Michael Rosen Rap – Kids’ Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen


the Michael Rosen rap you may think I’m happy you may think I’m sad you may think I’m crazy you may think I’m a better hang on to your seats and listen right here I’m gonna tell you something that’ll burn your ear a hip hop hip hop hat I’m giving you all the Michael Rosen rap rap rap I was born on the 7th of May I remember very well that awful day I was in my mother curled up tight though I have to say it was as dark as night nothing to do didn’t want to breathe I was so happy didn’t want to leave then I hear some people give a shout one push mrs. Rosen and he’ll be out I’m telling you that was a puzzle to me I shouted out how’d you know Ana he doctor shouted good lord he can talk I popped up a head said now watch me walk I joked and jived around that rumba lamb Bamboula by lambda Diddy boom hip hop a hip-hop hat I’m giving you all the Michael Rosen rap when I was 1 I swam the English Channel when I was 2 I air to soapy flannel when I was 3 I started getting thinner when I was 4 I ate the dog’s dinner when I was 5 I was in a band playing drums when I was 6 I ate a bag of plums when I was 7 I robbed a bank with my sister when I was 8 I became Prime Minister when I was 9 I closed all the schools when I was 10 they made me king of the fools so that’s what I am that’s what I be with an M with an i with a k with an e that’s what I am that’s what I be mr. Mike mr. Michael mr. Rosen mr. me a hip hop a hip hop HAP I’m giving you all the Michael Rosen rap

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  2. Its nearly micheals birthday again! I’m his honour I’ve learnt this whole rap lmao. Know it off by heart because it’s such a banger ❤️.

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  4. Rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap

  5. Guys what’s a soapy flannel? What’s a flannel? Pls help

  6. When I was 7 I was robbed a bank with my sister 😎

  7. A HIP HOP HAP, IM GIVING YOU ALL THE MICHAEL ROSEN RAP RAP RAP RAP…

  8. Nothing quite like the youtube recommended feed to take me back to this gem.

  9. Mr. Rosen is one of my poetic inspirations. Yes, I'm an unofficial poet.

  10. WHEN I WAS ONE I SWAM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL. WHEN I WAS TWO I ATE A SOAPY FLANNEL. WHEN I WAS THREE I WAS GETTING THINNER. WHEN I WAS FOUR “I wonder what’s for dinner.”

  11. It's bizarre how this rap just randomly popped into my head after almost 30 years of not hearing it. I remember this man coming to my primary school around 1990/91 and I recall him singing this rap in assembly.

  12. When I was 3 my big brother Snook me into the kitchen to eat cat food.

  13. A hip a hop a hip hop hap im giving you all the Michael Rosen rap rap rap rap rap!

  14. Hi Michael! This is Ellice. I came to visit you on Saturday, you signed my book! Also, I’m still subscribing to you! Great Rap By The Way!

  15. Eminem: I’m the best rapper!
    Michael has entered the chat.
    Eminem has left the chat.

  16. damn this is really really early i only made 10 years this video is now 11 years god

  17. Lyrics for this true masterpiece:
    Ya may think I'm happy, ya may think I'm sad
    Ya may think I'm crazy, ya may think I'm mad
    But hang onto your seats and listen right here
    I'm gonna tell you something that'll burn your ear
    A hip hop, a hip hop hap
    I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen rap (rap, rap, rap)

    I was born on the 7th of May,
    I remember very well that awful day
    I was in my mother, curled up tight
    though, I have to say it was as dark as night
    Nothin' to do, didn't wanna breathe
    I was so happy, didn't wanna leave
    Then I hear some people give a shout
    "One push, Mrs. Rosen and he'll be out!"
    I'm telling you, that was a puzzle to me…
    I shouted out,
    "how'd ya know I'm a he?!"
    Doctor shouted,
    "Good lord! He can talk"
    I popped out my head and said,
    "Now watch me walk"
    I juked and I jived, around that room
    hkwevfykagehjf, qjhwevfjevjesrhjvbeshjfbrhjw
    A hip hop, a hip hop hap
    I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen rap (rap, rap, rap)

    When I was one, I swam the English Channel
    When I was two I (????? soapy flannel???)
    When I was three, I started getting thinner,
    When I was four, I ate the dog's dinner.
    When I was five, I was in a band playing drums (Michael and the Diamonds)
    When I was six, I ate a bag of plums
    When I was seven, I robbed a bank with mah sister (?!)
    When I was eight, I became prime minister!
    When I was nine, I closed all the schools
    When I was ten, they made me..
    kING OF THE FOOLS!

    So that's what I am, that's what I'll be,
    With an M, with an I, with a K, with an E
    That's what I am, that's what I'll be,
    Mr. Mike, Mr. Michael, Mr. Rosen, Mr. Me
    A hip hop, a hip hop hap
    I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen rap (rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap…)

  18. Bag of Plums is not as impressive of an achievement as some of the others, step up your game six year old Michael Rosen.

  19. “ I was born on the 6th of May I remember that awful day”

    Same micheal..same

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