WE COULD HAVE AN
INTERVIEW WITH WE’RE JUST GOING, “SO, JOSH, TELL ME HOW THINGS
ARE GOING.” AND I GO, “IT’S GOING REALLY
GOOD.” THAT’S GREAT ACTING.>>Stephen: COULD WE GET THIS
GUY SOME FOOD, PLEASE, HUMMUS AND CHIPS.>>BRING SOME FOOD IN.>>Stephen: YEAH, I’M GOG TEST
YOUR ACTING CHOPS IN JUST A MINUTE.>>THANKS.>>Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE
HERE, YOU– YOU– WE HAD A GOOD TIME.>>WE HAD A VERY GOOD TIME.>>Stephen: IT WAS ONE OF THE
WILDER INTERVIEWS I’VE EVER DONE.>>SERIOUSLY? THAT YOU HAVE EVER DONE? I FIND YOU A DANGEROUS HUMAN
BEING.>>Stephen: I’M A DANGEROUS
HUMAN BEING?>>A DANGEROUS COMEDIAN, WHICH I
ENJOY THOROUGHLY. I’M NOT SURE IF YOU EVEN HAVE
YOUR PANTS ON RIGHT NOW.>>Stephen: WHAT?>>NOTHING.>>Stephen: I THINK WE GOT
YOUR SHIRT OFF LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE. AND YOU WEREN’T AS BUFF AS YOU
ARE RIGHT NOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
COME ON. WHAT!>>I DIDN’T DO THAT LAST TIME. SEE EVERY TIME —
>>Stephen: DOWCH DO YOU WANT SO CHEST HAIR?>>GO FOR IT.>>Stephen: OH, YEAH, OH,
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.>>ANY FOOD?>>Stephen: FOOD’S COMING.>>WHERE’S THE FOOD? HERE, BRING THE FOOD OUT. BRING THE FOOD OUT.>>Stephen: WELL, LISTEN–
BRING IT OUT HERE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>LET’S DO A SCENE TOGETHER.>>Stephen: PRESSLES!>>GU. GUFIRST.>>Stephen: OKAY.>>READY? NOW JUST START THE SCENE. DO ANY SCENE.>>Stephen: ANY SCENE? ( LAUGHTER )
I KNEW IT WAS YOU, FREDO.>>YOU DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS ME,
AND I’M NOT FREDO. ( LAUGHTER )
THAT WAS PRETTY– ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: AND– AND SCENE. THAT’S IMPROV 101, MY FRIEND.>>I GOTTA TELL YOU, I SAW HOW
NERVOUS YOU GOT– I SAW HOW NERVOUS YOU GOT WHEN I SAID, “DO
A SCENE,” NOT THAT IT’S ME BUT ACTING IN GENERAL. BUT YOU KILLED IT, MAN, YOU
KILLED IT. ( APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: THANK YOU, THANK
YOU.>>Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME WATER?>>NO, I’M OKAY. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.>>IT’S LIKE I’M IN A DESERT
RIGHT NOW, DUDE.>>Stephen: SURE. WELL, PEOPLE ARE CALLING THIS
“THE SUMMER OF BROALEN.” YOU HAVE “THE DEADPOOL.” YOU’RE CABLE IN “DEADPOOL.” YOU’RE THANOS– IS THAT OKAY? IS THAT ALL RIGHT? THAT’S NOT WATER.>>I GOT IT.>>Stephen: AND NOW YOU GOT
“SICARIO,” YOU GOT “SICARIO” HERE.>>I’M LUCKY.>>Stephen: YOU ARE CLEARLY–
CLEARLY DRIVEN, DEDICATED ACTOR. AND YOU’RE A DRIVEN DEDICATED
LIFTER. I SAW HOW JACKED YOU GOT TO PLAY
CABLE.>>I DID. REMEMBER WHEN I WAS HERE? I WAS FAT.>>Stephen: YOU SAY YOU WERE
FAT.>>IT’S NOT A DEROGATORY WORD.>>Stephen: YOU SAY YOU WERE
FAT.>>I WAS.>>Stephen: IT WAS JUST A LOT
OF BROLIN TO LOVE.>WE ARMED
WRESTLE BACK THEN.>>WE DID.>>Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO DO
IT AGAIN?>>YES. ( APPLAUSE )
SO I WAS– I WAS 240 THEN.>>Stephen: 240 EXPWROO I’M
200 NOW. SO TOGETHER WE’RE, LIKE, A
BRUTAL 310.>>Stephen: READY? OKAY, GRAB THIS RIGHT HERE. ON THREE, ONE, TWO, THREE, GO.>>I REMEMBER WHEN I DID THIS
LAST TIME, MY HIMSELF LOOKED THAT BIG. BUT I’M GOING TO DO IT AGAIN. SERIOUSLY, LOOK ME IN THE EYE. LOOK ME IN THE PUPIL. IT’S A PSYCHOLOGICAL ELEMENT. ( LAUGHTER )
