My Opinion on Traveling

For the past few months I’ve actually been really busy. Well, I’m always busy working on videos and stuff, but this time it’s a different kind of busy! Busy as in… I’m leaving the house and doing things! (like an average person….) In my defense, it’s a lot more than normal okay. Don’t judge me yet. in April, There was VidCon Europe, and in May I went to Phoenix Comicon, I was moving, followed by VidCon US and right after that we had to meet up in Boise, Idaho… It was nuts, and I almost emotionally died, but that’s not the point! I did a lot of TRAVELING and I’m going to talk about that part. I think it’s a fairly common thing to have traveled at least a little bit and if you haven’t… you should leave. Just kidding you can stay, it’s okay. I don’t know about any other airports, but the one I went to in Arizona had bathrooms that were almost completely hands-free, I’m talkin automatic toilets, hands-free sinks, hands-free soap and paper towel dispensers You can walk in and pretty much touch nothing. I had a moment in there where I thought whoa if you had no arms or hands you could totally still use this bathroom! Thinking like man. This is so progressive, and then I had the realization… oh wait people without hands don’t need to wash their hands… I want to talk about passport photos can we talk about passport photos for a sec like people aren’t allowed to smile anymore? Um.. I don’t like that rule. They say it can make it more difficult for facial recognition if you’re smiling, but okay, Put it this way: not smiling in my passport photo made me look like I’m a drug dealer who smoked too much alcohol! I’m just looking after the police here, but 99% of the time I’d like to think that I don’t look like that… ..hopefully. Moving sidewalks! There’s not much else to say here. I really love the moving sidewalks airports have and I wish more places had them. I’ve imagined: What if we replaced cars and roads with moving sidewalks because then people can just go at speeds they want to and if you crash? Into someone then it’s like: Oh, sorry man.. and there’s less blood and death and stuff. Each lane could have a different belt speed getting faster as you go to the left and to go even faster you can just run and go superspeed Think of all the other benefits replacing cars and roads would have. It could reduce pollution, you don’t need to pay for gas, It’ll get people into shape, you get to feel like Sonic, and most importantly: moving sidewalks are cool! And I want to walk on them more than just in airports because they’re cool! Opening the topic to more than just the airport actually, boarding the plane is a complete hassle. First of all you have to walk down the aisle to your seat, and it always seems like there’s a person that’s trying to get from Seat 30 like Seat 6 in the middle of everyone getting on. The aisle is barely wide enough for someone to just stand in. Attempting to squish past the flow of everyone isn’t going to get anyone anywhere anytime soon. And like dude if you have seat six, how do you even get to the very back of the plane without realizing you should have turned around sooner? It’s in numerical order! There’s never going to be a situation where you’re walking down and it’s like: “seat 24 seat 25 seat 26 OH SEAT 3 THERE IT IS!!!” If you’re stuck in the back just wait until it’s more clear to walk. You’ve got time don’t worry It’s not going to be like: ” Okay everyone is on the plane?! GOING UP!!!” It’s also weird to think that the strangers around you are the people who you’re going to be spending the next how many hours with? I get nervous thinking about who’s going to be in the seat next to me because it’s a complete gamble, and I have no idea what they’re going to be like. For one of my flights, when I got to my seat the people next to me were already there, and even though I’m super shy, I still wanted to be polite. So I tried to catch their eye to give them a friendly smile like, “I know are strangers who don’t know a thing about each other and are about to spend four hours on the border of popping or personal bubbles, but hey we cool”. I wanted to do that type of smile at them, but I couldn’t. I was trying to make quick eye contact to do it, but they were totally acting like I wasn’t there! I attempted a few more times, and then realized there’s a relatively big chance they could tell I kept glancing at them, which is weird in and of itself, and if they actually let me catch their eye after that the fact that I would have just smiled at them and said nothing probably would have given the opposite type of effect I was going for. So that was something I was anxious about during the entire flight. There’s this little girl across the aisle from me. BY THE WAY the aisle is the far superior of all other seats I mean sure, window seat has the window, but it’s the same thing after like 20 minutes: clouds. The aisle lets you easily get up and go to the bathroom without having to shove your butt in your neighbor’s face, and you’re not trapped in the corner like a sardine. Writing this script made me think airplanes are kind of like flying human tins of sardines. Either way if we don’t agree on the obvious superiority of the aisle seat, I think we can both safely agree No one likes the sad sack of the middle seat. No one. If you do no, you don’t! Anyway, so there is this little girl across the aisle from me, and she was super chipper and peppy, talking to her mom and having fun. At one point, she looked over at me and said “I like your shoes!” And you know how you get into a mode where you aren’t expecting anyone to try and communicate or interact with you, so you kind of go into life autopilot? Well, I was in the middle of that so she really caught me off guard, and I had to quickly reboot and say: “oh, thank you!” It was nice of her to say, but man, did she catch me at a bad time, My brain was completely out to lunch. I thought it was also funny that after she said that, she immediately looked at her mom like “DID YOU SEE ME BE NICE AND COMPLIMENT THAT GIRLS SHOES?!” Mom didn’t do much. She looked tired… After I thanked her, I thought that was the end of the interaction but she started talking more. When I was her age, I was a shy turtle of a human being and didn’t want to talk to anyone, so I was surprised at how social and amiable this girl was for being so young. She was talking to me for maybe like 15 or so minutes, and I would tell you what we talked about, but the entire time I had absolutely, no idea what he was saying to me. The fact that the plane jets were so loud, and we were separated by an aisle made it so I could see her mouth moving, and it was obvious she was making sounds, but there was no communication going on between the two of us. It was an awkward 15 minutes of me smiling and agreeing and fake laughing and I just let it happen. I hope I did good in that conversation. It was kind of like a multiple-choice test, and I didn’t know any of the answers so I just randomly filled in bubbles. I hope she wasn’t some devil worshipping possessed child and she said something like: “Wouldn’t it be cool if Satan struck this plane down mid-flight? And we hurled down to the earth in a ball of fiery terror?!” and I was just like “Haha, Yep..!” And With that I’m back home and ready to work on videos again. I have no idea what the next one’s going to be about but I’ll think of something. Having no ideas isn’t going to stop me. This isn’t me asking for video ideas. I don’t take those for the most part. So don’t comment any, because I won’t take it. Huge thanks to John for animating a few scenes in this video, he saved me a huge chunk of time and did a better job than I ever could dream of doing. Like did you see that dope anime scene where I was talking about moving sidewalks and going superspeed, if you were like: “Holy Crap, Jaiden that was incredible. How did you animate that?” It’s because… I didn’t animate it. Go follow Jomm on twitter or something and tell him how great he is and how he so much better than me at making my own videos. One more thing if you haven’t seen already, there’s Ari plushies that are on pre-order right now, if you want to get one of those bad boys, the order cut off is Friday August 11th, and after that, it’ll be a long time before you have the chance to get them again. The coupon code dog is still going to be active too, if you want 10% off, and since they’re pre-orders, they’re expected to ship into september. Kay that’s it, thanks for watching and I love you and make good choices and don’t do heroin.

