YGOTAS Episode 13 – Busted Rhymes – LittleKuriboh


Pharaoh: The following cartoon is based on real events. Some names were changed in order to protect the innocent. All: Nngggh! Joey: Hey, why ain’t you guys helping? Téa: Get back to work, slave! Bakura: I’ve got a bloody good idea! Let’s use my gaydar in order to locate some gay people! They’ll be able to help us. Tristan: Why would there be gay people down here? Joey: Gay people like to hibernate in caves. I saw it on the Discovery Channel. Téa: Joey, that’s bats. Joey: Bats. Gay people. Same thing. Bakura: It seems my evil ring was pointing to this room. Joey: Oh my God! This is unbelievable! Bakura actually did something useful! *Y.M.C.A – Village People* Bakura: Oh my, I wonder if those are the gay people.
*song continues in background* Joey: There is a slight possibility. *Y.M.C.A – Village People* Kaiba: My brother is being held hostage,
but I don’t really feel like running. So I’m just gonna walk briskly towards Pegasus’ castle. Besides, he’s probably okay. Mokuba: I can’t feel my legs… Kaiba: This picture reminds me of when Mokuba and I were just small children. *Muppet Babies theme*
♪ Kaiba Babies, we make our dreams come true! ♫ Kaiba: We lived in an orphanage because I had fired our parents. It was a very depressing time in my life, since I didn’t have any money, so I was unable to screw the rules. Mokuba was often bullied. And when you’re getting picked on by orphans, you know you’re a loser. Lil’ Seto: Here’s your toy back, Mokuba. That’ll be five bucks. Kaiba: Whenever we felt slightly less miserable, we would play chess. But since it didn’t involve dragons or expensive holograms, I found it extremely boring. Lil’ Mokuba: I love you big brother. Lil’ Seto: Kay thanks. Kaiba: That’s odd. My kaiba senses are tingling. Hair Guy: Attention duelists! My hair is… being assaulted! Kaiba: Idiot. Next time you sneak up on somebody,
try keeping your mouth shut. Hair Guy: I knew those child grabbing classes were a waste of money! Para: We are the brothers Para-dox. Dox: And we love wearing women’s frocks. Para: As villains go we are kinda lame. Dox: But never mind that, let’s play a card game! Yami: We have to duel these guys as a team, Joey! That means you do everything I say. You got that? Joey: -Duhhh.. Okay. Para: We are villains who like to rhyme. Dox: In fact, we do it all the time. Para: You may think it’s rather crass. Dox: But you can stick your cards right up your nose. Para: You were supposed to say ass, brother. I thought we rehearsed this. Yami: Leave it to Beaver Warrior! Para: Wall Shadow! Destroy his Beaver Warrior! Joey: Let this be a lesson to you, Yugh. Never, under any circumstances,
leave your beaver exposed. Yami: You’re right, Joey.
My beaver was on full display. Next time I’ll take better care of my beaver. Téa: I didn’t know Yugi had a beaver. Hair Guy: Attention duelists! My hair has security clearance to get through this door! Kaiba: Why do you keep saying “Attention duelists”? I’m the only other person here. Hair Guy: Hey, shut up! It’s what I do, okay? *Everyone loves Magical Trevor – Mr Weebl* Para: You have tricked us with your magic box. Dox: We invite you to suck on our co Bakura: Cor Blimey! That was a smashing maneuver! Good show, chaps! Tristan: Stop being so British! Kaiba: So this is about the hundred and seventy-eighth time my brother’s been kidnapped. Thanks for listening, by the way. It feels good to get this stuff off my chest. Hair Guy: Attention duelist! My hair is definitely not leading you into a trap! Kaiba: Listen, if you say one more thing about your hair,
I’m gonna shave it off! Hair Guy: You wouldn’t have the guts! Kaiba: Try me, big boy! Para: Against our Gate Guardian you stand no chance, Dox: I’m not wearing any underpants. Para: Is that true, brother, or are you just rhyming? Dox: I didn’t want to throw off our timing. But it is true. Pharaoh: Joey. It’s time for a surprise attack. Joey: No worries Yug, I got your back Pharaoh: Hang on a second, are we rhyming too? Joey: Don’t ask me. I ain’t got a clue. Pharaoh: This is like something out of Dr. Seuss! Téa: I can’t stop staring at Yugi’s caboose. Bakura: Everyone seems to have gone all rhyme-y. Tristan: Shut the hell up, you stupid limey! Kaiba: So you wanna catch a movie later, or… Hair Guy: Rejected! *alarm*
Kaiba: The alarm! What the hell have you done?! *alarm*
Hair Guy: That’s for threatening my hair! *alarm*
Kaiba: I’ll never forgive you for this! ..Whoever you are.. Pharaoh: I activate a spell that allows our monsters to trade places. Which would be completely useless in any other situation. Joey: Our phasers are at the ready, Captain! Yami: Make it so, number one! *PEW PEW PEW* Téa: All right, they won! Tristan: Now they’ve got all 10 star chips. Bakura: And you know what that means? All: This crappy tournament is almost over! Para: It seems that we ran out of luck! Dox: It’s just a card game, who gives a f Mokuba: Big brother! You came to rescue me again! What the hell took you so long? Pegasus: Hello, Kaiba-boy. I’ve been expecting you. Kaiba: Pegasus! I’m gonna make you pay for stealing my cards! Mokuba: And for kidnapping me, right, Seto? Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba. Mommy and Daddy are talking. Pegasus: I’m afraid your princess is in another castle, Kaiba Boy… Mokuba (slight echo): Big brother! Kaiba: What have you done now? Pegasus: I turned Mokuba into a monster card! And he doesn’t have any attack or defense points! Kaiba: You sick bastard!
That makes him even more worthless than Kuriboh! Please! I’ll do anything! Just don’t release that card to the general public. Pegasus: In that case I want you to have a rematch with Yugi-boy. And this time you have to win. Kaiba: I’ll do it. But only to avenge the death of my little brother! Mokuba: But I’m not dead, Seto. Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba. *Muppet Babies by Tranzformer* *Victory Fanfare – Final Fantasy VI*

