NRA Slam Poetry


Thank you Bodhi Guthrie for that
amazing rendition of Gun Bless America. Next up at the NRA Open Mic
we have three time, conservative poet laureate and
card carrying member of the NRA, Sage Thompson everybody. [snapping] Bang, goes the gun, and out shoot my words. Pow!
Pow-wow! How? With a gun. Oh, you’re afraid of a gunman. Well, I’m scared you’re going to take away my gun, man. [snapping] I, will not be oppressed by background checks! You can check my back.
You will find an American flag tattoo. [snapping] I will not be oppressed by a waiting period. I waited for my period once.
It never came. Instead I gave birth to a beautiful,
bouncing baby patriot. And I will not be oppressed
by psychological evaluations, ’cause that’s… just crazy. I kiss the gun that protects my Constitution. I kiss the Constitution that protects my gun. It’s a 3-way where I’m always on top. [snapping] We stand here and we say, damn the man, specifically the black man. -[Male #1]: Whoo!
-[snapping] I’m sorry your baby is dead. I’m sorry your sister is shot. Bang goes the gun.
Out shoot my words. The world is warming.
Children cannot read. People are hungry. But I don’t care about any of that. If you take away my gun… that… would be truly sorry. [clapping] So moving.
Next up we actually have Wayne Lapierre here, and he’s going to be doing a tap dance
with a hologram of Charlton Heston.

26 thoughts on “NRA Slam Poetry

  1. it wasn't funny so you know what to do. and a gun will make it faster. ill pray for you

  2. yeah I think im done with your channel, I prefer my humor to not get involved in politics or atleast show both in a negative light

  3. It's funny that anti gun activists say that NRA members are just crazy biggots even though that is a display in biggotry itself.

  4. lol Nice! bet all the down votes are from gun carrying American's 😛

  5. can this channel get any more overbearingly liberal and "progressive"?

  6. Liberals are fucking stupid, oh somebody died because of a psycho with a gun, lets ban guns. People are killed by cars, knives, tripping on curbs, drowning in water, choking on food, should we ban all of those things too?

  7. Just because you film something, doesn't mean you have to upload it. No way you all thought this was good.

  8. This video is really shit. They act like gun owners are racists, only care about their guns and are super patriotic. Just no.

  9. Someone should feel ashamed to call this comdey. Unsubscribed.

  10. This is spot on with the nature of spoken word. I couldn't sit through it.

  11. the awkward moment when your irony is so advanced people actually think you are stupid

  12. You slaves are so stupid its not funny. Hows the gun control working out in chicago?

  13. Seriously, y'all…….? Channel's not even remotely funny anymore, it's just sad and stupid.

  14. Funny or die has killed more people than guns ever have because none of their videos have ever been funny, and there’s only one alternative.

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