Trump’s Allies In Congress Don’t Care How History Will Remember Them


TRUMP ALSO COMPLAINED ABOUT THE
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE INSPECTOR GENERAL’S REPORT THAT WAS
RELEASED EARLIER THIS WEEK. TRUMP CLAIMED THAT THE I.G. FOUND A SERIOUS BREACH OF HIS
CAMPAIGN’S RIGHTS.>>THEN, THE INSPECTOR GENERAL’S
SHOCKING REPORT PROVED THAT THE OBAMA F.B.I. OBTAINED SECRET
WARRANTS TO SPY ON MY CAMPAIGN. THE F.B.I. ALSO SENT MULTIPLE
UNDERCOVER HUMAN SPIES TO SURVEIL AND RECORD PEOPLE
ASSOCIATED WITH OUR CAMPAIGN.>>Stephen: OKAY, THAT’S A
BOLD CLAIM. HOWEVER, THE INSPECTOR GENERAL,
MICHAEL HOROWITZ, TESTIFIED ON CAPITOL HILL TODAY AND HIS
REPORT DOESN’T SAY WHAT PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID IT DID.>>DID YOU FIND ANYTHING WHERE
THE F.B.I. PLANTED SPIES IN MR. TRUMP’S CAMPAIGN?>>WE FOUND NO USE OF
CONFIDENTIAL HUMAN SOURCES AND PLACING THEM IN THE CAMPAIGN.>>Stephen: OKAY, NO HUMAN
SOURCES. HE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
ANIMALS. BUT I SEEM TO REMEMBER AN
ENORMOUS MANATEE IN A MAN-SUIT CALLING MEXICANS RAPISTS AND
ASKING RUSSIA TO RELEASE HILLARY’S EMAILS. I MEAN, THEY DIDN’T EVEN GIVE
HIM A CONVINCING COSTUME– THE SKIN WAS ALL LOOSE AND ORANGE,
THAT COULD HAVE– THAT COOCH– THAT ALMOST DESTROYED HIS
CAMPAIGN.( APPLAUSE )
SO TRUMP GOT THAT WRONG. BIG DEAL. BUT THE F.B.I. SHOULD HOLD OFF
ON THE VICTORY LAP, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE I.G., THE
F.B.I. GOT A LOT OF STUFF WRONG, TOO, STARTING WITH HOW SLOPPY
THEY WERE WHEN IT CAME TO GETTING SURVEILLANCE WARRANTS ON
AMERICAN CITIZENS.>>WE FOUND THAT INVESTIGATORS
FAILED TO MEET THEIR BASIC OBLIGATIONS OF ENSURING THAT THE
FISA APPLICATIONS WERE SCRUPULOUSLY ACCURATE. WE IDENTIFIED SIGNIFICANT
INACCURACIES AND OMISSIONS IN EACH OF THE FOUR APPLICATIONS.>>Stephen: THERE WAS A BUNCH
OF THEM. ONE APPLICATION OMITTED THE FACT
THAT CARTER PAGE WAS A GOVERNMENT INFORMANT, ONE RELIED
TOO MUCH ON THE STEELE DOSSIER, AND ONE OF THEM WAS JUST,
“INVESTIGATE THIS GUY, CUZ, YEAH.”( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
HOROWITZ SAID THAT THERE WERE
F.B.I. AGENTS BOTH PRO-TRUMP AND ANTI-TRUMP ASSIGNED TO THE CASE,
BUT LINDSEY GRAHAM WANTED TO FOCUS ON TWO IN PARTICULAR:
FAMED F.B.I. LOVERS PETER STRZOK AND LISA PAGE, AND HE READ THEIR
TEXTS OUT LOUD.>>FEBRUARY 12, 2016: “OH, HE’S
TRUMP, ABYSMAL. I KEEP HOPING THE CHARADE
WILL END AND PEOPLE WILL JUST DUMP HIM.” MARCH 3, 2016, PAGE: “GOD, TRUMP
IS A LOATHSOME HUMAN.” STRZOK: “OH, MY GOD. HE’S AN IDIOT.” “TRUMP IS A DISASTER.” “HE’S NOT EVER GOING TO BECOME
PRESIDENT, RIGHT?” “TRUMP IS AN F-ING IDIOT.” “WOW, DONALD TRUMP IS AN
ENORMOUS DOUCHE.”( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: YEAH. A DAMNING– A DAMNING CHAIN OF
TEXTS. I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, I CAN
UNDERSTAND WHY GRAHAM IS FURIOUS. NOT ONLY IS THAT OVERT BIAS BY
F.B.I. AGENTS. THEY’RE STEALING GRAHAM’S BEST
MATERIAL.>>YOU KNOW HOW YOU MAKE AMERICA
GREAT AGAIN? TELL DONALD TRUMP TO GO TO HELL. I THINK DONALD TRUMP IS A CON
