Sup, guys? I haven’t um… …seen you guys since Halloween. It’s good to have everybody back! Yo, why are we here for? I was about to get there but apparently a lot of people didn’t get the ending to our last Skitzo video. What are you talking about? You know, the last Skitzo episode we did? The thirty-minute Halloween video? I don’t recall. We didn’t do that. It wasn’t even that long ago, how do you guys not remember? What was the name of it? “The Last Skitzo”! It is? It is what? The last one? What? If that’s the last Skitzo, then what is this then? Where am I? I’m lost! No Regina, that wasn’t really the last! I don’t know where I am! You guys know how to get to Ryan’s house? Hai. I’m suppose to be there for a video… Yeah! I think that’s like one street over. Oh my gosh! Thank you! No! Regina sit down! Look, that obviously wasn’t the last Skitzo! That’s what I’ve been trying to say this whole time! People just thought it was because of the title! Title of what? The video! What video ? “The Last Skitzo” ! Oh my god! It is! I’m lost again! Ugh. Alright, now that everyone knows what we are talking about, we are all in the same page, right? Yep Hai. Yup. Page 3. What? Oh wait, are we on page 4? Nah, I think we’re still on page 2. Oh, okay. No guys! There is no actual pages! Yes there are! See? Ryan says: “What are you guys talking about?” “There is no actual pages.” Regina says : “Yes there are!” See Regina holds up script and reads: “Ryan says…” Okay, that’s not supposed to be in this. Just put that down. No! I’m just kidding you guys. It actually says : “Regina puts down script..” but.. I’m a rebel. I don’t even have script! I don’t know how to read. Anyway, now that we’re all on the same p— I mean we all know what we’re talking about We all know that Skitzo is not completely ending… but I do think it is time that we come up with some new shows You know we’ve got to keep this channel fresh We gotta come up with shows that people actually want to see Skits like these are a thing in the past! Oh, I can do that, it’s easy! (Laughs) I’ve got some ideas! Hai! Well, that’s…good then…let’s see your ideas! Who wants to go first? I’ll go! Sounds good, let’s hear it. So I know this channel has a lot of guys that watch but I think we’re missing out on all the young girls. ‘Cause young girls need somebody to look up to, you know ? Somebody that say young…and smart…and beautiful… and smart…and intelligent…and all six of those things put together! And I’m gonna do just that with my new show that has one of my best friends and it’s called… “Beautiful, young, smart, intelligent… Oh yeah! My show is called: “Reginers and Shawndies.” Hi! I’m Regina! But you can call me Reginers. and I’m Shawnda but you can call me Shawndies! But when we’re together, you can just call us: RHAWNDERIES! Which I know sounds like a racist joke about an asian saying the word “laundry” but it’s not ! We’re not racist! and we hate laundry! We’re just: Reginers and Shawndies! So welcome back and thank you guys again for tuning into our show. If you guys don’t already know, we’re the coolest teens in our school. We’re homeschooled! And we’re gonna teach you guys how to be coolies like us! Isn’t that right Shawndies? Yeah. Right? Duh. Okay. Right? Yeah. Most of our swaggiest friends live by the motto of YOLO. You Only Live Once. But the cooler and swaggier kids live by a completely new motto that we made up. Awesomely Never Not Obeying Yolo Is Not Good! Also, known as annoying! Which basically means you should awesomely live your life because you only live once. Because if you don’t, that’s not good. And today, we’re going to teach you guys how to sound like an annoying teen, just like us! The first step in sounding like an annoying teen is to shorten your words. Words are long. If something is crazy, all you have to say is: Oh my god, that is so cray! If something is amazing, all you have to say is: Woah that is so a maze. And if something is crazy amazing, all you have to do is put the two together and say: Oh my god woah, that is so craymay *ding* The next step in sounding like an annoying teen is simple. All you have to do is add “ers” or “ies” to any word, and it instantly becomes annoying! For example, Hey Shawndies are you hungers right now? So totes hungers, how ’bout you? Oh my god, I got the rumblies in my tummers. We should totally go to Chipoties Love Chipoters Oh my god, Chipoters