Sarah Temporal – “My Vagina Is Fucking Huge” – Australian Poetry Slam – Byron Bay


consider the miracle of birth
a hole the size of a 20 cent piece that admits something ten times its girth no
one knows how it fits through our tight lady bits and we’re googling for all that
we’re worth as you picture the tearing the stretching the swearing illogical
panic ensues but I know that mine will be perfectly fine my vagina is fucking
huge in birth class they tell us natural is best and I’m always a straight-a
student so I learn affirmations and visualizations for a grade vaginal
improvements they say words have the power to shape our reality I’m hoping my
words shape a massive new cavity as I plaster my walls with gargantuan fannies
and visualize vagges you could drive a truck through
I meditate and I pray I repeat 10 times a day my vagina is fucking huge oh yes
its enormous its immense it’s a megalomaniacs flapping wet tent
maybe you’ve got a rosebud or a sweet lady cave I’ve got the Pacific motorway
and my babies go faster than eyes can see it runs on high-octane hyperbole
it’s a ski slope a race track it’s the Olympian luge my vagina is fucking huge
but it’s as big as it needs to be because it reaches from here to eternity
it’s got to carry new people from non-being into being it brings souls to
earth from far galaxies from the amniotic waters of pre evolution it
produces an upright air breathing human all our fears for the future our hopes
and our love the vagina delivers them all so it must have been this that men
feared when they told us vaginas are supposed to stay small but celebrating
size and boasting of bigness is not exclusive to those with a penis so it’s
time to reclaim join me and say my vagina is fucking huge

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