MAN. I THINK HE’S A KOOK. I THINK HE’S CRAZY. I THINK HE’S UNFIT FOR OFFICE. HE HAS BECOME TOXIC. THE WORLD’S BIGGEST JACKASS. HE’S A RACE-BAITING, XENOPHOBIC,
RELIGIOUS BIGOT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: OKAY, WILL THE LAST VERTEBRA TO LEAVE LINDSEY
GRAHAM’S SPINE PLEASE REMEMBER TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS? GRAHAM’S NOT THE ONLY REPUBLICAN
STICKING BY TRUMP THROUGH THICK AND… LET’S JUST STICK WITH THICK. HOUSE REPUBLICANS ARE FIGHTING
OFF IMPEACHMENT, REGARDLESS OF HOW IT MIGHT LOOK IN THE HISTORY
BOOKS, LIKE OHIO REPRESENTATIVE AND MAN LEARNING THEY DON’T MAKE
MEAT-FLAVORED SELTZER, JIM JORDAN. JORDAN TOLD THE HUFFINGTON POST,
WHEN IT COMES TO FUTURE GENERATIONS, “I DON’T CARE HOW
I’M REMEMBERED.” WELL, GOOD, BECAUSE THEY’VE
ALREADY CARVED YOUR HEADSTONE.( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
ANOTHER TRUMP ALLY– IT TAKES A
SECOND TO READ IT. ANOTHER TRUMP ALLY OUT THERE WHO
DOESN’T CARE HOW HISTORY REMEMBERS HIM IS NORTH CAROLINA
REPRESENTATIVE AND MAN JUST TOO TIRED TO HAIL SATAN, MARK
MEADOWS. MEADOWS INSISTS, “MOST OF THE
HISTORICAL COMMENTARY WILL BE ABOUT THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE
INDIVIDUALS.” YEAH, HISTORY IS ALL ABOUT
PROCESS. NOBODY REMEMBERS THE GUYS WHO
WROTE THE CONSTITUTION. WHAT WERE THEY CALLED? “THE STARTER DADDIES?”
( LAUGHTER )
WE ALSO– WE ALSO GOT AN
INTERESTING TAKE FROM UTAH REPRESENTATIVE AND PERSONAL
ATTORNEY TO COLONEL SANDERS, ROB BISHOP. BISHOP HAD AN EVEN MORE
DEPRESSING VIEW ON HIS LEGACY, SAYING THAT “THE IDEA THAT
HISTORY WOULD REMEMBER WHAT REPUBLICANS DO ASSUMES “THAT
WE’RE GOING TO SURVIVE IN THIS COUNTRY LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE
A HISTORY.” OKAY, THAT’S PRETTY BLEAK. I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS HIS
CAMPAIGN SLOGAN: “BISHOP 2020: OUR BONES SHALL
RETURN TO THE SILENT DUST.”( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
BUT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES IT’S PRESIDENT IS NOT THE ONLY TRUMP EMBARRASSING OUR
COUNTRY OVERSEAS. WE JUST FOUND OUT THAT THIS PAST
SUMMER, DONALD TRUMP JR. WENT TO MONGOLIA AND KILLED AN
ENDANGERED SHEEP. FIRST OF ALL, WHO HUNTS SHEEP
( LAUGHTER )
I MEAN, THAT’S THE KIND OF
MANLY, PAPA HEMINGWAY RUSH YOU CAN ONLY GET BY SNEAK A HAMMER
INTO A PETTING ZOO. BUT, WAIT, IT GETS DUMBER. ONE REASON THIS ANIMAL IS
ENDANGERED IS BECAUSE IT IS THE LARGEST SHEEP IN THE WORLD. YES, DON JR.’S GOING AFTER ONLY
THE MOST-ELUSIVE PREY.( AS DON JR. )
“NEXT, I’M HUNTING THE RARE MORBIDLY-OBESE SLOTH! THE TRICK IS TO KILL THEM BEFORE
THEY DIE OF CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE.”( LAUGHTER )
NOW, IF TAKING DOWN A REALLY BIG SHEEP WASN’T ACHIEVEMENT ENOUGH,
DON JR. DID THE DEED AT NIGHT, USING A RIFLE WITH A LASER
SIGHT. AND YOU, TOO, CAN EXPERIENCE ALL
THE PULSE-POUNDING EXCITEMENT IN THE NEW VIDEO GAME, “CALL OF
DUTY: FARMYARD NAP TIME.” WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT!

