Music Software & Bad Interface Design: Avid’s Sibelius

Sibelius is truly revolutionary, …in the sense that, no matter how
carefully you try to work with it, …it always seems to be trying to rise up against you. It’s hard to learn, poorly maintained, …and sports a navigation system that seems to take pride in putting things where you’d least expect them. And that’s going to be our design focus for this video: The subtleties of designing a
navigation for a complex program. And, disclaimer: Although this will initially start like a pretty
down-to-earth, reasonable design analysis, …like my last video about Propellerhead’s Reason, …Sibelius has a particularly unique ability
to drive me actually insane. So I’ll keep it together as long as I can, …but don’t be surprised if I go
slightly off the rails at some point. You have been warned. So, in case you’re new to this channel, …I’m a composer and also a software designer, …which is why I find Sibelius particularly frustrating, …since it’s got some genius functionality in there
that I make use of on a daily basis, …but which is obstructed from flourishing
by its bafflingly haphazard design. So what’s wrong with it? *shudders* And how did it get this way? So, Sibelius was created by twin brothers
Ben and Jonathan Finn. That’s them there outside King’s College at
Cambridge, where they grew up. At the age of 17, they began working on a
software engraving tool as a side project, …which, after a few years of refining, …with encouragement from the
composer Peter Maxwell Davies, …they decided to publish under the
company name Sibelius Software. The homage to the famous
Finnish composer Jean Sibelius …was chosen as a sort of oblique play on words. Hmm…I mean, why not? When released, it began to spread through
word of mouth to composers throughout Britain, …many of whom were trying out
this type of software for the first time. It was originally created to work on the Acorn Computer which had become popular in the educational space, …something that would become a
competitive advantage for Sibelius later on. Its rivals at the time included SCORE, …where you had to type rows of pitches and time values into a DOS-like interface in order to see a visual result, …which is massively time-consuming, …and another program, Finale,
which is still being used today, …but which isn’t very good. And so Sibelius, due to being comparatively
easy to use and filled with superior features, …became the dominant notation software. Quite an accomplishment for a pair of
obscure first-time developers. However, over time, the application
became more complicated. And as features began to multiply,
the existing navigation expanded, …and the sheer number of buttons
and menus became overwhelming. As the long-time Sibelius employee
Daniel Spreadbury observed: So to try and solve this problem, …Sibelius looked to another creation app which
had faced a similar build-up of functionality: Microsoft Word. Here’s a clip of the designer Jensen Harris
who worked on Word for years, …describing the problems
they faced while designing it. “And one word we found started
being talked about with Office” “…every time the press wrote a story about Office.” “And that word was ‘bloat’.” He then goes on to describe how they began
trying to reduce complexity on the screen. “And so, the first of the features that we did
to reduce the perception of bloat…” …was something called ‘IntelliMenus’.” “Instead of actually reducing
the complexity of the product…” “…well, we could hide some of it from you.” “So what we do is, we’ll take
a random set of menu items, ” “…and we would hide them.” Which turned out to be a bit of
a self-fulfilling prophecy, …since people don’t tend to click on options
they can’t see right in front of them. So, we’ll come back to this in a minute. Let’s get back to Sibelius Software, …who, to complicate matters during
the development of Sibelius 6, …sold it to the American multimedia company, AVID. AVID are a very mixed bag. On the one hand, you have their
flagship app, Media Composer, …which is an unpleasant power-hungry
beast of an editing application …that only runs on high-end machines, …that is, if you can figure out how its controls work. And on the other hand, you have Pro Tools, …a solid, easy-to-use audio workstation
that AVID bought in 1993. And so, under this new ownership, …Sibelius 6 gave way to Sibelius 7, where… *sigh* Okay, before I go any further discussing
the design of Sibelius 7, …it’s tempting to lay the blame for the
