Meanwhile… Elon Musk’s Bad Rap Debut


>>Stephen: YOU KNOW, I SPEND SO
MUCH TIME BREAKING DOWN ALL THE BIG SIDES OF NEWS BEEF FOR YOU,
BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO GRIND UP THE HOOVES
AND MIX THE NEWS-KERATIN INTO MY DOWNMARKET SHAMPOO OF A SEGMENT:
“MEANWHILE.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: EVERYBODY– MEANWHILE, NASA WANTS TO STUDY
THE LONGTERM EFFECTS OF BEING IMMOBILE, SO THEY’VE COME UP
WITH THE DREAM JOB FOR ME IN COLLEGE, “OFFERING PEOPLE
$19,000 TO STAY IN BED FOR TWO MONTHS.” LET ME SAVE YOU SOME CASH. JUST DROP BY MY HOUSE WHILE I’M
BINGEING “GAME OF THRONES” BEFORE THE SEASON PREMIERE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
“BED SORES ARE COMING!” ( LAUGHTER )
DURING THE TWO MONTHS, “PARTICIPANTS WILL BE ASKED TO
DO A NUMBER OF ACTIVITIES LYING DOWN, SUCH AS EATING, READING,
WATCHING TV, OR GOING TO THE BATHROOM.” BUT “YOU MUST SPEAK GERMAN.” OR AT LEAST LEARN A FEW KEY
PHRASES, LIKE, “HERR DOCTOR, I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE CHANGE THE
SHEETS OF MY HORIZONTAL EATING TOILET.” DANKE. DANKE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
SPEAKING OF THE “GAME OF THRONES,” THE SHOW’S FIGHT
CHOREOGRAPHER SAID RECENTLY THAT IN ORDER TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF
ALL ACTORS ON SET, “‘GAME OF THRONES’ HAS A SAFE WORD.” WHICH EXPLAINS THE END OF SEASON
ONE:>>WAIT! I FORGOT THE SAFE WORD!”
( LAUGHTER )>>Stephen: SPOILER ALERT,
JON. SPOILER ALERT.>>Jon: YEAH, I SEE THAT.>>Stephen: HE’S FINE. HE’S FINE. TO MAKE SURE THE SAFE WORD WAS
EFFECTIVE, HE PICKED ONE “THAT MIGHT SOUND COMPLETELY FOREIGN
TO THE PEOPLE OF WESTEROS:” “BANANA.” CAN THAT ALSO BE THE SAFE WORD
FOR WHEN YOU’RE WITH SOMEONE WHO WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT “GAME
OF THRONES?” ( LISPING )
“WELL, TECHNICALLY, IF JON SNOW IS ACTUALLY A TARGARYEN, THAT
MEANS HE CAN REPEL FIRE WHICH, REALISTICALLY, HE WOULD HAVE
DISCOVERED BY NOW IN HIS LIFE, SO IT REALLY DOESN’T HOLD UP–”
“BANANA! BANANA! DEAR GOD, BANANA!”
MEANWHILE, “A PENNSYLVANIA MAN WAS JUST ARRESTED FOR DRUNK
DRIVING.” THE MAN’S NAME? DANIEL SOBER. ( LAUGHTER )