100 thoughts on “Trump’s Allies In Congress Don’t Care How History Will Remember Them

  1. HEY REAL TALK the majority of Americans who pay attention to his would ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY back and love for life the constituent(s) of Graham who would have pulled those clips and owned his ass right there!

  2. Did FBI really send HUMAN spies to spy on Trump? Huh! I didn’t know that 🤷‍♂️

  3. President Trump didn’t say it said anything. More sewage being expelled from the sewer, located beneath stuffy cold-bert’s nose.

  4. I assumed Don Jr. “loved” the animal to death until Stephen said that it had been shot.

  5. Its at this point i'd like to point out, trumps OWN people compared him to THANOS at the height of his power, curroption and madness just as he was about to wipe out billions of lives – you know the LITERAL supervillain

  6. I think it's quite clear that the Republicans are only concerned about covering their own butts. They are wanting to not be wrong. They really do not address we the issue. Incidentally this same crap happens a lot. What happened with the executive order that gets healthcare that does not pay for anything and is paid for without consent and we don't have a choice about it. The whole thing is without representation and an insurance Dr run pile of crap. I decide what goes in my body I decide who I will see what healthcare I want I decide. Not some five minute session with some doc. No way. Not consenting about that. Goddamn it I give it and I can withdraw it too.

  7. I used to have respect for Corbert but he sold his soul and now he just peddles lies.

  8. Colbert apparently doesn't care how history will remember him. Once a great satirist, now a boot-licking parasite.

  9. trumputin's whole corrupt crew deserves prison for life! include gym jordan, devin 'moo-nes', and 'man too stupid to even hold his pretend phone correctly' collins and the other unamerican trumputin followers in prison.

  10. The tears and anger from fascist Dems are going to be hilarious to watch when Trump wins AGAIN in 2020! Not only that, but RETRIBUTION against the leadership of the Dems and their supporters will be well-deserved and coming too!

  11. TRUMP 2020. Communist Jews (bosses of Colbert) write our history books so it doesn't matter what they think. We'll tell our children the truth about you evil MSM scum. When a civil war breaks we will destroy all your psychopathic propaganda and start over.
    Enjoy your Leftist echo chamber a little longer.