bad parts solidly at AVID’s door. But we think need to be careful not to
buy into that narrative too much, …since the Sibelius design team were
largely in place when 7 came out, …and some of its oldest designers
were pretty vocal in defending it. So what did they do? Well, let’s again return to Jensen Harris to hear how
they tackled this problem with Microsoft Word, …which was to create a new
design pattern called ‘The Ribbon’, …which I’m sure you’re all familiar with. The idea of the ribbon is not just
to make stuff easier to find, …but also to give a good indication of what the feature in question will actually do before you click on it. “We also have something throughout
the UI which is called ‘Live Preview’, ” “…which says at any time you hover over a formatting choice, we’ll show you exactly what it looks like.” “So what I’m going to do is use the
position gallery, which, again, ” “…just shows you the most common places that
people want to put pictures in their documents.” “I’ll split the text into columns,
I’ll just choose columns two…” And to go a little bit beyond this presentation, …let’s have a look at the improvements
that led us to where the ribbon is today. This is Word Online, where the visuals
have been further de-cluttered, …and where options still give a clear visual indication of what’s going to happen when you click on them. Not to mention, they now have a search function, …which can be a nice way of asking the program
to initiate a command like spell-checking, …without needing to find the button in question. Notice also that the labels are pretty clear. Insert: That’s where you insert things. Layout: That’s where you see options
for margins and spacing and stuff. This is what the ribbon is meant to be:
clear and easy to use. Now, when Sibelius licensed the
ribbon pattern from Microsoft, …they got a lot of criticism from it, …with the general attitude being that
it was the wrong system to use. My own feeling is that the ribbon
was a perfectly fine choice, …but that Sibelius made really terrible use of it. And by not designing the ribbon well, …it’s had a knock-on effect on
other parts of the app too. The best way to illustrate all of this
is to see it in context. So, let’s imagine ourselves to be a first-time user
trying to achieve something really basic. I’m using version 8 by the way, but the
navigation is nearly identical to 7. Okay, are you ready for the pain? So after you’ve loaded up the app,
you’re presented with a bunch of presets, …and right off the bat there’s a
slightly absurd visual contradiction: A category titled ‘No category’. This contains the only option
anyone actually cares about: Blank page. Or, if not, you can scroll through the
other 66 presets to find what you want. By the way, I know that solo piano is the very last option. Really? Solo piano gets bottom billing? Below ‘Mariachi band’ and ‘Lute tablature’? Well, okay. And then, in the spot where most apps
have a ‘Create’ or ‘Confirm’ button, They’ve opted comically for ‘Quit Sibelius’. I just love this. It’s as if they’re saying, “You’ve already seen the ‘No category’ thing.
Trust us, it only goes downhill from here.” So anyway, you click on ‘Blank’ page, ignore the presets, (Oh, I mean, that’s what everyone does, right?) (I mean, if there’s anyone out there who actually
bothers with the screen, could you let me know?) …and, so then you go down… Oh oops! Almost got me! Okay, let’s just do a little design pass on this. Uh…yep, whoop! There you go. These exist already, let’s get rid of those. Uh…yeah, that’ll do fine. Okay, now we’re brought to the Home tab. So, with the ribbon design, Home is meant to be where
you find the core actions people use all the time, …you know, to avoid having to click around too much. In Word, that’ll be things like font, size, styling, etc. In Sibelius, I think there are only about four
functionalities here I’d consider primary, …along with the smattering of random stuff
that will be better suited elsewhere. You’ll see what I mean in a second. So, if we want to make music,
we need some instruments, right? Well, thankfully that, at least, is here
in the Home tab where it should be, …although I always have to double-check
to make sure it’s the right button, …because the trumpet keeps throwing me, …and the incomplete title ‘Add or Remove’
requires a pause to understand. Add or remove what? Oh, I guess it says ‘Instruments’ down there to the right, but that’s not really how eyes work. Okay, considering that this might be