is life! Oh my god I can’t even! And the last tip we have for you to sound like an annoying teen is to make up your own trendy word! Just like Gretchen did in the movie Mean Girls! She made up the word “fetch!” And it was completely new and completely original! The most unswag thing you can do as a teen is to use somebody else’s trend words. Swag! Oh, my god what the fu— *beep* Make sure you make up your own original word. Don’t copy. All you have to is to think of a completely different word that relates to the word that you really wanna say! Like if you see a guy that’s looking really cool, you can say: “Oh my god, that guy is so cold!” Because cool and cold are like twinsie words! Yeah, and it’s if he’s hot and he’s cold! He’s yes and he’s no! Oh, my god, just like the Katy Perry song!!!! He’s totes Kate Pers! More like Cat Purs for sure! Cat purs are like dog barks! Dogs are so adorbs! Yeah but barks are not! Yeah but barks are from trees But like trees have branches So branches are like sticks! And like dogs and sticks do go together! Yeah because when you throw a stick, dogs like to “fetch!” Oh my god that’s the perfect word he is so fetch! So proud we made it up! So thank you guys again so much for watching Let us know if you have any other teen related questions and put them in the comment box below! All you have to do is hashtag Reginers and Shawndies and we may answer you next! But until then, I’m Reginers, and I’m Shawndies. And together, we’re just: Reginers and Shawndies! *Laughing and cheering* Who’s clapping? We don’t even have an audience. So..? What’d you guys think? I should’ve thought of that, that’s a good idea. I mean it’s definitely something.. Yeah I was thinking of that too, something, yeah. I knew it was something. Umm.. Anyway, Hanate, R-Dizzle, one of you guys wanna go next? Yep . . . I’m not trying to rush you but like, are you gonna tell us? I’m already doing it. You’re doing it? How? You haven’t even said a word. Oh, I gotta say it out loud? I thought if I just thought about it, it would just show up.. No.. Oh It’s a common mistake. Well, my show is basically want everybody comes to the internet to see; Pranks. I mean pranks do well, but, it’s not that original.. I mean I just did put out a video about prankers going too far. Exactly, that’s what makes my pranks different. But how? See, all those prankers that are taking it too far, I’m gonna prank them, but even farther— further. further… I don’t know how to read.. *laughs* Got you bro! *laughs more* Dude I got you so bad! – Oh, why’d you do that man? It was prank, it was a prank! *phone rings* Hello? Mister Charles Brown? Yeah this is Charles Brown, who’s this? Hello Charles (Char-less) this is Doctor R-Dizzle— I mean, Doctor Dizzle-R.. Junior, at the third, fourth.. The 34th. Your, uh, y-your parents were recently in a car accident and you were their emergency contact. Oh my god, what happened, are they okay? Yes uh, they’re both still alive but in critical condition. We’re gonna need you to come down here immediately. Yeah of course, I’ll be right there. *ominous music* Ow! Dude, come on. Mister Brown (bro-in)? It’s brown. Hahaha, like poo. Um, uh sorry *clears throat* Come on, where’s my parents, can I see them? Yes, uh, you will be able to see them shortly but I do have to inform you that.. Wait hold on, where are my dolls?.. Can you hold this real quick? Thank you. What is this? Sometimes we use the dolls to explain to kids what really happens so they’re not shocked. I don’t need that! Well imma do it anyway! Oh um, sorry, uh.. Look your father.. we had to amputate both of his arms; and well, your mother coincidentally, we had to amputate both of her legs. What the hell happened.. We actually thought the best course of action was to take both one arm and one leg from both your mother and father and sew them on each other.. so that they’d at least have one of each. Wait, what?? The only problem is..I kind of mixed up the arm and the leg during the surgery? What? What does that even mean? Well it means that we accidentally sewed the same leg on your father and the same arm on your mother, so now.. No! This can’t be happening! It is….i-it did. Uh Mr. Poop Color, there’s actually one more thing I need to inform you. What else could you have possibly done you stupid son of a— None of this is true bro! What? My name is R-Dizzle, I’m not even a real doctor! None