Wake Up Sheeple – An internet poetry parody [h3h3productions]


(emotional music playing) We’re always on the move going places. But do we ever stop to wonder,
where are we going actually? Not like physically, but like metaphorically. That’s pretty deep, huh? I just thought about that. I just think about deep stuff like that sometimes. What’s on our screens? That’s all anyone seems to care about anymore. And we no longer care about other stuff that’s out there, that’s pretty cool like… sand. And the ocean… Stuff like that. That’s also pr- pretty cool other than screens. I’ve just finished my first semester at college. I took intro to philosophy and human psychology. So like- I feel like- I know a lot, you know? When did we become so disconnected from the Earth? Sometimes, I sneak outside to take a dump in the garden. My mom thinks it’s the dog, but really- it’s just me, being a human being. It used to be that we had to grow our own food in our own gardens. The soil was our food and substinence But know, you just go to Taco Bell and you can get somethi- like a taco for like 99 cents. It tastes pretty dank, but it’d also be pretty cool if I had a garden. We use social media, but we’re less social than ever. Isn’t that ironic, since it’s called social media, but it actually makes us less social? Isn’t it even more ironic that you’re watching this on your phone or computer. How edgy and self-aware is it that I pointed that out? That I’m trying to promote my own video, but also that it’s ironic that you’re also watching it on a screen. Damn, that is so edgy right now! And who is it that’s making the technology? Corporations, who control us, and are greedy and stuff, and they make a bunch of money. Wake up sheeple, it’s time to understand that we’re all being controlled. And what are we gonna do about it? Smash our stuff! I actually really needed that laptop. It’s okay. My parents will buy me a new one. They’re fairly well off. I mean, I could buy it with my own money, but I’d rather spend that on weed and stuff like that. Meanwhile, people are starving in Africa and you’re telling me we can’t buy enough 99 cent tacos to feed everybody there? The media is full of dirty lies. Well, it’s time to turn off the television and turn on our brains. And people keep throwing shit in the ocean. We need to find the courage to stand up, and to say: “We are human beings.” Happy and the world should be perfect. C’mo- I mean, people shouldn’t need to destroy their technology. ‘Cause unless you’re- People need to destroy technology, people need to remember that- You c- You can enjoy the beach without bringing your telephone. And most importantly, I love those 99 cent tacos. We really need to get those out to the people who are hungry. (music keeps playing)

100 thoughts on “Wake Up Sheeple – An internet poetry parody [h3h3productions]

  1. GREETINGS HUMANS I AM FELLOW HUMAN I THINK THIS VIDEO PROMOTES HATE AND RACISM TOWARDS OTHER HUMANS LIKE ME

  2. At least tell me you went to get back all this junk and brought it to an eco center.

  3. Ethan, I hope you pick that stuff up.
    Otherwise that’d be littering.
    Y I K E S

  4. lmao I really love the shot of you talking on the walkie talkie then just tossing it. Proud of you

  5. This video is underrated. I go back to it from time to time, I like it so much.

  6. How does this still have less than a million views? Probably one of my fav H3 videos.

  7. i smashed the like button then i smashed my computer then i smashed my girl

  8. Israel seems awesome! Like a land from a movie or something. I don’t wanna go there but you guys make it look cool. 🇺🇸💋

  9. At 1:53 when the screen tilts as hits the rocks. I damn near had a stroke 😂

  10. feel whenever I get too up on my high horse I need to watch this, to show me how everybody else sees me.

  11. That social shit is so true that's why I stay away from face book I've never used Snapchat I only use social media to talk to a few people who could be sheeple

  12. I think they should put some fast food joints in the places where people are dying of hunger and then when people donate money to them, like a McDonald’s, then not only would they make their money but people would eat too. Even if aren’t the richest people, some super hungry people wouldn’t turn down something from the dollar menu.

  13. Ethan you inspired me to much that I took all my electronics and dumped them into the sea!

  14. That's in Tel Aviv 😀 next time dump your laptop in the American Ocean, we don't want your American laptop floating around in the Mediterranean:p

  15. Brother, poor soul brother, are you that brainwashed or do you actually know the mental harm you are causing by sharing such low vibrational energy? No way would I ever subscribe to you guys. You're just another plan to keep others asleep. Shame on you.

  16. I've been universally enlightened. Where was the world before h3h3 and Prince Ea?

  17. Sorry Mr. Klein but id like to auto correct your grammar at the end of the video, "An h3h3 production".

  18. Wasted 3:33 minutes of my life, when I should've smashed my phone instead to free myself, thank you

  19. What you are saying is true, I agree. I am really disappointed this mad devices, is thrown in the ocean, to poison it even more.

  20. Funny video!
    But 0:57 not cool to throw waste into the ocean.. i didnt say anything 2:34 lel yy ethan xD?

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  22. My health teacher showed the original video in class today. Now I really want to show this one in class tomorrow.

  23. Back then when you were funny and not a money hungry driven for money loser.

  24. The music when he says “corporations” is so fantastic…honestly thanks YouTube for putting this gem of a video back in my recommended.

  25. Funny because the sheeple are actually asleep and people just make jokes about it

  26. Corporations controlling our country is not funny. I really wish people would wake up to that fact.

  27. This video made me break every electronic I own

    I am now pro nature

  28. Does this man even understand the base of logistics? Transporting 99 cents tacobells to 1.3 billion people in Africa. Okay. Gas costs hello?

  29. How has these not even got 1M views?? This is possibly the best H3 video ever made

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