texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail. // Auto-Tune the News #7

JE: Let’s get it right. ABS: Let’s get it right. JE: Shawty on the mic. [gunshots] AH: The fact is that right now if you are black or hispanic,
you have a much greater chance of being arrested. JE: Are you sayin we got thugs in the fuzz?
AH: Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs. JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves.
JE: Lettuce leaves.
ABS: They threw me in the slammer. JE: They gave me a college degree!
ABS: WTF? JE: In biology.
ABS: He don’t know a tiger from a giraffe. [gunshots] DB: It is painful, it is shameful.
ABS: Disdainful! I’m on parole. JE: I’m keepin my glass of champagne full
top of the world.
ABS: Brick on my ankle. DB: If you are stopped by the police
Putcha head down and just wait. / ALL: Wait! / DB: Wait. / ALL: Wait!… DB: Don’t say nothin.
ABS: Shh! /DB: Wait… DB: Putcha head down
ALL: Do the dance now!…Putcha head down! AH: This is going on all the time
It’s really stunning PB: This has been a country built by white folks.
100% of the people who wrote the Constitution, 100% of the people who signed the Declaration of Independence, White folks, Whi–i–i–ite folks! I look at the track team, and they’re all black folks.
I think maybe those are the fastest guys we got. Fastest guys in the country,
Fastest in the wooooorld. Black folks, Bla—a–a–ack folks! SG: WTF? I think I’m having an stroke,
Suffering a white guy overload. Doctor, doctor, can a shawty get a shot to the frontal lobe.
OH. AS: It’s not always just black and white, black and white.
We’re fighting right now for a young white male Who we felt the police abused by sticking something in his rectum.
EG: Why they gotta disrespect him? SG: Can we please move on now, Reverend?
AS: Sticking something in his rectum. [PB Bass solo] DL: Trouble, we got trouble right here in Capitol City.
With a capitol T, and it rhymes with B, that stands for broke! CC: We broke!
DL: Right here in Capitol City, right here, we gotta figure out
a way to help the Americans who are about to choke! CC: No joke!
DL: Oh yes we’ve got trouble. Trouble, trouble. CC: Triple trouble.
DL: Trouble, trouble. CC: Big time trouble.
DL: T! Rhymes with –
CC: P! DL: Rhymes with –
CC: C!
DL: Rhymes with –
CC: G! AG: I’m angry!!
DL: Rhymes with D. And it stands for Democrat. KC: Texting while driving is dangerous, dangerous. EG/SG: Treacherous!
MG: Perilous! KC: People who were text messaging were 20 times
more likely to have an accident than those who were
talking on phones instead of typing. Just say no.
EG: But I’m a sucker for peer pressure. My thumbs can’t stop! KC: Get a designated texter.
MG: [sexy breathing] Ow! KC: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG. ALL: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG…

100 thoughts on “texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail. // Auto-Tune the News #7

  1. Sarah's verse at 1:24 is better than literally 100% of what is on the radio.

  2. 2:15-2:49
    Texting while driving is dangerous, Dangerous! Treacherous. Paroles. People who were text messaging, were 20time more likely to have an accident then those who were talking on phone, instead of typing. Just say no!
    But I'm a sucker for peer pressure.. My phones can't stop.
    Get a designated texter!
    People on the road can turn an LOL, into a great big OMG

  3. I don't think Sarah is wearing enough glasses at the end. What do you guys think?

  4. I love The Gregory Brothers / Schmoyoho!
    But honestly, my fav is Sarah. Her voice is just like no other!!

  5. Agreed, this one was the best.

    The Dan Lungren segment in particular is the smoothest autotuning they ever did

  6. I can't stop playing the Dan Lungren part over and over. It's so good.

  7. Being a human in the 21st century. His claim that everything in the country was built by white folks is absurdly untrue. White people were able to draft the constitution because of their socio-economic advantage, while the real work of building the country's cities and national infrastructure was left to Mexican labor, African slaves, and Chinese railroad workers. It's downright worrisome and shocking that he would frame that "white folks" statement as an argument for anything at all.

  8. Fist you twist Buchanans claim from white folks being responsible for the constitution to being responsible for everything, then you say his claim is "absurdly untrue", then you provide a reason for why it IS true.

    Thats the problem with you leftists: you cant bear the truth and constantly try to twist it. Your brain is a slave of your addiction to envy and hate.

  9. "this has been a country built by white folks" and i guess his "proof" is that everyone who wrote the constitution is white
    it seems to me like he say being responsible for the constitution means being responsible for everything… i dunno what exactly he tried to say but this is what it sounds like, i don't see it as a twist of his words… but why don't you tell us what exactly mr. buchanan tried to say? i'm actually wondering what he tried to communicate^^

  10. I have no freaking idea what Buchanan tried to say. Thats the problem with phrases taken out of context.

    But obviously we all are expected to frown upon saying true things just because someone with victim status might be offended. And I cant say I have a high opinion of people trying to spread hate among people just to push some retarded agenda.

  11. really man.. using the N word and say they stupid…WTF wrong with you!?!?

  12. The trick to troll right is to do it with some sense of "certainty" about what you are saying, because right now everybody can see you are obvious troll.

    You could've said something like "OFC White people built America, cause they are the most prepared people back then", see what I did there? I implied the same thing and can get some butthurt people.

    Don't thank me noob.

  13. The old world may have ben built by white folks, but this world we live in now was built with cheep mexican labor. From the fruit you eat to the roof over your head.

  14. "Auto tune the noos!!(autotune the noos)
    Auto tune the noos!!(autotune the noos)"

  15. I found myself singing "People on the road can turn an LOL in-to a great big OMG." the other day while driving. Good times.

  16. Katie Couric's voice sounds surprisingly like Siri's when autotuned 😀

  17. It has taken me nearly seven years to realise that Dan Lungren is making a reference to The Music Man.

  18. Looks like the Pat Buchanan faction of the Republican party is winning these days.
    Make America Hate Again.

  19. Man. I don't know what is happening. I was always a fan. But I'm becoming an über fanboy. You guys are so funny. The world is a better place because Gregorys exist. I hereby befriend all Gregory people everywhere in the world.

  20. "Wait…. Wait… Wait…. Do the dance now…. Put ur head down… Wait…wait…." Love the harmony here! 😄😄😄

  21. Michael is still hot 😂😂😂 "treacherous…. Perilous" owwww!!!

  22. I'm watching in 2018. Listened to this when my daughter was about to be born in the hospital. Time travel

  23. People on the road can turn an lol into a great big omg

  24. i’ve probably watched this at least 20 times in the past 10 years, i never noticed the tambourine throw at the intro, that was BRILLIANT

  25. 10 years later and this is still my favorite. Im always singing it, busting out with "Real Talk!" when something hits close to home..
    Or in the topic of corrupt cops I can't help but think "Are you sayin' we got thugs in the fuzz?!"
    Or when watching natgeo and there's a giraffe it's "he don't know a tiger from a giraffe!" … And no one ever knows what I'm talking about :/

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