Todd Howard Song — It Just Works (BETHESDA the Musical) E3 2019


Please, welcome: The game director of Bethesda Game Studios Todd Howard! The Chalkeaters – It Just Works Subtitles By: Martcraft and [INSERTNAMEOFTHEGUYWHODIDALLOFTHISEARLIERWORK] Enjoy the song. Watch this: our newest release! The legendary series you’ve missed for years Comes back, get ready for some action! Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there The fans will fix it anyway so we don’t care! They’ll patch it through micro transactions So enjoy your pretty nylon bag Oh and boy, stop shitting on our swag You’re not getting any money back You knew that was a one way wacky track Just shut up and have your nylon bag! Coming up with it was real drag! All proceeds go strictly to Vault Tec So you’re NOT getting your money back! It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works It just works, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works It just works It just works It just works Our tech is cutting edge as far as I can tell The creation engine’s aging very well We’re not planning on Doing anything about it Skyrim’s the limit, don’t deny it See this mountain? You can buy it In the DLC for the price of a real mountain! What’s wrong with a train in place of your head? Come on, believe me, you’ve seen nothing yet The battle spaceship with a dragon animation Will become a new sensation on the internet Just shut up, give us your every dime Buying an armored horse is not a crime! Our devs could eat the Shadowmere alive so… BUY SKYRIM ONE MORE TODD DAMN TIME! It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works It just works, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works It just works It just works We don’t want your endless shit It’s just not the game we need Sick of looting useless junk Graphics making our eyes bleed We don’t want your endless shit It’s just not the game we need Sick of looting useless junk Graphics making our eyes bleed Hey Now listen up! Welcome to the place washed by lliac waves There’s two and a half peasants with the same ugly face You’re not into small towns? Check out big-ass plains! 50 times the size of Skyrim’s, twice as many pointless caves! You see, We at Bethesda know exactly what you want Hardcore gamers inspired us to improve shopping a lot Now each lockpick must be bought for an actual ten spot And saving now is a paid mod for just twenty a slot You’re never getting bored, you’ll have infinite quests There’s every vagabond will put you to the test You’ll be richly awarded, with infinite chests Full of rusty swords and used pregnancy tests We got rid of skill trees, they were old and lame Who needs a leveling system in a role-playing game? You came to slash and kill and save one more nation No more levels and skills, only degredation! It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows, it just works It just works, it just works Overpriced open worlds Earnings rise, take my word It just works, it just works Little lies, stunning shows People buy, money flows! It just works! It just works! It just works! It just works! It just works! It just works! It just works! IT JUST WORKS! So, who’s laughing now?

100 thoughts on “Todd Howard Song — It Just Works (BETHESDA the Musical) E3 2019

  1. 💖 Thank you so much guys, we're blown away by your support!

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  2. The line "Little Lies, Stunning Shows, People Buy, Money Flows" Has got to be the most poignant description of studios like Bethesda and EA I've seen. XD

  3. I passed this song so many times in my recommenced…and I regret not listening to it sooner

  4. I search "Disney villain song" – YouTube shows me this.
    Thank you YouTube 🙂

  5. So fitting as I've been playing skyrim today. Had so many flying mammoths in the distance. Fighting a dragon and the mammoths are just casually strolling through the sky at the nearby camp. Game crashed ten minutes later.

    It just works.

  6. Of course gamers complaining is under the tune of Morrowind main theme. Aaagh, good old times.

  7. Don't worry about the dislikes. Those are from Todd Howard's many throw-away accounts.

  8. Ok, I expected this to just be a shitty meme, but damn this is good and catchy!

  9. I always mistake the wabbajack he's holding in the beginning for a tank barrel i don't know why i just do

  10. I like fallout 76 but I also like this and I’m so conflicted since it’s so catchy

  11. I am so pissed at the amount of bugs still present in the thieves guild I’ve been unlucky enough to run into every major one

  12. This is EXTREMELY good nice job anybody know any music like this style?
    (My kind of music)

  13. The ragdoll and stupid shit like that is the great part of Bethesda games.

  14. scroll to 0:58 and that looks like my science teacher after a missed assignment XD

  15. Reported for false advertising:
    Dragons flied head first in the animation

  16. Its funny how I played Skyrim recently…

    Listening to this…

    I am addicted to it now and I’m gonna buy Fallout 3, 4 and New Vegas

    And there is infinite quests

  17. Am I the only one who wants Todd Howard to perform this at the next E3?

  18. We need this video without lyrics and with a greenscreen in the background to feature our own disney villian
    Edit: The Chalkeaters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOuMZWarmxg

  19. Who else bought the original song and had to pay for dlc that had Todd in it

  20. The fact the last "It just works" played the moment i cheesed a sudden death with toon link arrows is awesome

  21. Fallout 3: Where's my dad?
    Fallout 4: Where's my son?
    Fallout 76: Where's my refund?!

  22. Imagen if someone hacked bethesda to make all music in fallout 76 just be this song

  23. Just can't wait for cyberpunk to blow other major releases out of the water when it comes out and prove quality beats quantity for money

  24. Todd Howard should sing this on the next E3 2020 like if you like that

  25. I love this song. I wonder if Todd has heard it himself, and what his reaction was.

  26. I saw this in my recommendations but thought it was gonna be shit so I held it off till now. It's actually really good and catchy so I'm happy about that.

  27. The Lone Wanderer: Wants to find his dad.
    The Sole Survivor: Wants to find his son.
    Todd Howard: Wants to find his way into your wallet.

  28. I feel like you're neighbors probably hated you when you were making this.
    Cuz I know mine sure do now.

  29. Guys, please read the description! They say that they really love Bethesda and so should you!!!

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