the most important button in the app, …let’s call it ‘Add or Remove Instruments’. I think it deserves the space, …you know, you’ve got a button over here
called ‘Revoice Chord Diagram’. And, because it looks a little bit like
an ‘Add or Remove Trumpet’ button, …let’s make it generic by changing the icon to a plus,
like everyone else does. Okay, so let’s choose to add an instrument. And now, we’re faced with this eyesore. This is the real heart of Sibelius:
endless horrible dialog boxes. And even though this is one of the better ones, …the sloppy attention to detail is everywhere. So the idea is: you choose instruments from here (left)
and put them here (right) to add them to your score. And because the list is so big, …they gave us a search bar to
make it easier to find stuff. That’s useful. So let’s find a cello. Uh…really? You can’t locate cello? Oh, I guess I need to remember the
full name ‘violoncello’ that no one uses. Okay. Well, let’s add a guitar. Ugh, that’s helpful. We have all this space available to us,
but the drop-down is teeny, …so we can’t see what the options are. You’re on version 8 and you haven’t fixed this yet!? But even if it had been big enough you still
wouldn’t been able to find a useful result, …because putting in ‘guitar’ isn’t enough
to get the two most common types. You need to actually type ‘acoustic’ or ‘electric’ first,
because this is search from the early ’90s. Can I have that ‘Quit Sibelius’ button back please? Oh, thank you. So let’s add a piano to the score. Now, understanding what each of the element
does is a little bit of a trial-and-error affair. For example, the ‘Add’ button relates to this (left), …but the ‘Delete’ button relates to this (right). And look at the tick box all the way down here: ‘Small staff’. Okay, you select it and get zero feedback. And after clicking around a bit,
you realise that it’s contexual: Either on or off for the instrument you’ve selected. Okay, a little design fix for free: Um, when you click on the instrument,
just put the tick box here. So, let’s add a stave to the piano. Oh look, I can’t delete it now. It’s busted. Anyway, now we have our instruments. So a typical next step might be to set a tempo marking. Tempo is pretty important so
it should be in Home right? Nope. No, you need to navigate to a tab called ‘Text’. That’s intuitive. Then you need to look in drop-down titled ‘Styles’. Uh… And when you do that, you see there’s
a whole range of things in here: Different types of markings, techniques, expressions. Oh, I get it! All these things are written as text. That’s why they’re being categorized that way, …even though some of them don’t contain text. Oh, and I love how there’s a category called ‘Common’. Yet, before you open it, they only
show the first two options. Uh…hey guys, I’m fairly certain tempo is more
common than the direction to pluck your strings. But, as if that wasn’t painful enough, …what’s coming up next is just pure madness, …and any first-time user would be forgiven
for completely losing the plot here. So you click on tempo, and your arrow turns
a nearly indistinguishable shade of blue, …which, when you finally notice it,
indicates that something’s going to happen. Okay, so let’s click with our special blue arrow. Uh…right. Okay, it wants us to enter text. Oh, I get it. Now we type ‘Tempo=120’ or something. Oh, um…it’s not working, and
our note duration is missing. So here’s what you should have done: You need to click the drop-down, pick the tempo, …click with the special blue arrow,
see the insertion point, …and then right-click to trigger a massive
drop-down containing a bazillion options, …and there we go. The word ‘Tempo’. Right. So we click on that and finally… Oh man, the note values still isn’t there. No. You need to now right-click again, …open up the ludicrously large drop-down again, …select the note value, and then finally type your tempo. Oh, and by the way, it’s really easy to
accidentally deselect this whole thing, …so you may have to do this multiple times. Worthy of Finlandia! Okay, let’s do a quick fix. How about: You go to Home, where
a vital function like tempo should be, …and when you select it, you
get a ghost beside your cursor, …which you can place and edit immediately. You’re welcome, Sibelius. I’ve just massively improved your app. But this type of fix doesn’t repair
the larger structural issues, …which is the extreme messiness and inconsistency. For example, there’s a category called ‘Note Input’, …which, apart from one or two
specific input-type functions, …contains options that could just as easily