100 thoughts on “YGOTAS Episode 13 – Busted Rhymes – LittleKuriboh

  1. Now with link monsters, switching the position of two monsters can actually be usefull

  2. "Bats, gay people, same thing" ; Choreography == "Those are the gay people" ; "You were supposed to say ass" ; "My beaver was on full display"
    Were all jokes in the early episodes this mediocre?
    "Attention, duelists!" …Okay, never mind, that one's still good.

  3. Who the hell downvotes this. Grab the pitchforks fellow Little Kuriboh fans!!

  4. 0:20 well that explains the rich guy in Gotham who wears tight outfits and hides in caves.

  5. attention all duelist, yo gi oh need your help, to do that, he need your credit card information

  6. This episode was gold. I'm binge watching this. I'm so sad I just found this a couple days ago.

  7. U tricked us with ur magic box
    We invite you to suck our cocks lmfao

  8. Joey: Our phasers are at the ready captain

    Yugi: Make it so number one

    photon torpedo sound effects

    Me: SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATED STAR TREK

  9. Man I can't tell which episode has more sexual puns, this one or DBZA episode 17.

  10. "Shut up Mokuba mommy and daddy are talking."

    My god. This is more amazing than the original anime but everyone as porn stars (which my cursed mind made up).

  11. Why is it that whenever the gaydar is pointing in a direction it looks like they are all following the rings boner…?

  12. 2:05 awwww 4kids censored the rest of the fight with mokuba's old bodyguard and kaiba pushing those other guys outta the helicopter.

  13. "And when you're getting picked on by orphans, you know you're a loser."

    Please send help, I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

  14. 2:54 I actually started choking because of the beaver jokes, lol

    I'm get to sue you now lil kuriboh

  15. you have tricked us with your magic box
    now we invite you suck on our co-

  16. You have tricked us with your magic box
    We invite you to suck on our co-
    Core blimey.
    Good call bakura.

  17. It’s just a card game who gives a fuck. That killed me because it’s so true!

  18. "… and when your getting picked on by orphans, you know you're a loser."

    Omg, I fucking lost it 😂

  19. "…And when you're getting picked on by orphans, you know you are a loser."
    cough cough Elfen Lied cough

  20. Hmmm gay people plus bats 🦇 = omg Batman is gay! I need to run bai!

  21. Too bad they don't make good Gate Guardian support:
    Labyrinth Maze

    Field Spell

    This card cannot be targeted by your opponent's card effects. Any monsters summoned have their effects negated until the end of the turn, and are placed in the next empty monster Zone closest to their owner's Field Spell Zone, and can only attack monsters in the same column. Both players can only use each of the following effects of "Labyrinth Maze" once per turn:

    ●Move 1 monster you control to an adjacent Monster Zone, then, if your opponent controls more monsters than you, you can move 1 monster you control to an additional adjacent Monster Zone.

