There Was A Turtle By The Name Of Mitch


>>DEMOCRATS WANT SENATE
MAJORITY LEADER MITCH McCONNELL TO BRING BACK
LAWMAKERS FROM THEIR FIVE-WEEK SUMMER RECESS FOR A VOTE ON
STALLED GUN LEGISLATION.>>MITCH McCONNELL NEEDS TO
GET OFF HIS ( BLEEP ) AND DO SOMETHING. ♪ THERE WAS A TURTLE BY THE NAME
OF MITCH ♪ ♪ AND THE N.R.A. KEPT HIM VERY
RICH ♪ ♪ WHEN GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION
WAS PITCHED ♪ ♪ HE KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO ♪
♪ HE DUCKED ♪ ♪ AND COVERED ♪
♪ DUCKED ♪ ♪ AND —
( SQUAWK )>>MY SHOULDER! ♪
♪>>Announcer: IT’S “THE LATE
SHOW” WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

42 thoughts on “There Was A Turtle By The Name Of Mitch

  1. I don't like the way the good name of turtles getting dragged because of Moscow/Cocaine Mitch…

  2. Four people were just massacred in a "knife attack" and multiple others wounded! When will we as Americans stand up to these knife/blade companies for the needless bloodshed and tragedy that persists in this nation!? Colbert, Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers I need you to make this urgent! I'm so afraid and scared and the Media tells me to be too. When will we as a nation stand up to knife crime and call for sensible knife regulations/laws!? Please Stephen Colbert, its up to you to spread the truth in this time of gun violence!

  3. I don't think there should be any gun control instead I think there should more gun supply , I mean more guns will result in more shootout means more deaths and decreasing in population which will result in decrease in gun demand and eventually in gun violence . That's how you fight fire with fire …….

  4. Ditch the Massacre Mitch in 2020! Don’t sully turtles good name! Turtles are better than this corrupt asshole.

  5. I thought the lyrics would go "There was a turtle by the name of Mitch, and he was the NRA's two-dollar bitch…"

  6. I wont joke, hes a bad person corrupted by power and greed, and if you still vote for this guy your just as responsible for our heartbreak in America

  7. Ohh… 🤔 it's all adding up, Mitch is Bowser's turtle, Bowser hijacked the white castle ( by PUTINg" help of 1ups in hard places like golden showers room level) and Bowser spews hate fire everyday (oh snap, that's a typo, I meant heat fire) that his GOONba zombie-citizen terrorists catch to encourage their destructions!
    Umn… Video game is causing the problem after all.😱

  8. 🎶🎶Moscow Mitch, Putin's little bitch 🎶🎶
    Moscow Mitch, The Musical has been stuck in my head since I heard it.

  9. There’s an old cowboy who made a great song about Mitch! Search it on YouTube won’t be disappointed

  10. I am fairly certain that is the same eagle that made Trump it's bitch.

  11. Looks like Putin Birdie is going to have Mitch Turtle Soup Tonite!!

  12. Stephen – you need this guy for a decent Mitch ditty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0HKRzVikk

  13. Mitch McConnell needs to be voted out of office in 2020! #MoscowMitch

  14. Moskow gave the NRA millions.
    NRA gives it to mitch.
    Moscow Mitch
    Wholly appropriate

  15. I'm guessing a lot of people don't know or understand the irony. The real version of the "duck and cover" was enacted to calm the public citizens of this country, as it seemed likely at the time that Russia was going to nuke us.

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