DON’T LAUGH. READY? READY? WHAT WAS THAT?>>Stephen: I’M GETTING MY
ELBOW. I HAVE TO FREE UP THE ARM, BABY. I HAVE TO FREE UP–
>>DID YOU THIS LAST TIME. IT’S A FULL DISTRACTION
TECHNIQUE. AND I’M NOT BUYING IT PAL. HERE WE GO. GO. HOLY GOD! IT HURTS SO MUCH! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
GOD! OH NO! OH NO!>>Audience: STEPHEN! STEPHEN!>>I JUST– I LITERALLY– MY
LABRIUM WENT LIKE THAT. HOW ARE YOU.>>Stephen: ARE A GOOD ACTOR.>>HOW OLD ARE YOU?>>Stephen: I’M 54 YEARS OLD.>>REALLY? HOW OLD ARE YOU? 50.>>Stephen: THAT’S WHY YOU
BEAT ME. THE ELBOW IS THE FIRST THING
THAT GOES IN THE MID-50s. THEY SAID I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO
COMB MY HAIR AGAIN. THAT’S A TRIUMPH THAT I COULD
ARM WRESTLE YOU AT ALL.>>CAN I TELL YOU THE HONEST
TRUTH.>>Stephen: YEAH.>>MY ARM ACTUALLY HURTS RIGHT
NOW.>>Stephen: REALLY?>>I’M NOT KIDDING.>>Stephen: CAN I TELL YOU
THE HONEST TRUTH? I WASN’T TRYING. YOU’RE THE GUEST! CBS SAYS I HAVE TO LET YOU WIN. ( APPLAUSE )
>>WHEN I LEAVE, YOU WILL BE LEFT WITH YOUR SHAME.>>Stephen: I– I– I CAME
WITH MY SHAME. THAT’S WHAT I BRING TO THIS
INDUSTRY– SHAME.>>AREN’T WE SUPPOSED TO TALK
ABOUT A MOVIE OR SOMETHING?>>Stephen: OH, WE CAN, WE
CAN. WE’RE NOT BROADCAST ANYTHING OF
THIS. TURN THE CAMERAS ON NOW. TURN THE CAMERAS ON NOW. LET ME ASK, BEFORE WE GET TO THE
MOVIE “SICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDADO,” INCREDIBLE MOVIE.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: FIRST MOVIE, SO
MANY QUESTIONS THAT WEREN’T ANSWERED ABOUT SICARIO, WHAT
DOES IT MEAN? WHICH CHARACTER IS SICARIO?>>YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY A LITTLE
DENSE BUT– ( LAUGHTER )
SICARIO MEANS HIT MAN AND BENICIO WAS THE SICARIO. IT’S NOT A TOUGH WORD WHEN YOU
THINK ABOUT IT. PEOPLE WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE
WORD. KIND OF LIKE “NO COUNTRY FOR OLD
MEN.” KIND OF LIKE, PEOPLE SAID,
“YOU’RE SO GREAT ABOUT OLD COUNTRY MEN.” AND NOW SAY THEY YOU WERE GREAT
IN “SCARIO.” I’M LIKE IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT
THAT, THAT’S FINE. AS LONG AS YOU PAY THE TICKET
PRICE. ( LAUGHTER )
YEAH, SO, EXWAIRKS UNANSWERED– LET ME INTERVIEW YOU. UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT
SICARIO– I ALMOST (BLEEP). ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU –>>THE WORD I’VE NEVER USED, THE
“F” WORLD.>>Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU
ABOUT YOUR YOUTH AND YOUR RUGGEDNESS. I UNDERSTAND YOU GREW UP ON A
RANCH WITH ANIMALS ON IT.>>I DID.>>Stephen: DID YOU HELP
BIRTH– DID YOU HELP BIRTH MOUNTAIN LIONS?>>YES, SIR.>>Stephen: YES YAND HOW AND
IS THAT LEGAL?>>MY MOTHER RAN A WILDLIFE WAY
STATION, SHE TOOK WILD ANIMALS — ANIMALS THAT HAD BEEN
ILLEGALLY TAKEN OUT OF THE WILD, SHE WOULD NURSE THEM BACK TO
HEALTH OR FIND A ZOO. WE HAD MOUNTAIN LIONS, WE HAD
CHIMPANZEES, WE HAD LIONS –>>Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU
WHEN YOU HELPED TO BIRTH THESE MOUNTAIN LIONS?>>SEVEN, EIGHT.>>Stephen: THAT’S WHY YOU’RE
RUGGED. THIS GUY, THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. OKAY, SEE THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. THANOS. OKAY. I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT. LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE– LAST
TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU SAID, “YOU USED TO KNOW HIM.”>>I DID. I KNEW HIM A LITTLE BIT. I USED TO, LIKE, TAKE PRIDE IN
IT BUT –>>Stephen: A LITTLE BIT OF
FALLING OUT. PEOPLE HAVE COLPAIRED THANOS TO
TRUMP IN SOME WAYS. DO YOU SEE THAT? DO YOU SEE THAT AT ALL?>>NOT THE CHIN REALLY– OR
MAYBE THE CHIN BECAUSE IT LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE A (BLEEP) SACK.>>Stephen: LITTLE BIT, LITTLE
BIT. CBS– CBS MIGHT WANT TO BLUR
THAT IN BROADCAST TONIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
ANY OTHER WAYS. HE’S A LEADER, STRONG WILLED.>>HE IS STRONG WILLED, BUT IF
YOU LOOK AT IT– THAT WAS WHAT WAS FUN ABOUT THE MOVIE. PEOPLE SAW THE MOVIE AND FELT
SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS HIM– NOT EVEN SYMPATHETIC BUT THEY HAD A
MULTITUDE OF REACTIONS TO HIM, NOT EVEN HE’S THE WORST GUY IN
THE UNIVERSE. BUT HIS INTENTION, IF YOU THINK
ABOUT IT, HIS INTENTION WAS THERE’S AN OVER-ABUNDANCE OF
POPULATION AND THERE’S LIMITED RESOURCES SO WHAT HE’S DOING IS
ACTUALLY RIGHT, RIGHT.>>Stephen: HE COULD ALSO USE
THE GLOVE TO DOUBLE THE RESOURCES.>>HE COULD, BUT HE DIDN’T THINK
OF THAT AT THAT MOMENT BECAUSE —
>>Stephen: HE RUSHED TO MURDERING HALF OF —
>>BECAUSE HE’S TOO CALLOUS. THE MANIFESTATION IS CALLOUS.>>Stephen: I SEE.>>IF YOU LOOK AT TRUMP, I THINK
THAT, YES, THERE ARE BORDER PROBLEMS AND EVERY BORDER HAS
PROBLEMS WITH PEOPLE COMING OVER, OVERPOPULATION AND LIMITED
RESOURCES AND ALL THAT. BUT HOW IT’S MANIFESTED,
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BRING CHILDREN INTO IT, IS EXTREMELY
CALLOUS.>>Stephen: THERE IT IS. ( APPLAUSE )
I’LL BUY THAT. CAN YOU– THE VOICE– LET ME ASK
THE VOICE OF THANOS. OBVIOUSLY, A LOT OF THAT IS
C.G.I. NO, IT’S NOT.>>Stephen: YOU’RE JACKED,
YOU’RE JACKED, BUT YOU’RE NOT THANOS JACKED.>>YES, I AM.>>Stephen: NO, YOU’RE NOT.>>YES, I AM.>>Stephen: BECAUSE IF I
LASTED THAT LONG AGAINST THANOS, THEN I’M CAPTAIN AMERICA.>>I WAS PLAYING WITH YOU.>>Stephen: CAN YOU DO THE
VOICE? OR IS THE VOICE– IS THE VOICE
AFFECTED?>>YEAH, I CAN DO– IT’S ME,
DUDE. IT’S NOT ALL C.G.I. I DID THE JOB. I GOT PAID FOR IT. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: WOULD YOU BE
WILLING TO READ SOME OF TRUMP’S TWEETS AS THANOS?>>TRUMP’S TWEETS? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).>>Stephen: ONE, TWO, THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE.>>ONE, TWO, THREE. YEAH, YEAH. I GOT IT. LOOK, NOW IT’S LIKE GRAMPA
THANOS. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: OKAY, NOW–
>>IT WOULD SEEM– NO.>>Stephen: AND NOW THANOS,
THE MAD TIGHTEN WILL READ DONALD TRUMP’S TWEETS.>>IT WOULD SEEM VERY HARD TO
OBSTRUCT JUSTICE FOR A CRIME THAT NEVER HAPPENED. WHICH HUNT.>>Stephen: I’LL BUY IT, I’LL
BUY IT. ( APPLAUSE ).>>THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES ON MY FIRST TRY, I THINK THAT WOULD QUALIFY AS NOT SMART,
BUT GENIUS. ( LAUGHTER )
AND A VERY STABLE GENIUS AT THAT. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: THAT’S VERY
THANOS. AND, OF COURSE, LET’S– LET’S
BRING IT HOME.>>MAGA. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: “SICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDADO” IS IN THEATERS JUNE 29. THE MAN IS JOSH BROLIN,
EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUTH
NEGGA.