100 thoughts on “My Opinion on Traveling

  1. “ Not smiling in my passport photos, made me look like a drug dealer who smoked too much alcohol

    ~JaidenAnimations 2017

  2. I think that the widow us the best because I can lay on the side. My brother on the other hand has motion sickness.

  3. Wait wait wait wait wait hold your bones for a sec Sonic?
    MY FAVORITE!!!!!!

  4. Moving side walks actually might cause more deaths cause thats a lot of cables and stuff under the ground and if those cables get messed up under the ground than that might cause more deaths :[

  5. My main friend group is perfect on planes!




    Were literally perfect in planes we’d be awesome! But we can't take certain people me and Onion will forever be good but everyone else like Abi somehow enjoys talking to people even if they don't know one another
    Edit: I was gonna comment this when I first saw it but was scared so yeah…

  6. Imagine meeting a fan or someone who you're a fan of in an airplane (closing it to them being your seat neighbor)… Would it be a weird situation?

  7. Oh no I know who that is that girl UGHHHHHH MY SISTER I KNOW IT I LITERALLY WAS ON THAT PLANE AND MY SIS WOULDNT STOP NAGGING ME GOING “I was talking to this nice girl” and now I can tell it was you it may of not been but my mum was in the middle my sis was in the aisle and I can tell sorry just needed to nag

  8. "Not smiling in my passport photo made me look like I'm a drug dealer who smoked too much alcohol"
    Jaiden discovered a new method to smoke

  9. ik you said this, but try Canada again! its great and no we don't only eat maple syrup. my favourite food is kraft mac and cheese. because i never get it.

    unless i'm at my dads, cus when i'm there all we eat ia maceroni and spam 😀 (most people here don't like spam don't worry i'm just weird)

  10. I really don’t like the fact that plane windows are plastic, all you need is some foil and a lighter to bring down a plane

  11. You'd be surprised at how friendly some kids are, my little FOUR year old sister was asked by a cashier wat kind of sandwich meat she wanted, my sister didn't answer the question but the cashier now knows some random four year olds life story

  12. how did i find your channel in the first place a few years ago?
    my brother was watchin vids/james and i saw and im like kewl
    so i watch em a bit
    i found out that animating is like a topic on youtube, Annnnnd
    i found u

  13. Please don't take United Airlines, it's the worst aeroplane service does any traveller could ever experience.

  14. Wow! You even have an automatic pants remover? And an automatic door closer?

  15. Soooooo, I know this video was made a while ago buuuutttt… you were in Idaho! So now when I go see my friend I can say “Idaho did have someone important do something here.”