    ●Discard 1 card; add 1 level 7 Monster from your deck or GY to your hand, and if you do, you can Special Summon "Labyrinth Tank" from your Extra Deck, and/or add 1 "Labyrinth" card from your Deck to your hand.

    Hidden Powers of the Labyrinth

    Continuous Trap

    You can only control 1 "Gate Guardian". When an attack is declared, or a card effect is activated while you control "Gate Guardian", you can discard "Sanga of the Thunder", "Suijin", or "Kazejin", to negate that attack or effect. Once per turn, you can reveal "Sanga of the Thunder", "Suijin", and "Kazejin" to Special Summon "Gate Guardian" from your hand, deck, or GY, ignoring summoning conditions, and if you do, it is unaffected by your opponent's card effects and cannot be tributed (even if this card leaves the field.) Once per turn, if a face-up "Labyrinth" card would be destroyed by your opponent's card effect, you can add 1 "Sanga of the Thunder", "Suijin", "Kazejin" or "Riyoku" from your Deck to your hand instead.

    Dungeon Trap in the Labyrinth

    Normal Trap

    Activate as many effects as possible up to the number of other face-up "Labyrinth" cards on the field:

    ●Special Summon 1 "Monster Tamer" from your hand, Deck, or GY, then take control of 1 monster your opponent controls until "Monster Tamer" leaves the field.

    ●Send 1 "Dungeon Worm" from your hand or Deck to the GY and Banish 1 monster on the field.

    ●Banish 1 "Jirai Gumo" from your Deck or GY and Destroy 1 monster on the field and inflict damage to your opponent equal to it's ATK.

    If a monster(s) on your opponent's side of the field moves to a different monster zone, except the turn you activated this card: you can add this card from your GY to your hand. You can only activate 1 "Dungeon Trap in the Labyrinth" per turn.

    Magical Labyrinth: Wall Shadow

    Normal Spell

    Rearrange your opponent's monsters in their monster zones as you see fit, then, if you control a "Labyrinth" card, Special Summon 1 "Wall Shadow" from your Hand or Deck, ignoring summoning conditions, also, it cannot be destroyed by battle, and any monster that battles it is sent to the GY after Damage Calculation. You can banish this card from your GY to move "Wall Shadow" to any unoccupied monster Zone on your side of the field. You can only use each effect of "Magical Labyrinth: Wall Shadow" once per turn.

    Sounds like fun, no?

  22. “Bats. Gay people. Same thing.”

    Me: turns into a bat oH BloOdy Hell!

    Tristan: STOP BEING SO BRITISH YOU STUPID LIMEY!

  23. "It seems like we ran out of luck"
    "Its just a card game who gives a fu"

  24. I activate a spell that allows our monsters to trade places, which would be completly useless in any other situatuion.
    Someone at Konami watched this episode and thought, but what if we had monsters that need the right positions and so Link Monsters were born.

  25. What happened more

    Mokuba getting kidnapped

    Kaiba screws the rules

  26. Bakura in this is my spirit animal and you can't change my mind

  27. 0:19 Why would possible couples be in a secluded area away from people that can bother them? HM, I've got nothing.

  28. "I turned Mokuba into a monster card, and he has no attack or defense points."
    "You b*stard, that makes him more useless than kuriboh"

    SIDENOTE: Honestly though, because of multiply and the lack of rules in Duelist Kingdom, Kuriboh was the most OP card in Yugi's or anyone's deck at the time. Kuriboh was key in defeating both Blue-Eyes Ultimate and Thousand Eyes Restrict

  29. “Gay ppl like to hibernate” lmao 😂
    “Because I fired our parents!!” ._.’
    YMCA theme 🥰 & rhymes 😆

  30. Whats the melody in the very end where the characters are portrayed video game like?

  31. "I'm gonna make you pay for stealing my cards!"
    – "And for kidnapping me, too! Right, big brother?"
    "Shut up, Mokuba! Mommy and daddy are talking!"

  32. "I'll do it, but only to avenge the death of my little brother!"
    – "But I'm not dead, Seto…"
    "Shut up, Mokuba!"

  33. "We lived in an orphanage because I had fired our parents." Lmfao!! Happy 10 anniversary to this episode!!!

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