Shorty – A Small Penis Poem


I have a tiny cock
Like a crooked little finger Everybody else’s dick
Is inevitably bigger If six inch as an average
Can truly be believed Someone here in this room
Is twice the size of me If you can do your algebra
Already you will know Four inches is the maximum 
My dick will ever go For the engineers among you
I’ll express my ratio My little one inch wonder 
Up to four times it can grow My pubes are even longer
They make a comfy nest With a little acorn sat
Upon the very crest Rummage in my fly and
Wish that I were blessed Searching frantically
I recover just the head Get a little piss drip
Up on my finger tip There’s absolutely nothing there
For me to get a grip If I sit to pee I must
Be wary of my jet The angle of my dangle means
My trousers may get wet He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!
Yes He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it! I wank it with one finger
If you really want to know And no I can’t imagine
The feeling of deep throat When I look down I can still
Clearly see my toes  But my little willy hides
Beneath my belly folds  Sometimes it is inverted
Even when it isn’t cold Like a little turtle
Inside of me it goes Girls they like to tell me
It’ such a cute surprise  Until I have to tell them I
Left the condom stuck inside I’m hung like Mickey Mouse
I’m glad now to admit  For the greater pain exists 
In propagating myths According to the internet
Real men have massive dicks And you are next to useless
If you’re ‘only’ average So if you’re sat with five or six then
Feel the relief You no longer have to hide it
In shame and misery For I’m the living proof you’ve got
Way more than you need For even with four inches
My, girl’s in love with me He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!
Yes He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!

10 thoughts on “Shorty – A Small Penis Poem

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  2. I have looked at a lot of porn. It is usually the skinniest – almost anorexic guys – that have the biggest dicks. If you are thin and exercise a lot, there is more testosterone. there is more blood flow to the penis. There are more spontaneous erections. These stronger, more frequent, longer lasting spontaneous erections are what expands the penis and maximises penis size.
    One thing that reduces penis size is if you apply too much pressure in masturbation. this damages the 3 spongy chambers of the penis – causing energy to go into repair rather than growth.

  3. This poem helps me, as it describes my dick… Really helped me before my first time

  4. dick size matter, but only to its owner, but to women only your wallet size matters.

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