100 thoughts on “Josh Brolin Reads Trump Tweets As Thanos

  1. Josh Brolin has no idea why Chicago, Detroit, and LA are ghettos.

  2. Josh Brolin does not want America to be strong and loves a super strong central government that smashes the rights of the people.

  3. Josh Brolin has no problem with attacking children that are not born.

  4. Josh looks very different from how he looked in no country for old men.

  5. I fucking love Josh Brolin god damn he's such a humble talented man plus will be going down as the most badass movie villain in history

  6. Just last week I watched Men in Black III. Wow.
    Josh Bolin does a better Tommy Lee Jones than Tommy Lee Jones.
    I want to go rewatch The Goonies now.

  7. Imagine Thanos walking around and acting like this in real life bruh…

  8. 101? That was actually 101 shit improv on Brolin's part; he negated both of Colbert's offers.
    Also, eating in scenes has been Downey Jr thing since the start.

  9. Callous is bringing your children over a border that would separate your family because your breaking the law!!! Do it right, and apply for a visa!!! Then your kids wont be separated!!!

  10. Oh my GOD Josh Brolin has been my everlasting crush since the Goonies!! Love him!!!!!

  11. I wasn't trying to type anything.

    But I still made Sense at first try. That's not Smart; it's Genius.

  12. Josh Brolin as Grandpa Thanos reading Donald Trump's Tweets!!!
    Wow, I am actually so scared of Josh Brolin now and so terrified of him too!!!

  13. He is good, I watched Sicario, he was good/evil/grey cia operative, in Avengers he is Thanos, and convicting one, the way he acted and using slower speaking was soooo convincing, so grey/evil villan. Deathpool i didnt watch bu i know who is Cabel from cartoons and wiki, and he is villan than hero, he is good guy with mission… to save his future. From what i see he act villnas who arwe in reality heroes who are misunderstood.

  14. You ROCK Thanos ! Sorry I'm showing my age with the 80's lingo !😵😲😪

  15. lol Josh Brolin is so underrated as an actor, comedian and overall person

  16. I just watched hishe infinity war comedy dub and everything seems really trippy right now

  17. You know what whenever I see Josh Brolin just being himself, I see Cable. But when he's acting really serious, I see Thanos.

  18. Hollywood ass-kissing followed by rehashing a man's IMDB list, and then of course the Trump-bashing.

  19. Except this wasn't Trump's first attempt at president. He ran in the 90's and washed out in the primaries, as I recall. But that aside, Brolin is cool AF haha

  20. This video is getting zuckered on mugbook – must be doing something right ^^

  21. Nothing like waiting till the last minute to read the tweets asshole

  22. I remember when Brolin played young tommy lee Jones…. now he old too

  23. I put my skip button to good use to get to the one min long segment at the end of the video that the title lured me to

  24. Good to see you again let’s talk about the ways we hate Trump. Late night has lost its thing.

  25. :Josh Brolin reads the tweets:

    Andy Serkis as Gollum: Hold my beer precious

  26. This is the most random interview I have ever seen, and I do not regret anything.

  27. The interviewer isnt likable and the questions were kinda mediocre lol i like colbert but he shoulda just kept his other job. Interviews are not for him

  28. This political agenda of Stephen Colbert should be crushed by Thanos! His show only keeps going because he hates Trump xD. He is not that funny… Snap out of it, how you going to make it after 2020? xD

  29. Josh brolin, the man who looks & sounds more manly/fatherly & older than his own father😁

  30. 10:26 There is a voice changer ad and they copied the voice from Josh Brolin.

    Don’t believe the ads. They are lying to you so you can download their app.

  31. i just found out that RDJ is older than Thanos( Josh Borlin) how is this even possible RDJ looks so much younger

  32. Does anyone else on snapchat see those voice app ads? I saw one with the Thanos voice changer. A girl recorded her saying, “President of the United States on my first try.” And then she played it in Thanos voice and guess what, it sounded just like Thanos! But I knew it was fake. So i came to this interview thinking of where the comment may have been said by Josh Brolin and wha la! Here it is! 10:26. Talk about false advertising!

  33. 9:52 the tweets actually start. I also realize that''s why I clicked the video, damn Stephen is a great interviewer!

  34. What a nice person. A great actor too. He looks so serious and mean. And then he gives that genuine, beautiful, heart warming smile.

  35. The voice of Thanos in Spanish sounds like Brolin on steroids, they should invite him to read Trump's tweets hahaha

  36. Whatever you guys do. Don't piss him off. Or he'll snap his fingers 😂😂😂

  37. Ok Stephen we get it, you don't like Trump

  38. Trump's tweets read by the mad titan himself, the callous deviant…

  39. Who else closed their eyes when he started talking like thanos…

  40. what a dumb ass show full of Hollywood propaganda and unfunny dialogue. Colbert is the classic effeminate metrosexual. He manages to have less than zero appeal and charisma. tna
    tna
     Entire show is a hate room out of Orwell's '1984" trying to cast spells on Trump.

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