of this even happened! You know what? YOU JUST GOT PRANKED SON! *laughing* Yo yo, he got you so good dude! Your parents aren’t even in the hospital! Oh god, okay, well where are they? They’re in the river! What? I killed ’em! Yo what up it’s your boy R-Dizzle, make sure you guys like my fan page if you guys wanna see more pranks.. That was disgusting. Yeah, I know, his name was the color of poo! I like it! Hai! I just need to.. Can we just please move on? Hanate can you go? Oh yah yah! My show is about the gaming! You do gaming videos? Well again, that’s not something new, but gaming videos do do pretty well! Ha, doo-doo! *giggles* No! Mine is different from everybody else! How so? Everybody else film themselves playing game, but I’m going to film myself watching them play the game! . . . I don’t like this! Hanateehee Damn that’s another good idea! That was my favorite one yet! Are you serious? What? You actually think that’s a good show idea? Why you always gotta hate on our show ideas? At least we got ideas, where’s yours? Ya haters back off! I guess there’s no better time than now, but, this is my show idea! What? I don’t get it! I still don’t have script so I don’t know what to say! After all these years of Skitzo videos I guess it’s finally time to reveal it. Reveal what? Well… the truth. And that’s about it. I just tell them the truth. I mean I know you told me not to talk back to these voices in my head, but.. I mean, what am I gonna do? I needed show ideas. And they had different ideas I never would’ve thought of. It’s like they have their own..personalities.. Like that one that wanted to do a pranking channel that just went way too far, and that other one that came up with the.. gaming reacting video which we probably can’t we even do ’cause we’d get sued for that now.. and the girl, man, I’m not gonna lie, she probably had one of the best ideas out of all them but.. my God is she SO annoying! I mean sometimes I— sometimes I just wanna you know? Just.. I don’t know how much more I can take. you know.. What do you think I should do? Well.. First of all, just remember when you’re feeling these feelings, just remember what I always say. Just breathe; Everything’s gonna be okay. Secondly, I think you do have a show idea. I don’t think you need those other ideas. All these voices that you keep hearing inside your head, I mean it seems to me that— Oh my gosh, is that Tham? Really? You’re just gonna cut me off? What? I’m just saying hi to Tham, hi Tham! Oh hi Regina! It’s been a while! I thought you were supposed to be dead! No Regina, that was just a skit for Halloween remember? That’s why Hanate is still alive too, I mean I thought you’d kinda figure that out since he’s kind of sitting right next to you.. Hanate you’re alive too!? Hai. Wait, this doesn’t make any sense how are you guys— Wait a second Tham, if you’re still alive, and Hanate is still alive, that must mean.. Oh my gosh my Stevens! Stevers is alive I love him! Yeah, you see, about that.. um.. *gunshot* What the heck? Where am I? Hello Steve and welcome to Heaven. No I can’t be dead! Oh that’s right I got shot.. Actually you’re not dead yet. What? You are in a place between life and death and you must choose your own path. What do you mean? You have a choice. You can choose to come with me right now and enter the gates of Heaven, or, you can return to your body, fight through the pain, push harder than you ever pushed before, and not only will you be able to see, but love amongst all of your loved ones once again. It is your choice Steven. Steven.. Yeah no, I’m just gonna stay here. Oh! I get it! He’s waiting for me, he’s such a sweetheart. He’s so fetch. Right.. Alright are you done? With what? Uh, interrupting me by talking to people in my cutaway or my skit? Talking to people in a fake world? Wait wait hold on, you think that you’re in the real world? Uh..yeah, we obviously started in this world and you were my show idea! Uh, no…this is obviously the real world, I mean you guys are just a bunch of voices in my head you’re not real, isn’t that right Dr. Tham? What are you talking about Tham? I thought you were on our side! Well, no, I’m on this side in the real world, so.. That’s not the real world! Yes it is! You trying to call us fake?! We’re not fakers, we’re real! I’m the one with the actual doctor right here! He’s not lying! *arguing* I don’t like this! Hanateehee!