Well, I don’t know
who wrote this book, But you all have got to stop
calling each other Sluts and whores. It just makes it okay for guys
to call you sluts and whores. Who here has ever been
called a slut? Okay, everybody up.Ms. Norbury had us
write out apologiesTo people that we’d hurt
in our lives.“alyssa, I’m sorry I called you
a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault
you’re so gap-toothed.” “gretchen, “I’m sorry I laughed at you
that time you got diarrhea “at barnes and noble. And I’m sorry I told everyone
about it.” And I’m sorry
for repeating it now. (ethereal choral theme plays) Laura, I don’t hate you
because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate you. (girls grunt) I just wish we could
all get along Like we used to
in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake
made out of rainbows and smiles, And we’d all eat it
and be happy. She doesn’t even go here! Do you even go to this school? No. I just have
a lot of feelings. Okay, go home. Sharon, I think you’re doing
a great job. Thanks. I feel like
I’m getting through. I’m sorry that people
are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it
that I’m popular. (crash) Oh, my god! Oh, jeez.
Okay, walk it off. Walk it off. Okay.
That hurt. They’re okay.