belong in the next category called ‘Notations’. This takes a long time to learn, especially since
each one is maxed out with unnecessary detail. So for those who say the ribbon was a bad choice, I’m not really in agreement, because
this isn’t how a ribbon is meant to work. It’s just a higgledly-piggledly launchpad
for ever more horrendous pop-ups. I mean, look at this one. What on earth does this do? Oh, my head is beginning to hurt. I mean, look at this category called ‘Layout’. It’s definitely the most appropriately named, …but which is undermined by the
next one called ‘Appearance’. Layout and Appearance. Hmm…you want to edit the staff spacing? Because it says ‘Staff Spacing’ there. Then you have to have to click on this eensy little button to get a monster terminal called ‘Engraving Rules’. Y-Yeah…w-what!? And then there’s hundreds of disparate settings, …with no visual cues to help you know
what effect anything is going to have. It’s just a parameter dump, …perpetrated by some dev who probably assumed that
a designer will clean it up at some point in the future. Using it is an absolute nightmare! Trust me. Even Finale, with all it’s problems
(and it’s got many), does a better job at this, …at least giving you some indication
of what’s going to happen. But even if they included this information, …you’ll still find that the thing you want
is in some other dialog box. I mean, let’s just move over to the Appearance tab
and click the eensy Design and Position button and… Oh no! Another endless list of crazy options! What about Instrument names? Oh no! We’re back to that
Engraving rules dialog box again, …the same dialog triggered from two different menus …that have titles which are basically
synonymous with each other. Have you ever heard of Maurice Pratt? Look up ‘Maurine Pratt’ and watch his ’80s
Star Wars commercial for Quinnsworth. It’s pretty good. Here’s another one: Imagine you’ve just plugged in an external sound unit into your computer, as many, many people do. And like every other audio app in the world, …you’d probably want easy access to
allow you to switch to that device, right? Well, okay. I’m going to roll up this ribbon, …and you tell me where you’d look to find that option. Press ‘Pause’ and take all the time you need. Okay? You ready? Was your answer in the Play category? No? I’m not surprised, but that’s where it is. Don’t worry, though. The test isn’t over. Where do you think we go now? Hmm? Did you say ‘Configuration’? Congratulations, that’s the right answer! But no, you’re wrong. It’s in this little eensy button down here, …but we’re not quite there, because: First, they show you a bunch of audio sampler settings, …and then you need to figure out to look
in the last place anyone ever would: Right at the bottom left where we could
finally see ‘Audio Engine Options’. There we go! “Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin'” Why can’t they do a pass at how things are
structured, starting with the tab names? I mean, if you look at another program called
‘Dorico’, you can see how easy it can be. They have one category called ‘Write’, …that contains all the things you need to
actually write the notes in your score, …and another one called ‘Engrave’, …which allows you to edit the appearance
of everything you’ve written. And look at how Engraving rules work! They appear under the actual score, …so you can see the result of the changes you’ve made. Why do dialog boxes when you can do this? Oh man, I guess I just mentioned Dorico, didn’t I? Well, I guess I’m gonna have to
talk about ‘The Event’ then. Okay, real quick: After AVID bought Sibelius, they went
through a corporate restructuring, …selling off assets and laying off
some of their employees. And as part of this, they decided, quite bafflingly, …to stop supporting Sibelius, …while firing the entire London team. Here’s a picture of the Sibelius office in Finsbury Park, …taken by an employee before
they closed the doors for good. So, because Sibelius is a widely used application, …there was a very large and
widely covered public outcry. Ben and Jonathan Finn stepped in to try
and buy it back again, but were rebuffed. And in 2014, as AVID’s share performance
was tumbling, they altered course, …announcing that they were actually
going to support Sibelius after all. Only, now they had to build a new team from scratch, ..because Steinberg, who made the excellent Cubase, …had already rehired most of the original Sibelius team, …putting them to work on a
direct competitor called ‘Dorico’. So, when I make comparisons