  12. When republicans like Jim Jordan claim that they don't care how they will be remembered what they are really saying is that they don't care about the consequences of their blatant disregard for the oath of their office and their actual duty as Congressmen…

  13. I predict there are going to be napping sheep snuck into every First Person Shooter in the future, if not by designers, then by modders. #GameDev #BaadAss #Manicula

  14. they will have their own version of history. it's not a challenge to people who believe in a book given by god, and deny all unfavorable evidence

  15. Moscow Mitch will be responsible for the image and reputation of the SENATE. The way it is now, nobody can trust these people to be correct and take BIPARTISAN decisions based on their OATH to defend DEMOCRACY and the NATION. The type of people representing GOP in Congress already showed what caliber they are. Complete lack of educated people. The hypocrisy of Mrs Graham about another couple in the FBI is beyond limits, recalling what he said about Trump before the election placed immediately after his readings. GREAT LOL

  16. OMG did he really do that? Why isn't he drafted in the army in the front row defending US for ISIS?

  17. Don Jr probably **** the sheep after he killed it. That's how disgusting that shit slime is.

  18. Did that sign say "Latinos for Trump"? I'm sorry honey, I think you meant "Pendejos for Trump."

  19. The stooges conspiracy to keep Trump in power will eventually blow up in their faces – and the american people. Ever wondered how Hitler made it so far ? …..

  20. 5:35, So does that mean if somebody were to go hunting Donald Trump's kids while one or several of them were out on an evening stroll, that one could make the excuse after wasting them that they were simply hunting the rarest and wiliest form of albino douchebags? I mean fair's fair right?

  21. People who derive pleasure from shooting living creatures just minding their own business and then holding their bloody corpses must all be locked up and treated. They are totally fucked up no matter if the animals they kill are "endangered" or regular. Like, are you saying that shooting animals in the forest is fine until it's a rare one? Wtf?

  22. Some background information on the whole Sheep Hunting incident. The Argali sheep are actually not quite so "tame" and are actually very coveted trophies among sports hunters (doesn't make it any less wrong though). Look up an Argali on google images and you'll mostly see hunting pictures of dead ones next to hunters (which just feels plain sad actually.. you see more pictures of living deer which are allowed to be hunted..) But killing one isn't wimpy, they are actually hard to hunt to certain extent… but still not even Sports Hunters who hunt illegally hunt these guys.. at night… with a laser sight.. I mean seriously.. so the way Trump Jr. hunted actually WAS wimpy.

  23. I love reading all these triggered peoples comments here lmao. Trump will take 2020 whether we like it or not

  24. Trump knows that most of his supporters are less than average, so he can tell them anything,and they'll believe.Go Donald!

  25. Perhaps we are forgetting that history is written by the victor. Could that be their take on it?

  26. Triggered! How to kill the world's largest sheep, at night.
    A book written by, the killer:
    Donald Trump Jr.
    (aka Don Jr.)
    A true story, based on an actual event.
    Bonus: The sheep was an endangered species, found only in Mongolia

  27. Oh shut up dumb Graham! Trump is a dangerous threat to our country graham!

  28. The issue isn't so much that Republicans don't care; it’s that they do so in the belief, neither do Americans.

  29. He's so deluded with his power he is bad mouthing the FBI
    I wouldn't mess with that crowd even if I was queen of the world
    They probably have thepee tape all ready to go
    If they still work like old J Edgar

  30. Those fools! Looking for human spies when anyone who looks at one of the cockroaches in the white house, will see a tiny satellite dish on their backs and then notice that they're not really roaches at all, but tiny spybots.
    Mwahahaha!

  31. Don Jr. the type to hunt humans for sport and beg for his life when he gets caught….actually that sounds like a good movie

  32. Trumps q religious bigot? Sir, Mr Graham, Trump doesn't even what religion is. To him, it's all called Pretend.

  33. Let’s be honest, no one remembers senators. Most people can’t even name there state senators. That’s why they don’t care. Sigh

  34. How many sheep did Stephen kill on his trip here in New Zealand eh?
    Don Jr couldn't handle our bad ass fluffy killers
    After he saw bad taste the movie he chickened out and went to Mongolia
    Pussy

  35. God, maybe we can put duct tape over his mouth. The fact that the base believes this crap makes my blood boil. Look at Lindsey reading those texts. He is really enjoying himself, the little bugger.

