The Adoption of Johnny Depp


so one day this summer i was invited to the adoption of johnny depp as we were waiting for mr. johnny depp we see some of the intercessors of the ceremony come in i was very struck by these men the first man came, and I noticed right away what he was wearing he had a fur hat on with a feather and the ribbon shirt and oddly enough he had a woman’s shawl wrapped around his waist the next person that came in was noticeably non-Native pretty large man looked very much like uh Conan and the first thing I noticed was his green animal hide shirt he also had a very feminine looking shawl on wrapped around his waist i thought they were kidding…. they weren’t pretty soon there was a murmur amongst the crowd and low and behold Johnny Depp showed up We are gonna ask this young man to come forward he is wise beyond his age with his ribbon shirt on his tattered jeans and his boots he is so humble is decided to not wash his hair for many weeks at a time the very first thing I noticed about Mr. Depp was his noticeable very clear well put on eyeliner he is decided to wear tattered clothes so that he fits in with the rest of the hipsters of America he even wears mascara as a fashion statement in that ooooold way, Comanches did that, long time ago dark eyes, we call our selves sometimes, yoka hietz, yoka hietz (One night stand friend) so Mr. Depp found the interecessor of the ceremony who also happened to be the cultural advisor for the movie and so we are going to honor this man before so start i want to acknowledge his Indian name that I gave him not too long ago this young man of the yoka hietz nation the guy instructed Johnny Depp to have a seat on the buffalo hide Go ahead and sit down, sit down just sit down jus…..yes. it lasted about five minutes it was pretty anti-climactic (baby birthing noises) we paint his feet red because he is born again to walk that red road of life thought you said it was red…it’s orange well Creator once said orange is like the second sacred color and that let us all know that his new Indian name his comanche Indian name, was going to be “Shapeshifter” I didn’t really believe it at that point I kind of thought it was an icebreaker joke then he said it in Comanche and when he said it in Comanche and everytime he said it in Comanche his assistant let out a war hoop he sounded like someone died and now that our brother is painted red born into this world as a Comanche man we remember his name his new name, may oh may, CAWWWW, may oh may, CAWWWW, may oh may, CAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW shapeshifter, … cawww….. aho throughout the whole ceremony I could tell that this was probably one of the turning points in Johnny Depps life by look in his eyes the way he was standing and actually I think he was crying because I could see that his eyeliner was running a little bit and there was a mark on his ribbon shirt he could now connect himself to a tribe and he didn’t have to be Cherokee no more

100 thoughts on “The Adoption of Johnny Depp

  1. JUST LIKE ALL THE WANNABES IN AMERICA.. THEY BAVARIAN BLOOD AND BCOS OF THAT THEY SAY THEY ARE CHEROKEE OR SIOUX COS OF HIGH CHEEKBONES.. GERMANS HAVE HIGH CHEEKBONES.. WHATS NEXT? OH YES.. I SPOSE IF THEY FOUND ANOTHER ANOMOLEY ABOUT THEYRE BODIES THEY COULD CLAIM BEING INDIAN.. LMBO

  2. IF JOHNNY DEPP WERE WAS AN ACTUALL FEDERALLY RECOGNISED MEMBER OF THE SO CALLED CHEROKEE NATION THEN HE WOULD HAVE STAYED AND GOT HIS FORTY ACRES AND THAT SKRUNGY MULE..LOL. WE ADOPT WHITES OR NEW ZEALANDERS THAT DOESNT MAKE THEM SIOUX.. IT MAKES THEM A ""MEMBER '' OF THE SIOUX FAMILY ADOPTING THEM.. GET IT RIGHT WANNABES.

  3. No, they don't HATE white people! They don't hate anyone. Except maybe Kenny G, but that's only because his manager is a doucheweasel.

  4. Lets start with, regardless what one may think, no one is superior to anyone. And Depp has always said he had Indian blood, but wasn't sure where it came from, Cherokee or Creek, he didn't know, wasn't enrolled, etc.

  5. @cqrodnv b you are right. my entires family is damn happy about this news. and i can suggest u , i havent expect that i will get a cheque of $350 for surfing internet. its worth a try here ==> bit.ly/UxUTAI?=kiwsffa

  6. Kinda makes you wonder. Maybe that tribe did what Silas and Frank did to Silas's brother in law in "Walk Me Outside" lmao gave him a fake adoption ceremony that he took super seriously 😛

  7. never laughed so hard!
    " he also had a very feminine looking shawl on wrapped around his waist, i thought they were kidding…. they weren't "

  8. I must know, who is this attractive and good-humored fellow depicting Depp?

  9. LOL. Comanche men did used to wear a small shawl like apron wrapped around the waist, and it had fringe like a shawl. I remember this from my childhood…I'm 51.