between Sibelius and Dorico, …to a certain extent I’m comparing what
Sibelius is to what Sibelius could have been. But it’s not like the current Sibelius team
can’t make changes. AVID may not be responsible for Sibelius 7, …but you can bet that they’re responsible
for not improving it at all ever since. I mean, they’ve made it compatible with tablet. Great, now it can annoy me on tablet. And they’ve added a timeline so we
can see the same information twice, Amazing. An extra window I need to close
before beginning a new project. Fix the bugs! Stop it crashing all the time! FIX THE BUGS! Make it easier to find things! By the way, if you look down to where
the Quit Sibelius button is on this page, …you’ll see a Like button beside it. Press that. Oh, and press that too. Oh yeah, GOD! I forgot to mention the search system. It’s called ‘Find in ribbon’. Remember earlier I said that in Word Online
if you search for something like Word Count, …it’s useful because you can just do it right there? Well, guess what Sibelius does. You enter what you’re looking for, like…
I want to create a page break. And rather than act as a shortcut, …it instead drags you over to the place on the ribbon where that button can be found, and highlights it for you. Thanks a lot! It’s like the app is annoyed at you
for not understanding it, …like a passive-aggressive child. “It’s over here, idiot.” The black beams can stretch. They can stretch really high. So Sibelius has lots of plug-ins, …which are essentially bug fixes by people sick of waiting for AVID to make proper improvements. But for some reason, each category
has its own Plug-in button, …so you have to keep opening each individual
plug-in folder to find whatever it is you want. This is a solved problem! Can we just have one place for plug-ins, please? Why would you do this? You ever mix up Elizabeth Olsen
with the uh…the Olsen twins? For a while, I thought she was like the breakaway twin, …even though I knew their names were
Mary-Kate and Ashley, and her name is Elizabeth. Hold on, what does Wikipedia say? Oh right, she’s uh, she’s their younger sister.
Oh that makes sense. They have this horrible drop-down
with a million icons in it, …and some of them are really, really important, …like, for example, I’m looking
for these guitar string icons, …and I can never find them in all of this! What should I review next? Comment and tell me? Be careful when turning the pancakes. You drop them and they have to go in the bin. Do you hear me, Lieutenant Uhara? Pay attention, I want clean pancakes this time! Oh, that’s handy! Why, when you select these buttons,
do they look like half-filled barrels of urine? Choose nicer colours! The purple-urine combo isn’t doing it for me. Let’s take a hairpin and stretch it to the next page. Oh look… Hairpin’s busted. Hey, do you know the way in classical music
you need to give part scores to each musician? Where would any sane person put
the options to see the part scores? Surely not hidden away here up behind this plus icon. The plus icon, universally understood
to mean ‘add something’. Oh man, they are here. Why would you use this to mean ‘part score’? ANSWER ME! Sometimes, things become melty. The cheese melts in the microwave, …the music melts in S͟ìbel̵i̷u͟s. You use the tempo slider to quickly change the tempo, …and then Sibelius keeps resetting it. Oh no. Tempo’s busted. The cheese melts amber yellow, …but Sibelius melts red. The music is bleeding. I bring up the dropdown but it’s filled with gore. Why is everything so misaligned and crooked? Look at this. Line it up! Why won’t you just line it up!? It’s almost like the position of things
was decided by the roll of a dice! This app should be called ‘Morton Feldman’! You know the way you try to convey vital information
by making the arrow a subtle shade of blue? Do you know how hard that is to see? Do you know how many accessibility
guidelines you’re breaking there!? If Beethoven was alive today, …Sibelius would be preventing