  36. Trump is unbelievable. I'll never ceased to be amazed by his shameless willingness to lie his ass off, and his cult followers ceaseless, gullible willingness to swallow whatever nonsense comes out of his mind. Cowards, hypocrites and liars like Lindsey Graham are a step worse. He knows what Trump is, but has bowed his sycophantic, cowardly head to Trump like the l pathetic little traitor he is. He's one of the most loathsome, two faced idiots to ever shame the Senate, and his old buddy John McCain would be ashamed of him if he could see him now.

    Trump is just plain evil.
    His Republican, sycophantic defenders in both houses of the Congress are cowards and hypocrites.
    And his supporters are the most gullible group of suckers in US history.

  37. watch bill barr talks lately, or bongino 12/11 maybe Even u can see the truth , BUT U WONT CAUSE U WANNA HATE

  38. I hope they 'Care How History Will Remember Them' at the voting box. Because our memories are not that short.

  39. Trump, the original recipe for fake news, constantly baiting his own followers in an attempt to make things in this country worse every day. Not only is the US a laughing stock for the rest of the world now, we are no longer a leader in anything other than bad examples.

  40. Lindsey Graham is the most pathetic, sycophantic coward in the history of the Senate. His friends John McCain would be ashamed at what a spineless hypocrite he's become.

  41. Graham,Jordan, Don junior, trump,McConnell, Paul Ryan, meadows, Collins, Kavanaugh, the list goes on and on.so many low life human beings, and all republicans…!May God have mercy on them .

  42. Please keep focus on these Senators, we need to remember who they are and kick them out, good work, keep it coming!

  43. Lady Lindsey is the BEST 2020 democrat commercials…
    Deadbeat “Tom Perez” if you’re listening…. there’s plenty of video of republicans telling the truth before trump became president. Montage, Anyone?… ridicule is trump’s kryptonite. There’s plenty of video to edit into a 60 second trump ridicule DNC commercial using nothing but trump’s image and words, trump being trump… “Tom Perez” if you’re listening?
    Try stop being the “lamest” DNC chair ever

  44. Don Jr is even more of a despicable waste of a meat suit. How inhumane do you have to be to go after endangered animals? Why is he never being charged? Why is none of that rotten family paying for their many crimes?? They make my skin crawl.

  45. These Republitards need to be dragged out onto the street, stripped naked, then whipped in public while the crowd yells, "Shame Shame Shame".

  46. A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, “What are all those clocks?”St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”“Incredible,’ said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”“Where’s Sean Spicer’s clock?” asked the man. “Spicer’s clock is in Satan’s office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

  47. Trump's aide on Monday said to him, "Sir, I had a dream you got your parade. It was miles and miles long, winding through Washington, D.C. Joyful Americans lined the route, literally in the millions. You were riding in the most beautiful carriage. It was the biggest parade in U.S. history."

    Trump beamed and asked, "Was I happy?"

    The aide answered, "I don't know, sir, the casket was closed."

  48. UKRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE FIND OUT ALL U CAN THEN U WONT BE AS BIASED, I WONT TELL U CAUSE U WOULD HATE THAT BUT IF U SEE FOR YOURSELF U MIGHT HAVE A ,, ILL BE DAMNED MOMENT!

  49. I wish the sheep would have won. What a perfect way for an entitled, arrogant boob to shuffle off this mortal coil: killed by an angry sheep.

  50. Great show, better to laugh about the US leadership than take it too seriously really.

  51. Why did he feel the need to specify "Human" spies?

    What, did Trump watch an episode of Phineas and Ferb and thinks there's actually a Secret Agent Platypus named Peri?

    Wait. No. I forgot, this is Trump we're talking about. Of course he'd think Peri the Platypus is real 🤦‍♀️

  52. Once the Republicans abolish the Constitution and make America into a police state they will just rewrite all the text books to reflect them as heroes

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