[MUSIC] [MUSIC SPEEDS UP] HENRY SALT: Hang on, where we going? SAM BEAUREGARDE: I don’t know, but I don’t like the looks of that tunnel up there. Hey, Wonka! I want off! WILLY WONKA: ‘Round the world and home again! That’s the sailor’s way. VERUCA SALT: I don’t like this ride, daddy! WILLY WONKA: Faster!
VERUCA SALT: I don’t like this ride, daddy! VERUCA SALT: I don’t like this ride, daddy! HENRY SALT: Wonka, do me a favor? Tell those people to stop paddling back there! MRS. TEEVEE: We’re going too fast! MIKE TEEVEE: We’re gonna sink, I know it! VERUCA SALT: Why doesn’t he stop the boat? WILLY WONKA: Faster! HENRY SALT: Hang on, darling! Just close your eyes and hang on tight! MIKE TEEVEE: What’s happening? [MUSIC INTENSIFIES] WILLY WONKA: Faster! VIOLET BEAUREGARDE: What is this, a freak-out? SAM BEAUREGARDE: Hey, this isn’t funny Wonka! HENRY SALT: You can’t possibly see where you’re going Wonka! WILLY WONKA: You’re right. I can’t. MIKE TEEVEE: Boy, what a great series this would make. HENRY SALT: Wonka… CHARLIE: This is kind of strange. UNCLE JOE: Yes, strange Charlie. But it’s fun! [BOTH LAUGH] MIKE TEEVEE: This is terrific! HENRY SALT: How much to get off the boat Wonka? MRS. TEEVE: [GROANS] I think I’m gonna be sick… HENRY SALT: I can take a joke, but this has gone too far. SAM BEAUREGARDE: Tell that little guy to turn us around Wonka! MRS. TEEVEE: [SHOUTS] Now I am gonna be sick! VERUCA SALT: Save me daddy! CHARLIE: Grandpa! UNCLE JOE: It couldn’t be… [ALL SCREAMING] WILLY WONKA: [SINGING] There’s no earthly way of knowing… HENRY SALT: [CHUCKLES] He’s singing. WILLY WONKA: Which direction we are going… There’s no knowing where we’re rowing… HENRY SALT: Rowing. WILLY WONKA: Or which way the river’s flowing… Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? BLEH! Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grizzly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must growing for the rowers keep on rowing! And they’re certainly not showing! Any signs that they are slowing! [WONKA SHRIEKING, PASSENGERS CLAMOURING] VERUCA SALT: Oh, make him stop daddy! HENRY SALT: Wonka, this has gone far enough! WILLY WONKA: Quite right, sir. Stop the boat! [MUSIC] WILLY WONKA: We’re there. MRS. TEEVEE: Where? WILLY WONKA: Here. A small step for mankind, But a giant step for us. All ashore! SAM BEAUREGARDE: Let me off this crate! MIKE TEEVEE: Now, why don’t they show stuff like that on TV? MRS. TEEVEE: I don’t know. HENRY SALT: What a nightmare… VERUCA SALT: Daddy, I do not want a boat like this. [MOVIECLIPS OUTRO MUSIC]