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͓͍̝͉̻͕̯̹̇ͨ͊̀͞ͅE̷͉̘̓ͥ̆ͣ͋͂̓͟͞ ̔҉͕̣̳͇̞͚̺̣͝ ̧̛̠͎̮̈́ͪ̄͒̀͜ ̴̝̤̪̳̗ͫ̔L̉͑͒̀҉̩̲̦̹̦̦ ̩̼͈̯̗͋̃̿͢ ̶̵̷̦̘̗͓̮̅̆ͥͬ ̛̗̫͙̲͂ͫ̉ͧ͘Ĩ͑͊̄̑̾͒̔͢҉̶̝͇̣̲̠͍͎͚̘ ̽̏̍͑ͤ҉̫̤͔̼̩̺̩̠ ̑ͪ͂͗҉̙̱͇̱̺͎̣̫ ̸̣͇͇ͥ̊̇̽ͧ͛̓ͦ͘̕Ų̢̻͌̍ͮͥ̋̏ ̷͖͈͓̜͗̆̓̈́̊ ͑̈ͭ̎ͬ͊͏̹̗̟̼ ̷̝̳̞͚̋̏̈̾̎S̆͊҉̛̬̰̮̝̣ͅ ̥͔̫ͪ̊̽̐ ̘͇͎̮͚̪̩̮ͨ͆̌ͮ̒ͤͬ ̜̬̬̠ͧ̉̈ͮ̏̓̚ͅC̻̫̖̲ͥ̂̈ͩͧ̂ͦ͗̓͘ͅ ̷̺͖ͮ̌̾̊ͩ͆̚ ̨̮̼̘͉̙̣͓̽̔̉͑̏͢͠ ̫̼̭͔ͥͬR̘̤̄͒͑͑̾͜ ̛͎ͥ͆ͮ̂́ ̼̩̪̇ ̡̗͈͖͍̠̳̹̾̔ͮ̏ͫ͜ͅA͉̘̝̲̺͎̞̤ͩ ̂̉̽͒ͦ̄͋́́҉̤̦͔̦ ̓̀͏̖̘̗̗̭̻ ̮̩̦ͤ̈̈́̂͐͝S̸̝̠̦̘̖̣̯̦̟͑̌̃͒ͫ͘͠ ̵̧̹̼̝͉͕͙͓̍͗̊ ̶͈̞͕͎̝̲̫ͩ̿ͧͭ ̸̩̠̌ͣH̬͕̝͑͆͒̎͛́ ͎͌̓̃̆̕͡ ̲͔̳̥̩̭ͣͫͅ ͤ҉̠̱̲̣͈̖̠̯Ẽ̛̼̻̹̹̇͛̈̀̈̌ ̡͚̱̤̱̬̳͔ͭ̌ ̨̻̃̉̉̅̀̿̇ͮ́ ̿ͭ̾̕҉̟̰̟̹̞͇͟ͅD̢͚̦̫̰̪̟ͫ̈̽ͨ̽ ̺̤͛̉ͭ̆̍̿ͭ̄̚̕Ș̸̶͈̦̠̻͙̩̦̳̅̅̎ͮ͒̽ͨͥ ̱͎̬̃̿ͫ̓ͦ̔̓̎ͯ͢ ̯̲̘̻̞̟̤̦̮ͥ̏͂ͥ́̍̏͟i̳̲̼̱͉̓ͣͦͥ ̴̡̮̬̳͓̯͋̌̊ͯ̃̌ ̳̻͙̟͙͔͙͓͗͌ͨ̀ͤ͆ͪͩb̙̫͛̌̂̑͐̅ͨ ̷̢̜̯͆ͭ̐ͩͭ̔ ̱ͯ̃̿ͪ͆ͬ́̎̈e̷̥̩̘ͫ̈̅ͯ̽̽͑͘ ̷͉̘̥̙͍̙̰͊ͣͯ̈́ͨͦͅ ̧̨̫̰ͦ̽̋͛̂̚ļ̲̼̪̆̈̅̾ ̡̭̓̿͆͡ͅ ̥͌̈́́͜i̛̖͉̫̦̗͑͊ͧͬ̾ͬ̀͟ ̣͇̗̥̻ͭ̋̉̔͐ͭ̽ ̶̨̧̫̖͔̺͌u̶̸̻̟͗̂ͨ͐͝ ̨̗̰ͯ͢ ̙̘̥̲͌ͥ̏ͨ̂̚͟s̛̛͉͓̪͈̤͈͎̈͂̄̔ ̲̯̮̗̤̘͔̘͂ͫ͛ ̱͈̓ͩͣ͂̇ͭ͑̌͐c̵͛̑ͨͪ̃ͤ͏̻̠̺͈̭̖ ̷͒̎̽ͯ̽͗͋͏̬̗̝͍̣͇̟̟͇ ̡̳̗̩̼̝̯ͧͥ̇͋͑̓ͦ̃̈͝r̡̼͖̮͎͍̯ͥͫͬ͌̋̄ͯ͞ ̵̧̜̪͛͊̆̍ͫ̑̑͘ ̯̠͓̲̺̥̮̞ͩ̌͑̀a̫̠̩̰̳ͨ̓̿ͣ̇ͪ̈ͩ̀͝ ̢̻̰̹̮̫͙̅̎̈́̂ͅ ̜̗͉̺̞̩ͣͦ͝s̶̵̥̟̖̺͔̜̬̰͍͆̓̐̆ͪͥͮ̋ ͉͉ͯ̄ͤ̈́̕͟ ̴̟͓͍̈̓̎ͬ̽̂̎ͣ͘h̡̳̤͍͚̻̠̝̦̔͌ͧ͡ ̴̖̗̟̠̬̄ͦ́ ̡̺̜̥̬̏̑͐̆̒ͪ͐̾͂̕͢e̔́̒ͫ͒͐ͩ̉̓́͘͏͕̞͚̻̳ ̵̓̆҉̟̤̰͕͎ ̘͖̼ͩ͘ḋ̙̪͍̦̭̩ͬ͐͗̈ͭͦ͋ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍʏ ʟᴏɴɢ ɴᴜʀꜱᴇʀʏ ɴɪɢʜᴛꜱ ʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏᴏᴅ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ʙᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴡᴇᴀʀʏɪɴɢ, ʟᴏᴏᴍᴇᴅ ɢɪɢᴀɴᴛɪᴄ, ꜰᴏʀᴍʟᴇꜱꜱ, Qᴜᴇᴇʀ, ᴘᴜʀʀɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ʜɪᴅᴇᴏᴜꜱ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ, ᴀꜱ ʜᴇ ʟᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ, ɪɴ ᴀ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ᴄʀᴜᴇʟ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰʟᴀᴛ, ꜱᴀʏɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀ, ͘”̡ꜱ͘ɪʙ̢ᴇ҉ʟ͞ɪ͟ᴜ͡ꜱ̶ ̸ᴄʀ̕ᴀ̢ꜱ҉ʜ̶ᴇ͞ᴅ!͏” ͘͜ꜱ̧҉͜ ͢͟ɪ́ ̕͝ʙ̶ ͟ᴇ҉ ̷͡ʟ̴ ̸ɪ́͝ ̛͠ᴜ͜ ͠ꜱ͢ ̶̧ᴄ̶ ʀ̕ ̕ᴀ ꜱ͟ ҉͏̶ʜ ̧͝ᴇ̨̀ ᴅ ̷͜S ̀҉ ͏̶̧i̴͞ ̶ ̴b ͢ ̀́e͝ ̛ l̷ ̴̢ i͡ ̡ ́ư̸̢ ̸͝͏ ̷̴̧s͘ ̶͢͟ć ͡͡҉ ͜r ̵ a̧͠ ͝͏ ͏s̶͝͠ ͜ ̢̨h̀ ̶̕͡e҉ ̶̡ ̵̀ḑ̀ ̡̧́̕S̵҉̴́͘ ̛͢ ̶̴Į͘ ̵͘͞͝ ̴̧̡̕͡B͘͢ ̷̧̀͘͞ ͟͜E̢͜͝͞ ̸̴̀̀ ͟͜L̷̢̧͠͏ ̶͟͜ ͘͏̨I̷̢̛͜͟ ̵͢͜͞ ̕҉̡҉͠U̶͏̷̕ ́͘ ̷̨S̷̶̛͜͡ ̧̧͜ ̷͠͝͏C̡̨̧͠ ̵҉͞ ͘͠͝R̵̀͠҉ ҉̀͘͞͝ ̸̨͘͢͝Á͢ ̵̧̛̀͜ ̸̵̷̸Ś͢͜͜͝ ̷̸̷̨͢ ̸̴͟͠H́͘͝ ̷̸̡͜ ͏̛̕͠͠E̶̡ ̧͜͡͠͝ ͡͞҉D́҉͠ ̨̡̗ͭͥ̌̄Ṡ̛͉͙̮̕͜ ͙̪͚̮̪̐̊ ͉̹ͨ̓̌̓̽́̉͂͘ ̍̍̆ͪͯͥ̓̃҉҉̹͓͇̰̪̫Ĭ̹̦͈̖̯̲͚̥̈́ͩ͞͞ ̧̣͇͎͇̥̣̣̰ͮ͊ͭ̓̊̾̕ ̬̲̺̩̋͢ ̹̋ͪ͛̌ͧ̑͘B̡͈̣͈̘̦̣̯͈͑̓̐̊̋̉̂̿ͅ ̢̩̫̒͋ͦͩ͋͆̀͠ ̶̧̜͒ͦ ̶̢͎̟́͗̾ͩ͋̑̚̚͢Ȩ̺̱̞ͥ͋̈́͗̋̚ ̷̑̌ͥ̓̊̈҉͉̦͉̘̮ͅ ̸̴̠͕̭͔̲̓́ͦͭ́ ̵̮̩̱ͩ͊̎ͨL͚̫͖̮͙̬̞̀ ͍͖̀͗͑̇ ͇̹̘͉̼̼͕̆̏ͯ̋͑̏̃͘ ͉̯̥̞̜͌̈́͆̄͘͟Î̴̗̭̆ͧ̅̏ ̘͇͔̾ͦͫͅ ̵̡͇͕̫̱̓ͬ̂ͮͥ͂̊ ̹͇̘͙̪̩͐͗̎͆̐͘̕͜U̱͂̾̊͋͠ ̡̙̤̖̘̱̺̭̫̲ͬ̈́̎̔͐͛́ ̣̞̫́̽ͫͧ͂̏ ̻ͨ̿̃͜S̆͐̿͐̈͋͊̿҉̝̦͇ ̨̩̮͉̝̺̻͑ͣ͌ͪ͟ ̷͎̦̰̬̠̰͊ͨ́ͨͬͯ̐́ ̻͖̹͔͇͒ͮ͆̓ͦ͑͝C̪͚͖̱͙̗͈̗̓ͩ͆͆̎̚̚̚ ͔͖̥̮͈̮͓̓̏̑͠ ̸͓̝͔͈͍̏͘ ̮̞̪̫̦͕́͒͟R̰̪̬͕̙̖̝͑͐ͦ̓ͤ͘͢ ̼̱̰̤͍͖ͧͮͦ̌̊̔̃͜͟͞ ̶̡̱͇̹̻̞̠͉̠̍̆ͤͦ̍̏͡ ̸̨̩̼͕̟̙͖̩̙̹̇̓́̃̈̇ͬ̃̈͟Aͣ̾̓ͨ͛̇ͪ̏҉̵̪̙̲͍̙̦ ̵̹͚͐͆̈́̓͒̒̇ ̳̙̖̣̤̲̺̒̔ͦ̈̔̅͂ͭ͗́̕ ̨͙̊̆͛S͍̗͉̞̊̐͂̒ ̷̧̟̺̬̮̹͕͆͑̚ ̨͎̙̖͙̟̬͎ͧͩͅ ̭̝̠̝̺́̆̅͗̒ͮͥͪ͜͢H̛̹̫̗̠̠̲̜̼ͦͣ́ͤ͑ͪͥ͡ͅ ̈͑҉̡̹͍̜̻͈̼͓̦ ̨̪͙̠̰͙̮̺̻̿̓̀̓̅ͧͦ̇͡ͅ ͚̩͚͍̅̚̕͘Ȩ̪̳̀̈́̒̒ͮ͡ ̺̖̞̞̥͈͚̏̓̇ͦ̇ ̸̘̫͖̽͒̋̌̓̃ͤ͗ ̢̱͖̌̇̽Dͣ̒̎ͤ͑͏̶̷̪͙̱͉͍̹̟ ̛̬̟͍̪̜̤̘̝̟̯͒ͫͥ͆̄̆̒͋̊ͥ̔̓̌͞͞S̢͇̙͈̫̐͆̒̈̂ͫͨ̔̿̎̕ ̵̇ͨ͑ͩ̏̿̒̈͆̈͏̵͏͍̲̙̤̮͉̀ ̡̤̝̘̬̯̬̏̇͊̔̃͐̎̿̂ͯ̋͆̓̊̊̏ͫ̓͘ ̧̧̫̮͈͍̱̭̼̱͉͙̼̘͎̩̪̘͙̇͒ͫ̓̍͆͘ͅͅ ̿͋ͮ̈̒ͦ̑ͬ̚̕͞͏̵̬͕͖̰̟͇͚̤̪͈̲̩̞̼̻̲̱I̧̢̩̫͓̲̪̟̮͎̠͍̪̥̖̳͚̟̦̙̗͌̎̎͆ͬ̌͆̆̓ͫ͛ͧͥ̇̚̕͘ ̷͈̝̼̥͖̖͚̯̺͕̙͚̰̦͔̳̖̂ͪ̒̿ͅ ̬̦̦̳̣̻̭̱͔̜̜̮̠͙̯͔̄̓̾͛̃͞ͅ ̡̩̩̺̼̙͓̲̻̠̇͐ͥ̈͐͛ͪͬ̏̔ͥ̅́͡B̨̖̩͙͉̬̏̓ͤ̂͌͋́̃̌ͫ̈́̔̑̍̆ͥ́ ̐ͥ̎̀̍̑̇ͮ̃͌͗ͯͯͦ̎̓̒͏҉̧҉͏̪͉̞̖̰̼̪͔̪̖͎̮̥̩͇̻̩ ̶̜̜̦̤̳͉̭̻͈̼̟̤̪̜̞̠̩̙͑̉̈́ͩ̕ ͣ̊̓͒̈́͗̈̂́͌͛͑͋ͫͧ̀͏̶͙̤̭̘̦́ ̉͊ͩͯ̈̂̀͒̀͑ͯ͏̛͈̰͍͙̪̟͓͕̥͟͠͡E̵̴̩̫̘̮̣̞̼̼̲̳͕ͩ̾ͥ̍̄̈̈͗̓̉́̎̀ ̡͕̪̰̮͓̠̟̻̣̦̤̯̩̜̣̘̭̉̅͒͒̐̓̐ͭ͆̎͑̀͗͊ͤ̄̕ ̢̬̟̤̫̬̦̻͖̹͓͖̗̗̒ͨ͋͋͞͡͡ͅ ̴̜̫̣͓̲̻̺͔͖̞̰̼͍͉̱̣͕͖͋̋̑͗͛ͤ́ͬͨ͊̐̒̏̑͑̍̃̈͢ ̢̡ͨ̐̊̿͋͐̆̕͏̳̜̱̜̙̜͇̭̤͖͈͈͍̼͕̖̜͓̤L̴̷͖͚̻̗̮͎̞̙̪̼̉̽̍̉ͤ̏̆̒͊ͫ̓̓͛̾̑͛́ͅ ̷̷̻͓̪̲̲̣̲̮̙͚͈̝͉̭̥̻͍͂ͦ͋͋͑͋͒̽̒̑ͦ̌͟ ̴̡̲̻̮̭̙͚̤̜̮̗͍̤͚̠̹͚ͫͦ̽̾̋ͭ̿̍ͫ͝͝ͅ ͭͥ͊̇̿͐ͩ̋ͭ̓̊ͪ͏̶̛͔͕̭̥̲͖͕͚̦̥̜̞̭̗́Ȋ̑̄̉͑ͯͨ҉̴̡̝͕͉̮̻͍̦̙̼͙͎̼͎̞̟̘̰͎̜͘ ̴̘̭̫̦̥̼͙͍͉̋̃̃͗̋̐͢ ̇̇͛̍ͮͣ͛͏͏͇͈̪͙̪̜͔̩̮͙̬̹͙̕ ̼̹͙̠̺͎̦̣̗͎̗̮̱͇̳̠̬͚ͯ̈́̄͒̍̓̄ͥ̕͠ ͬͬ́̇̐ͧ҉̧̛̜̮̯̞̦̖͉̮͘͘U̷̸ͤ̋̓̍̓̏̄ͭͫ̔ͫ̈́̔̇͆͡҉͉͍͖̠̮̹͇ ̫̤̤̞̬̫̟̭̤̩̌ͮ̾̈́̽ͮ̃̈̏̋̉̽ͦ̋́̆ͣ̚͢ ̷̞͎̼̘̜̙͍̩͖̺͚̫͕̠̬͍̱͚ͮ͒̾̈͌̐͊̏̎͒͋̾̈́͘̕ͅ ͂̽͐̆́҉̛̬̲͓͇͕̱͔̫̺̜͎̺͚̪̺̘͍͡͞ ̸͗͗̆̌̇̓̆ͬͥ̾̾͡͠҉̳̘͚͖̯̘̺̮͖͖̼̰̺ͅS̡̮͕̝̹̞͍̥̹ͫ̂̔́͊̉̒̑ͣ̾͒͋ͦ̆͆̍ͬ̈́͟ ͫͪͬͯ͒͊͐̎ͧͣ̑̒ͧ͐͌̒̚̚҉̨̨͇͎̦͉͚̪̰͞ ̖̭̜̗̒̽ͬͥ̉̉͂̏͊ͨͣ͂ͯ̈́͆͆͛̐̾͟͠͝ ̆̃́͋̑͐̂͗ͥ͋̾ͦ̎҉̟̫̣͉̱͈͉̩̯͓̯̥̣͔͟ ̶̢͓̭̗̙̼̞͗ͦ̃ͦ̏̑ͯ̌̑́̕ͅC̷̸̹͎̮̤̣̘̥̺̗͋̋ͯ͐̏̊͗̓̿̕͘ ̴̶̶̗̥̟̝̤̩͈̲̭̬̟̍͌ͯ̒̈́̀͝ͅ ̅͌̊̑̆͆̉̌̀̍ͬͦ̿̓ͨ͘͠͏͏̦̼͚͍͍̦͓͚͉̭̱͉͎̱͈͍̦̣̩̕ ̵̶̹̼͖͎̺͔͔̲̩̜͚̯̠͔͍̭͙̎͛̽͑͗ͬ̌ͫ͡ ̛͎͈̹͔̞̦̣̞̼͔͕̮͎͓̩̺͉̼̌͛̾ͤͣ̀̉ͬ̿̾͡ͅṚ̷̴̛͕̗̯̩̤͚̘̠͕̯̰͙̤̦̩ͦͧ͒ͥ̌ͤ̊̇̎͞ͅ ̵̖̭͚̠̲̠̤̆̀ͨͪ̾ͪ͛̋ ̴̨̠͖͍͎̬͖̟͓͍̱̜̯̞̣̳ͮ͂ͩ̐ͬͬ͒̈́͌͑̄ͥ̐ͨ͞ͅ ̴͓͕̝͙̗̹͌͛̏́̿͊̏͜͠A̡̨̳̰͖͔̻̬̼̪̪͇̻̭̼̹̥̱̾ͯ̊̌͆̍̏͆́͒ͫ͟͜͠ ͐̾ͥ̑ͣ͋ͥ̄̊̊ͨ҉́͏͓͙͇͚̝̙͍̝̦̳ ̶̀̒ͨͤ͘͏̴̷̬̖̪̳͉̹͍͎͈̣̩͉̜̼̳͉ ͛̀͛̊̽ͦ̀̑̓́̅̈̋̏̇ͩ́͠҉̨̻̟͉̭̪̮͕͍̹̗͙͙͔̹̭̼͜ ̴͔̬͖̫͕̞͙̠̲͔̦̤̥̳͇ͥ̽̔̒͒̾͂̇͌̓̅́́͢S̴̤̠͕̠̭̦͈̗̪̙͔̗͖̱͋̽̓͋̅̆͌ͣ̅̓͂͂̀̉̈ͪ̋̆̕ ̶̸͖̬̻̮̘̮̦̝̥ͥ̆͛͑ͪ̎̿͌͑ͮͧͮ̑̀͜͢ ̶̵͉̞̥̰̤̮̾̄͊̇̀͂̄̃̃͆ͨ̉̏̾̆ͤ̄͒͡ ̵̨̙͚̱͕̼͎͚ͤͪ͌̈̍̓͋̅́͗͛̕͜͡ͅ ̮͕̝̹̘͇̪̜̣̩̺͚͎͙͖͔ͦ̒ͩ̀͒̍̅ͭ̂ͭ͛̍̈̑̓̓͗̍́̕Ḩ̫̘̺̪̩̼̣̺ͪ͆͂ͬ̿̐ͪ̇̏̃͐̿̄͘͢͟ͅ ̥̦̬̇̀̂͂ͥ̾̇͌̅ͣ̓̀͜͟ ̸̢̱̦̲͎̠̰̩̥̰̯̬̭́̅͗ͯͩ͋̊ͮ̽̆͌͆̑̎͑͐͗͌̀͠ ͋͒̅ͥ̎ͨ̆́ͪ̚͏̷̛͓͖̣̣̠̫̟̞̙̺̘̰̭͠Ȇ̵̗̻͖͒́͊̈̄̾̍̔ͩ̒ͧ̇ͪ͗͝͠ ̛̲̟̬͍͉͓̒̄͐̂̽̇ͫ̇͗͌̐́͜͟ ̸̨̞̻̗̺͈̘̫̗̲̟̩̩̘ͥ̐́̈̈͌͆ͯ̀̆̅̿ͅ ̢̳̰͇̼̯͕͓̤̼̮͔͎͕̞̜̻̒̓ͯ̓̈́͌ͤͬͯ͂̂ͦ͘ ͛ͯ̀̆̂̆̾̃̄ͨ͛ͥ́̚͘҉̮̣̣̩̠͉̝͓̱̙̰D̛͚͚̞̖̭̦̬͍͕̬̤̰͇̬̰̙̼̦͋́͒͛ͪ̂̌̿̉͛̄ͮͬ̉̕ …you make a mean Chunky Monkey, …but your Sibelius tastes funky. Anyone else feel tired? I do. I think I need to leave… I just need… I just need the exit… Oh… There it is. And now… I… sleep…