POLICE CALL THIS THEIR MOST IRONIC NAME-RELATED ARREST SINCE
THEY CAUGHT THE NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLER STEVE NOTTAMURDERER. ( LAUGHTER )
MEANWHILE, SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT “DUBSTEP MUSIC
HAS BEEN FOUND TO PROTECT AGAINST MOSQUITO BITES BY
DELAYING HOST ATTACK, REDUCING BLOOD FEEDING, AND DISRUPTING
MATING,” BUT IT’S “SPECIFICALLY MUSIC BY SKRILLEX.” ( LAUGHTER )
RESEARCHERS ALSO CONCLUDED THAT THEY’D RATHER JUST GET MALARIA. ( LAUGHTER )
MEANWHILE– ( APPLAUSE )
SKRILLEX. MEANWHILE, ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE CONTINUES TO MAKE STRIDES, BECAUSE NOW “A.I. CAN
PREDICT WHO WILL DIE EARLY WITH ‘UNSETTLING ACCURACY.'”
SO DON’T BE SURPRISED WHEN YOU ASK ALEXA TO ORDER MORE PAPER
TOWELS, AND SHE STRONGLY SUGGESTS ONE-DAY SHIPPING. ( LAUGHTER )
RESEARCHERS–>>Jon: NO!>>Stephen: RESEARCHERS TRAINED
THE A.I. BY HAVING IT ANALYZE PATIENTS’ HEALTH DATA USING
“COMPUTER-BASED ‘MACHINE LEARNING’ ALGORITHMS.” THE ALGORITHM IS PRETTY
COMPLICATED. DID PATIENT “A” PUT AWAY
SEVEN CINNABONS ON SUNDAY? IF NO, GO TO ALIVE. IF YES, GO TO DEAD. MEANWHILE, FOR SOME REASON, THIS
WEEKEND, ELON MUSK DROPPED A RAP SONG EULOGIZING HARAMBE THE
GORILLA. OH, GOOD! SO THAT MUST MEAN THE HYPERLOOP
IS DONE, AND WE’VE COLONIZED MARS, AND YOU FINISHED THAT
MACHINE THAT GETS KIDS OUT OF CAVES? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, THAT HEADLINE SOUNDS BAD, BUT IT DOESN’T SOUND NEARLY AS
BAD AS THE SONG ITSELF. TAKE A LISTEN. ♪ R.I.P. HARAMBE
SIPPING ON SOME BOMBAY ♪ WE ON OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
AMEN, AMEN ♪>>Stephen: THAT IS THE CRUELEST
THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO HARAMBE: THE GORILLA WHO SPENT HIS LIFE
IN A ZOO AND WAS MURDERED. BUT THIS IS PART OF A LONG
TRADITION OF GENIUS INVENTORS MAKING EMBARRASSING FORAYS INTO
MUSIC. WHO CAN FORGET THOMAS EDISON’S
WAX CYLINDER SINGLE DURING THE ALTERNATIVE-CURRENT VS. DIRECT-CURRENT WARS. ♪ I ELECTROCUTED AN ELEPHANT
TO PROVE A.C, IS BAD! ♪ BUT CHILDREN SAW OL’ TOPSY FRY
AND I GUESS THAT MADE THEM SAD ♪ ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EMILIA CLARKE.