    (No offense to any other Idahoans, this is a joke)

  16. 3 minutes, 25 seconds into this video:
    Girls and women totally over think these things generally more then men, but are actually the safest because they are less intimidating then men. Unless you're sitting next to a woman or girl that's jealous of you for some reason. But that shouldn't be your problem. I've learnt that the hard way, even as a guy.
    Also though, if you're a woman or girl sitting next to a creepy guy, that can be scary. Before I almost knocked out a creepy old gay guy that was coming into me on a bus. I prayed about it silently in my head before attacking him and felt that God was tell me not to attack. It took a huge amount of strength to not smack that guy. But I know that if I did, I could have killed him or done some serious damage and thus face the legal consequences of that.
    Thank God that I'm a big guy that likes physical exercise though. (I'm a harmless fat 32 year old now, but for most of my adult life, I was a dangerous beast of a man). Being in a better position to fight off creeps and able to walk down city alleyways with dangerous substance abusing potential muggers that just look at me and presume it's not worth the fight trying to take me on. Think is why the USA's second amendment is great. Being a man is great, but women are naturally better shots generally then men (ask anyone that spends time at a gun range as an instructor to both men and women).
    The US statistics apparently overwhelmingly prove that legal US guns save far, far, far more then all guns combined in the USA.
    Best regards from Ireland BTW. A
    Pornhub account made a video of this video called "Jaiden takes a ride", which is basically just this video with some added interactions Jaiden in the middle of the three plane seats entertaining her fellow passenger in the seat next to her.
    No offense Jaiden.

  17. I've never been on a plane…

    sad violin music plays damn never even been abroad.

  18. Here in lebanon I asked the government if I can smile and they said yes…..

  19. 1:26 jaiden explains that she looks like a drug dealer smoking alcohol when she didn't smile 😂😂

  20. When I got my Passport I couldn’t smile and I have really big Front teeth so I was frowning and looked like somebody I love just died since I couldn’t show my teeth and ummm yea I’m stuck with that now sooooo that great like I looked like this ☹️

  21. I'm leaving with my grandma on a plane and won't come back in three days… wish me luck! 😄

  22. Talking about moving sidewalks to replace roads wat are you gonna do if there’s a storm? There’s no gas station to hide in

  23. А почему описания и название видио на русском ведь ты не русская ?

  24. I havnt left my house in a year and 5 months, because I, well left school early don't have a job so I borrow money from my brother that actually tried to live life properly unlike me, and he works and I don't bother working because I'm a suck up at life and don't care a crap, so I stay home and stare at a screen and I order my food online and then order robux and other dumb stuff to live my suck up, stupid, idiotic life.💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤 (also I love watching funny 🐐 vids. From Suck Up

  25. When I was in the toliet at the cafeteria & the urinal flush button is small & tiny

  26. Actually moving Side walks Work on electricity which would just cause more pollution and the moving sidewalks carry you everywhere so you don't exactly get much exercise

  27. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  28. My bro uses a wheelchair cuz he is special needs so my family gets to board the plane before everyone else…

    SO HAH!
    Jk I’m sry ;w;

  29. I am like 9 and i loveeeeeee you and BTS if i had met BTS or you i would literally not talk just ask for their autographs and would give you fanart


  30. OH OH did you know that once ch got to invent a lot, and they made a moving sidewalks and LIGHTS:3

  31. I am 90 percent sure that the little girl was me, when I was a kid I was very energetic and extroverted and I traveled a lot. i also think I remember you, I didn’t know who you were and I noticed over time that you didn’t liked to be talked to nd was more introverted but continued anyway. Also no, I wasn’t talking about demons.

  32. "A drug dealer who smoked too much alcohol."

    Jaiden, I….. You SURE you don't just LOOK like a drug dealer…?

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  34. I just realized if we had the moving side walks, what would happen if it was raining or snowing?

  35. right ok watching this video and jaiden talking about moving sidewalks, i just was like waahhhhhhhhhhh i was talking to my mum how i wanted to invent something like that not just in airports, IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! 🤣🤣

  36. sins make the human as thats is known people are greedy,prideful and more that means no one would like to cooperate

  37. Well we all know what is the most annoying thing in airplanes

    2.Midle Seats

    Shhhhhhh, IK i Said babys twice

    And also you Said at the end, DoNt MaKe HeRoInE kIdS

  38. 2:57 The best pilot that dosent crash or say SO EVERYONE ON THE PLANE GOING UP perfect guy we need more people like that
    everyone: died hes too good when he landed he crashed it >:)

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