100 thoughts on “Music Software & Bad Interface Design: Avid’s Sibelius

  1. Hey everyone – I'm sure you've noticed that there's been a large gap between my videos recently. The reason is that I have a lot of other work I need to take on to pay the bills. Although my channel is still growing nicely, it's is not yet at the level where I can dedicate the sort of time I think it deserves. So, if you have a bit of spare coin, I'd ask that you please consider become a Patron to support my channel. If not, don't worry. Thanks a lot for watching, regardless!

  2. I remember discovering Sebelius years ago when I was first starting to compose my own pieces. Then after several mental breakdowns I discovered guitar pro and haven't looked back since. Every now and then I'll look at Sebelius and just cry at how retardedly difficult it is to work.

  3. Thanks for making this video. Yah there lots of pain when I using it drive me frantic

  4. I have no clue about music honestly, but just looking at this design makes me wanna puke

  5. This video is hilarious. Well done! I agree that Sibelius just doesn't feel right. It's clunky, unintuitive, and a time-waster. I've gotten used to it, but even Finale feels better.

  6. This is absolutely beautiful!!!! Thank you thank you!!! 🤣😭😂❤️❤️❤️

  7. Tantacrul: nobody can make me insane
    Sibelius: observe.
    Edit: Also, i forgot to say that your descent into madness had me completely

  8. The ending of this video is art.

    Please try, it's a very cheap online app, and if you can get past the playback lag, it functions fantastically and intuitively.

  9. As a software developer, who often has to write UI code, this was at once interesting and painful to watch.

  10. Can you imagine being the lead programmer for Sibelius 7 and seeing this video? Its got to hurt..

  11. What an absolute nightmare, dear god….

    Sibelius, I mean, not the video. Just, had to clarify. Video is top notch 🙂

  12. why pay for Sibelius when you could download Musescore and live the exact same frustration for free

  13. 🤦🏻‍♂️ and I thought Media Composer has a bad UI – that beats it by miles!

  14. "If Beethoven was alive today, Sibelius would have prevented him from being a composer" 😂😂😂

  15. anyone who took GCSE msuic will hate sibelius. i spent 3 years wrestling with this fucking software.

    P.S. thanks for the PTSD of using this

  16. When I was in my early teens, I asked my piano teacher how I could compose my own music. He showed me Sibelius. After hours of working with it and googling, I made my first music notation in Sibelius. Except I couldn't figure out how to do basic things such as changing the sound of the drums when they played back. It took me like 2 more years to figure out that I didn't want music notation software… I wanted a DAW! Haha. I was so frustrated… but in retrospect, even though I barely used Sibelius, it was one of the most frustrating programs I'd ever used up to that point, and still to this day. Great video!

  17. Interesting video. Thank you.
    I would like to see you take a look at the other DAWs. Ableton or FL Studio for example.

  18. Looks like hell. UI/UX feedback is important, especially in a complicated application with millions of options. Looks like Sibelius happened because the company didn't care about feedback and only hired backend programmers to get the functionality semi-right.

  19. I blame this abomination of software for the absolute ear-cancer that is modern music. It's as if everyone threw their hands in the air and said "screw this notation nonsense, I'm going to make trap instead"

  20. The AVID company is the unchallenged master at taking a brilliant piece of software and ‘developing’ it into an inscrutable, bloated, dysfunctional pile of frustration for its users. For this special talent, AVID charges a premium price and provides a level of support somewhere between a high of zero and a low of “call your attorney”. A professional relationship with them has been aggravating enough to make thousands of users to each forfeit multiple thousands of dollars of investment in their products as the price of escape. A quick glance at AVID’s stock price over the past ten years speaks volumes.

    For many years, their ProTools product had a very active presence on an independent site called IdeaScale, where registered users of software products could help a developer like AVID to improve via a curated and searchable database of comments, complaints and suggestions. The IdeaScale site eventually became so hopelessly clogged with frustrated, disenchanted professionals watching their carefully worded advice and critique ignored for literally years that AVID simply ended the relationship with IdeaScale, presumably from embarrassment.