100 thoughts on “Meanwhile… Elon Musk’s Bad Rap Debut

  1. The Machine of Death books aside, I don't think they predict death any better than a doctor. You take the information given, think about it a while, aaand there it is.

  2. Excuse me… Alternative current?…. Ugh, Alternating current pls.

  3. Herr Doktor, ich bitte Sie, bitte wechseln sie die Bettwäsche meiner horizontalen Ess-Toilette. For all who want to try.

  4. $19,000 for two months of doing exactly what I'd be doing anyway (though perhaps with way more exercise)!? Wo melde ich mich an!? Ich hoffe nur, dass ein veganes Menü angeboten wird…

  5. If you stay immobile for two months chances are you will get a strokes perhaps in the brain the other in the lung and maybe in the heart

  6. Nah, you’re just jealous he’s more famous with the younger generation than you’ll ever be.
    #RipHarambe

  7. The funny thing is that some people actually think Elon made this song.

  8. Dude look at you. You're a baby boomer saying his lines are ass. You can't relate to us memers like Elon and the rest cause you are the definition of a normie.

  9. Just imagine going outside and your mum says
    “ITS LATE YOU WILL GET MOSQUITO BITES”
    and you reply
    “Nah, I listen to Skrillex”

  10. Ah then how did viserys targaryen get burned by gold brah? Not all of them are dragon blood

  11. damn Stephen, you really had to shit on both Skrillex and that fire Harambe track in one segment? Meanwhile Jon over there is just like "yeah I've been to a Skrillex show before." lmao

  12. I'm so glad I gave up on Colbert 8 years ago. I've never seen such an obvious shill.

  13. “Bad rap debut”. It’s better than most stuff out there and it’s ELON MUSK

  14. Bad? You thought this was a bad debut? What a joke this dude probably listens to Gucci gang on repeat 24/7

  15. Honestly I would have mentioned the fact Jim Carrey was beefing with Mussolini's granddaughter but that is just me

  16. Don’t know about the rest of the world but What Eloan Musk did with that song just makes him seem normal to me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  17. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0001706X19301202

    So apparently it’s not so much Dubstep specifically; as it is a instance combination of high and low frequency sound. The researchers just happened to pick Scary Monster and Nice Sprites.

  18. Skrillex or malaria? There's medicine to make your life pretty liveable with malaria, at least more so than constantly listening to Skrillex

  19. Sean Bean dies in everything. Even in death he still dies yet lives then dies again. (His characters not him)

  20. Two things surprised me in this video. 1. Dub-step apparently is still a thing worth mentioning; 2. Game of Thrones is still relevant.

  21. I had to check the upload date to see if I'd stumbled onto an old video when he mentioned the Dubstep research…

  22. From Child To Student To Bullied To PayPal Creator To Car CEO To Space CEO To Tunnel Maker To Smoking Joint To Host Meme Review And A SoundCloud Rapper

    A Good Shit Being

  23. That song was the most amazing thing Elon Musk ever did for humanity.

  24. he burned that m*therf*cking elephant, just for kicks. "genius" my NUTS.

  25. Meanwhile, I wasted 4 minutes to get to the part of the video I cliked on for, and I've been extremely disappointed

  26. How dare you to disrespect harambe and Elon he was spitting straight fyre

  27. Elon Musk striking that iron after it’s frozen solid.

  28. Hmm… https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/threelly-ai-for-youtube/dfohlnjmjiipcppekkbhbabjbnikkibo

  29. This video should have tons of dislikes because elon was spitting fire bro

  30. Elon knows how the world would have been if Harambe would have been alive still. REST IN PEACE HARAMBE

  31. This guy talks shit for a living. Who gives a fuck about his opinion. Obviously it wasn't a serious song. But this is the guy behind tesla, PayPal, spacex. The fact he made any song good or bad is marvelous

  32. So what's Ur problem . You're just jalous because he's a genius . And he's right .#harambe . 😥

  33. I loved this show up until this episode in particular for him dissing my man Elon

  34. “Dubstep could Procter against mosquito bites”

    World- …. release the Skrillex….

  35. 1:06 „But you have to speak German!“

    Well, good thing that I’m German and lazy!

    Ich glaub ich wäre perfekt für diese Studie 🥴👍🏻

  36. Coco the gorilla also died recently. But, it was of natural causes.
    Presumably because she could sign, "Don't shoot!".

  37. I AM IN COMPLETE OUTRAGE THIS IS HAD STEPHEN COLBERT CAN DIE IN SHREK'S SWAMP

  38. RIP HARAMBE SIPPPIN ON SOME BOMBAY ON OUR WAY TO HEAVEN AMEN AMEN

  39. I wonder how many different dubstep artists were tested for the mosquito study?

    Edited to add:

    1) I don't care what you young kids say, that is not what rap sounds like.

    2) Edison did not kill Topsy the elephant. Her trainers/owners did. From the How Stuff Works website:

    "Topy's owners decided that it wasn't in their best interests to keep an elephant known for unpredictable behavior. After negotiating terms with the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA), they arranged for a publicly staged killing of Topsy."

    It just gets worse from there, so don't look it up if you have a weak stomach for animal cruelty and/or inhumane treatment of a living thing. 🙁

  40. Goddammit! You made my Alexa reorder toilet paper…. I need a safe word for ppl saying Alexa

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