  10. hahaha shit totally thought I wrote that lol but yeahh that's what I was talking about lol

  11. lol as a comanche i find this hilarious hahahaha, shulda said "Udah" instead of "Aho" ayye

  12. Oh man
    You guys are so awesome!!
    You never ever fail to make me laugh like a fool!!!
    Thank you!!! 3

  13. you guys are so funny keep up the good work thanks for the great laughs!!!!!!!!

  14. "I thought you said it was red. It's orange……*sigh*" hilarious.

  15. Yea, it's funny, the white guy in the back looks about as Commanche as an alien. lol!!

  16. That's Ryan Red Corn, I believe. He is Osage. But yeah, he does have some European features. They land him some pretty hilarious "white guy" roles in these sketches. He's one of my favorites. 🙂

  17. lol i just caught that last part "he didnt have to be a Cherokee no more"

  18. 1491s should do a video interview of Numunu's: tradish, non-tradish, "VIP", and non-VIP- on their opinions regarding Ladonna Harris adopting Johnny Depp; Tonto character; Disney's Lone Ranger, including how Disney portrayed their tribe; and the Lawton premiere, which apparently only "VIP" Comanches were allowed to view.

  19. Tito's video heals this. HE one up'd you guys. Step it up. Aiyeeeeeeee

  20. I just realized one of the things that I love about this video is the background music

  21. I remember this. My friends and the Comanche Nation were so joyous to have him.
    6 months later he played "Tonto". It was So humiliating for my Comanche Nation friends. Such a joke. So sad, another step back for us

  22. "He could now connect himself with a tribe. He didn't have to be Cherokee no more." I'm dead oh my gosh

  23. I've seen this like 5 times, and those get ups they got on get me every time. The whole thing really but omfg ><

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  25. My favorite part is the absurdity of the "black eyes" reference. I have only heard those words in a derogatory sense. And what my grandparents told me didn't mean "black eyes" when I asked them as a kid but was something more literal lol.

  26. How come all the people with the most negative comments are same color as Depp. Curious minds want to know.

  27. as a Comanche…i still don't know how to feel about this adoption. I did get to meet him though.

  28. Dear Commanche Folks,
    If there is one thing you can trust less than a white man it is an Actor.

  29. When I woke up, Raven was on my roof squawking "1491" so I got on you tube real quick, like a ouiji board, and typed it in. That tricky Raven Ha! You are funny folk……..

  30. So non native here, was johnny depp part of the cherokee nation before, and if so then why change?

  31. From what I know & understand; Johnny Depp is just one of many Thousands of Americans who have substantial Cherokee heritage but have no BIA CDIB card. He also may have a smidgen of African blood as well. If your ancestors signed the Dawes rolls as Cherokee, you are an official Cherokee; even if those ancestors were of a very low blood quantum. If your ancestors didn't sign; …You are Out of Luck; No matter how rich & famous you may become. "An Indian is an Indian, no matter their blood quantum or which Government issued card they may or may not possess!"-Cherokee Principal Chief Wilma Mankiller. Shkee, Aho & Amen to that!

  32. Numunu here. Still don't approve of JD. Anywaysss.. Y'all should come to the Comanche Nation fair☺️

  33. Oh-I am laughing-"I thought they were kidding…….but they weren't"…….eeeeeyeeee.

  34. I wish the new Tonto was as good as Jay Silver Heels but without the "touched up for family adventure look" and looked more like how Jay looked as Geronimo when he played that role in a couple of old 50's western movies

  35. Dallas Goldtooth, you owe the Comanche Nation a huge apology for your disrespect, lies, and mocking of our people and culture. Please make a video of your people crying and begging for money allegedly for water protectors then using that money for personal use.

  36. We adopted him in and then he had to go be Tonto. Shame… So much potential. XD

  37. Sad that still in the 21st century White people were still playing Native Americans.

  38. I'm CRYING LAUGHING SO HARD …Right ON! Calling them out pretentious fools of hollyfauX

  39. LMAO!!! @2:28,, he says "YO-KO HEIGHTS" means in comanche, GAY FRIEND.. lololol!! he said,," thy sumtimes call thm selfs, yo-ko heights…" fucking cra cra….

  40. @2:50,,,
    He says,, OF THE YO-KO HIEGHTS NATION.
    LMFAOSHMSCOAIDMT!!!!!!!!!!!
    fucking shit man….🤣😁😁🤣😂😂

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