  21. How could this nightmare NOT be Avid's fault? After all, you're 2 versions down the road and things somehow look worse than where they started!

  22. seeing this video is extra funny with the context that throughout my undergrad for my composition degree my fellow students were constantly saying "oh you use Finale? Ew, you should use Sibelius instead, it's way better." I'm suspecting some sort of brain worm?

  23. You've gave me an aneurysm thanks! Subscibed, Saved, Like, Shared to my family.

  24. This reminds me of the storage system in the Pokémon games, where the only useful option is located at the bottom of the list. To rub salt in the wound, there's always an NPC that appear very late in the game whose sole purpose is to move that option to the top.

  25. Howdy, Sibelius looks like arse, was wondering if you could recommend a decent notation software? My handwriting is impossible to read chickenscratch and as an idiot, I'm Hella prone to mistakes. Also a fellow pondie. Cheers sparky

  26. Not sure how I stumbled upon this, I hadn't previously heard of Sibelius, but this is honestly one of the best things I've seen. Incredibly well structured, with great insights into the UI and yet with a succinct comedic twist. Just one thing though, clicking the 'Quit Sibelius' button should have caused a Sibelius quit unexpectedly popup.

  27. This is one of many reasons why I sold all my AVID HD gear & DAW and moved over to Presonus Studio ONE

  28. Very well put together rant mate. Love the way you went through it and couldn't agree more.

  29. Do music notaters really not have a good software, thank fuck i play guitar so i can stick to TuxGuitar.

  30. I have no clue on how to even read sheet music but a lot of this shit I go "Why? Really?". (ignoring the generic system features like how search works of course)

  31. If you replaced all the music lingo with engineering lingo, this could just be a perfect description of Simcenter.

  32. This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while. Thank you alot for that! Also subbed!

  33. The simplest and easiest software I have ever had was from a company who made "Rhapsody" from the 1990's. Of course, it went out of business. I still use it on my WIN98 and XP computers. The only really bad thing about it was that it could not save to any other (at the time) score software. I'm so glad I kept the original discs.

  34. LOL LOL LOL I never laughed so much in my entire life! I am literary crying here! Either this is the funniest video ever or I am clearly a nerd! Thank you very much! I needed this!

  35. great points…..actually designing an interface currently….the Sibelius designers and programmers may not have had much musical knowledge nor songwriting experience …so it makes sense there would be a disconnection

  36. I tried switching from Finale to Sibelius once…I now only write music in Max and Ableton. Anytime I do notation, I do it by hand. Thank you for showing me that I wasn't crazy for hating everything.

    Edit: Anytime I have needed printed music because– you know–professionalism, I use Lilypond. That's how much I hated notation software after using Sibelius. I will head over to Steinberg and check out their product.

  37. 17:03 your bored at three AM and you decide to open Sibelius. you can’t think of anything to do so you do and say this

  38. OMG I'm a producer / songwriter and wanted to punch my monitor just watching this HOW DID YOU STAY SANE!?

  39. I use Sibelius all the time, and never realized how awful the UI is. I’m really fortunate I just write for the solo piano! It’s not so bad that way.

  40. “A computer is filled with chips. Humans are filled with gore.”

  41. And people laughed at me for using Power Tab editor and coolsynth fot making midi music over the pro stuff. It has just as many issues and is free.

  42. Just FWIW, the add/remmove instruments dialog is pretty standard Windows style dialog. I've used it many times in my own programs. Yes, add referes to the left column, remove to the right column since that's the column you';re building. The left column is the complete list.

  43. this software was inspired by cad softwares used by engineers the interface is exactly like that

  44. Sibelius is awful. I couldn't get through the first measure of a choral work I had already written because on the third chord, it insisted on the same note for the tenors and basses, which it did not do for the first two chords. I use Overture, but the downside is that few people use it.

  45. As someone who had to use this for 2 years for GCSE music, I found this video hilarious. So thiisss was why all my class mates had no idea how to do anything and were always asking me about things

  46. You definitely put more effort into editting this video than Avid did with Sibelius' UI.

  47. This is not so much a critique of Sibelius than an adverisement for Dorico. I use both products Dorico was rubbish until version 2 and the halion sounds were seriously crap. Noteperformer made Dorico useable and version 3 is now reasonable. (Noteperformer also made Sibelius useable – maximum kudos for such a fine product) Sibelius is still my main tool and in spite of the few wrinkles, works fine. I agree that Avid are useless when it comes to support.

  48. I actully like avid media composer! I don't think it's bad at all, but it's the most complicated software I've ever had to learn

  49. i honestly couldn't even get through the video. noped out at around 11:30 when he was trying to set the tempo

  50. Jesus… I understand this is supposed to be funny but as a songwriter myself who works with DAWs, I just can't help myself get frustrated and angry at how incredibly convoluted the UI is.

  51. If you think Sibelius is horrible (it really should be called Sebaceous, I incyst) then have a look at EndNote. Sibelius is the only app that makes EndNote not look like the worst bubo ever.

    Many thanks for a hilarious video. Boy am I glad to use MuseScore. Like the average Word user who just needs to write a book, I just need to write scores.

  52. This video gave me PTSD. I had seriously repressed the memories of how HORRIBLE this program was when we had to use it in class for composing about 12 years ago.
    "Sibelius crashed." HOW is is this still a thing!? Why isn't it dead yet! Kill it with fire. Please

  53. Clicked on this link thinking you were talking about Sibelius the Composer. Never heard of the software… (Stuck around long enough to learn where the name came from, at least 🙂 ).

  54. Why blame Sibelius for crashing all the time?

    It's just Ben and Johnathon Finn witnessing you having a bad time and giving you the easy way out.

  55. thank god i stopped wasting my money on my subscription. i used this software from "7 first" all the way to "ultimate" and managed to create a staggering amount of pretty great compositions in that time but i cringe at the thought of what i could have done with a program that actually made sense and was half as user friendly as sibelius claimed to be.

  56. Feel sorry for my school since this is one of the only two music programs installed in school computers.

  57. 16:20 is where the meltdown starts, as noted by the change in music. You're welcome.

  58. hilarious. was just searching youtube videos on how to find some things in Sibelius cause i was so frustrated, then came across this and laughed so hard. composing is crazy enough as it is…but sibelius almost pushed me over the edge lol

  59. Sibelius was required for my college music degree. Even the most experienced teachers often couldn’t figure out basic functionality in the program.

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